5/9 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Rockies (Senzatela) 1:10 CT, CSN

[David]

i want red hot bryzzo back from last week

 

Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo?

 

whenever the hell it was that rizzo was hitting all those dongs

 

thought it was early last week/tail end of week before

[mul21]

I'm sure Len and JD are talking about "no lead is safe at Coors" as if we won't get shut down by Senzatela the rest of the way.

 

Ooooh, look, it's our resident bastion of positivity!

[Sammy Sofa]

i want red hot bryzzo back from last week

 

Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo?

 

whenever the hell it was that rizzo was hitting all those dongs

 

thought it was early last week/tail end of week before

 

Don't look at his numbers for the last 2 weeks.

 

I did and now I'm pissing tears.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus Christ. Game 1 of a doubleheader and it's going to be a miracle for the starter to get beyond the 4th.

[Cubswin11]

Put Jeimer in at 3B and let LaStella pitch the rest of the game

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Jesus Christ. Game 1 of a doubleheader and it's going to be a miracle for the starter to get beyond the 4th.

 

Need to look at the positive. We at least have Lackey pitching tonight to save us from going below .500. Lackey in Coors seems to be a good matchup.

Edited May 9, 2017 by Bryant's Disco Ball

[17 Seconds]

ok so what is it going to take to get archer, and then what will we have left for the second guy

[Ding Dong Johnson]

the team that was supposed to be better than the 2016 world series winners is going to be under 500 in May

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Put Jeimer in at 3B and let LaStella pitch the rest of the game

Jeimer can't play until tonight

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Jake is losing himself a lot of money with his horsefeathers performances like this.

[David]

who the hell is this guy

 

i know we just called him up or whatever but i'm pretty sure i've never heard his name in my life otherwise

[UMFan83]

Jake still hoping for that 7yr/$200m contract after the season?

[Schwarber Fan]

This guy sucks.

[17 Seconds]

Jake still hoping for that 7yr/$200m contract after the season?

 

i don't see why not, he looks pretty good

[Flames24Rulz]

This guy sucks.

 

idk, I can't tell the difference between him and Arrieta right now.

[squally1313]

I'm sure Len and JD are talking about "no lead is safe at Coors" as if we won't get shut down by Senzatela the rest of the way.

 

Ooooh, look, it's our resident bastion of positivity!

 

Eh, I think he gets a pass today, given that 80% of the posts in here sound pretty similar to that one.

 

This is not at all fun to watch, but I just can't bring myself to care too much. The offense is too good, the division is too bad, and we've got more than enough in reserve to trade for whatever holes we have. Plus, the whole World Series Champions thing.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

This organization just never seems to do well on the road in the NL West. Very frustrating.

[UMFan83]

I'm sure Len and JD are talking about "no lead is safe at Coors" as if we won't get shut down by Senzatela the rest of the way.

 

Ooooh, look, it's our resident bastion of positivity!

 

Eh, I think he gets a pass today, given that 80% of the posts in here sound pretty similar to that one.

 

This is not at all fun to watch, but I just can't bring myself to care too much. The offense is too good, the division is too bad, and we've got more than enough in reserve to trade for whatever holes we have. Plus, the whole World Series Champions thing.

 

Oh yeah this is one of those few times that negativity feels right. That said, i know most of the people that are letting themselves go today have enough perspective to know that this team is capable of being significantly better (duh).

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Pitching is fickle. This was always probably going to happen some years. I'm just glad we won it all last year and are good enough to tread water while the pitching takes a dump.

[davell]

Jake still hoping for that 7yr/$200m contract after the season?

 

Yes. Boras is deciding between yen or pesos still.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Jake still hoping for that 7yr/$200m contract after the season?

 

i don't see why not, he looks pretty good

 

I know salaries can get high, but damn I'd be depressed if my team signed Arrieta to an AAV of $28 million and for seven seasons. I wouldn't even come close to that.

[17 Seconds]

Jake still hoping for that 7yr/$200m contract after the season?

 

i don't see why not, he looks pretty good

 

I know salaries can get high, but damn I'd be depressed if my team signed Arrieta to an AAV of $28 million and for seven seasons. I wouldn't even come close to that.

 

i was playing with david

[davell]

I think we're firmly in the "Mild Thing, you make my butt sting!" portion of the season.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

i don't see why not, he looks pretty good

 

I know salaries can get high, but damn I'd be depressed if my team signed Arrieta to an AAV of $28 million and for seven seasons. I wouldn't even come close to that.

 

i was playing with david

 

Oops. My bad.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

hey, why not?