2017 Game Thread for teams that aren't the defending World Series Champions

[Agony and Ivy]

The cardinals are going to win this game. Cole is horsefeathering terrible.

[soccer10k]

The Pirates are useless.

[Soul]

The Pirates are useless.

No lead is safe

[Sammy Sofa]

And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh.

 

TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers, now I hope the Cardinals win just so you cry-barf all over yourselves.

[Agony and Ivy]

And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh.

 

TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.

 

Again not concerned about the cardinals but I would like our guys to hit off Gerrit Cole like every other team in baseball does

[Sammy Sofa]

And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh.

 

TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.

 

Again not concerned about the cardinals but I would like our guys to hit off Gerrit Cole like every other team in baseball does

 

Cole has similarly dominated the Cardinals until tonight, so, hey, dream big, I guess.

[soccer10k]

And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh.

 

TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.

 

It was 10-6 in the 6th and the Cards had two on and their best hitter up (Pham).

 

And my post was as much about today as about the past couple weeks.

[Sammy Sofa]

It was 10-6 in the 6th and the Cards had two on and their best hitter up (Pham).

 

And my post was as much about today as about the past couple weeks.

 

[soccer10k]

In other news, Stanton hit #57 today.

[UMFan83]

Ok this is worth freaking out about:

 

The Leather man is attempting to close out the game for Pittsburgh and the lead is only 5

[Cubswin11]

The Cardinals suck and we have the right to hate them

[Sammys Boombox]

Would be nice to wrap this up Monday or Tuesday at Busch and then eliminate the Cardinals from WC2 on Thursday.

[bukie]

Ok this is worth freaking out about:

 

The Leather man is attempting to close out the game for Pittsburgh and the lead is only 5

Because you use pitchers like that in blowouts, and that is what this game is.

[Soul]

And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh.

 

TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.

Made ya look

[Brian707]

Would be nice to wrap this up Monday or Tuesday at Busch and then eliminate the Cardinals from WC2 on Thursday.

 

Impossible to wrap it up Monday. Brewers are off. Best case scenario after Monday is. Magic number 1 on Brewers 0 on Cardinals.

[UMFan83]

Ok this is worth freaking out about:

 

The Leather man is attempting to close out the game for Pittsburgh and the lead is only 5

Because you use pitchers like that in blowouts, and that is what this game is.

 

Apparently my joke did not land like I thought it would.

[Sammys Boombox]

Would be nice to wrap this up Monday or Tuesday at Busch and then eliminate the Cardinals from WC2 on Thursday.

 

Impossible to wrap it up Monday. Brewers are off. Best case scenario after Monday is. Magic number 1 on Brewers 0 on Cardinals.

 

Ah. That's right.

[ScrubMD]

yeesh. dex is gonna get a lot of crap for that :/

 

I’m my heart of hearts I hope they trade him back to us for someone like a Duane Underwood just because their racist fans ask for it

 

Underwood would be the wrong person for them to trade for in this scenario.

[Agony and Ivy]

yeesh. dex is gonna get a lot of crap for that :/

 

I’m my heart of hearts I hope they trade him back to us for someone like a Duane Underwood just because their racist fans ask for it

 

Underwood would be the wrong person for them to trade for in this scenario.

 

Excellent point.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Judge ties Big Mac's rookie record of 49 dongs

[Agony and Ivy]

Judge ties Big Mac's rookie record of 49 dongs

 

And then he broke it with #50

[We Got The Whole 9]

Judge ties Big Mac's rookie record of 49 dongs

 

And then he broke it with #50

Sure did. Impressive season for anybody.

 

50 HR, 100 walks, 1.000 OPS

 

For a rookie it's straight up ludicrous.

[Derwood]

Judge ties Big Mac's rookie record of 49 dongs

 

And then he broke it with #50

Sure did. Impressive season for anybody.

 

50 HR, 100 walks, 1.000 OPS

 

For a rookie it's straight up ludicrous.

 

and 202 K's. This is the new MLB

[David]

Who gives a flying horsefeathers