6/2 dodgers (urias) @ cubs (hendricks) 120 cdt, csn

[Agony and Ivy]

oh my GOD

 

Coomer just topped himself so bad that i had to delay posting HEYRIDE!!

 

That was quite possibly the worst call I have ever heard in my life...

[BigSlick]

I LOVE THE CUBS

Cubs are so good they make Rondon Fan happy, an impressive accomplishment

 

Lets push Urias' ERA over 10

[Omar]

Poor Urias. No 19 year old should ever have to take these dongs.

 

somebody born in 1996 is starting against the Cubs

 

horsefeathers

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Saw a Dodgers fan online talking about how it was nice to play the Cubs close for the first three games.

 

I don't know what is better: teams with that level of ambition settling for moral victories or taking even that away from them.

[Agony and Ivy]

Heyward's dong cost me $300 in DFS. I hate him. Need another JavyDong

[David]

i had almost forgot that coomer says balls are "crunched"

 

i've never heard coomer but you guys make it sound like a hilarious experience

 

if i weren't counting on him for me to have any idea what is going on, i'd definitely say he's fun bad

[UMFan83]

When Rizzo hit his 11th HR on May 14th, he was among the MLB leaders, and Kris Bryant was 2nd on the team with 6 HRs. Now on June 2nd, Rizzo still has 11 HR, Bryant now has 13.

[David]

Saw a Dodgers fan online talking about how it was nice to play the Cubs close for the first three games.

 

I don't know what is better: teams with that level of ambition settling for moral victories or taking even that away from them.

 

you'll never top the cardinal media writing about a statement loss

[Careless]

I LOVE THE CUBS

Cubs are so good they make Rondon Fan happy, an impressive accomplishment

 

Lets push Urias' ERA over 10

It was over 10 when the game started and has gotten higher before those last two outs.

[Fred Hornkohl]

P/PA through 6 inning(s)....

 

CUBS: 3.43

Los Angeles 3.59

 

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[17 Seconds]

i wonder how many shots kables will hit off the scoreboard in his career

[Omar]

Saw a Dodgers fan online talking about how it was nice to play the Cubs close for the first three games.

 

I don't know what is better: teams with that level of ambition settling for moral victories or taking even that away from them.

 

I miss the forum DodgerBlues

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Does Heyward's swing look a little different to anyone else? I can't put my finger on it. But it just seems like there are fewer moving parts or something. It looks a little smoother. I've thought all year that it's looked like junk and that there is just too much going on. The first two ABs looked more pleasing aesthetically.

 

For real, though, after a dong, now I'm starting to wonder...

[Banedon]

Kick the baby!

 

[sneakypower]

cameraman on the Bryant HR was basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[UMFan83]

Dodgers now doing their graphic about the Cubs billy goat curse. I'm glad no one in LA is allowed to watch Dodger games.

[Gmoney08]

Poor Urias. No 19 year old should ever have to take these dongs.

 

somebody born in 1996 is starting against the Cubs

 

[expletive]

 

So close to statutory rape by method of dong.

[jersey cubs fan]

Dodgers now doing their graphic about the Cubs billy goat curse. I'm glad no one in LA is allowed to watch Dodger games.

let them eat goat

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 32-3 (.914) when they lead at the end of the 6th inning.... 4-12 (.250) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Sammy Sofa]

When Rizzo hit his 11th HR on May 14th, he was among the MLB leaders, and Kris Bryant was 2nd on the team with 6 HRs. Now on June 2nd, Rizzo still has 11 HR, Bryant now has 13.

 

You dick.

[Irrelevant Dude]

i had almost forgot that coomer says balls are "crunched"

 

i've never heard coomer but you guys make it sound like a hilarious experience

Not hilarious at all. And seemingly EVERY time I turn on the Cubs radio broadcast, it is the 5th inning.

[BigSlick]

The stupid Dodgers are hitting balls so weakly against Strong Powerful Kyle Hendricks they're stopping us from getting outs again

[Aaron_Kennelly]

oh my god Javy is giving us the full Javy Superstar Experience today. It's too bad those days only come like once every other week...

[Omar]

Dodgers now doing their graphic about the Cubs billy goat curse. I'm glad no one in LA is allowed to watch Dodger games.

let them eat goat

 

i dont think anyone in LA eats anything besides kale salads, in-and-out-burger, and protein shakes.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Does Heyward's swing look a little different to anyone else? I can't put my finger on it. But it just seems like there are fewer moving parts or something. It looks a little smoother. I've thought all year that it's looked like junk and that there is just too much going on. The first two ABs looked more pleasing aesthetically.

 

For real, though, after a dong, now I'm starting to wonder...

 

I wouldn't be upset if you wrote an article exploring the idea.