6/2 dodgers (urias) @ cubs (hendricks) 120 cdt, csn

[Omar]

jesus [expletive] christ coomer

 

 

Just thinking the same thing

 

what did he say?

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Holy hell, Javy.

[ScrubMD]

 

Oh I'm sure that they think they have a chance against Hendricks. I mean, we know what Hendricks can do, but I don't think there's a league-wide understanding of his ability.

 

I was just saying to my dad the other day, Hendricks had to be really frustrating for fans of opposing teams that don't get to watch him on a consistent basis. He seems like he should be so hittable, but he just mixes and locates so well.

 

Like, if Hendricks was doing this against the Cubs, the game threads here would be all doom and gloom about the lineup being unable to hit 89 mph fastballs.

 

Hendricks would probably own this line-up

 

It's like one of those "could God microwave a burrito so hot even He couldn't eat it" questions.

[sneakypower]

[expletive] HR, should've been a K #RobotUmps

[David]

jesus [expletive] christ coomer

 

 

Just thinking the same thing

 

what did he say?

 

his call on that HR was somehow even worse than you'd expect from him

[Schwarber Fan]

I'm so glad we didn't trade Javy.

[Omar]

 

I was just saying to my dad the other day, Hendricks had to be really frustrating for fans of opposing teams that don't get to watch him on a consistent basis. He seems like he should be so hittable, but he just mixes and locates so well.

 

Like, if Hendricks was doing this against the Cubs, the game threads here would be all doom and gloom about the lineup being unable to hit 89 mph fastballs.

 

Hendricks would probably own this line-up

 

It's like one of those "could God microwave a burrito so hot even He couldn't eat it" questions.

 

Burrito? No. Hot pocket? Maybe.

[David]

http://gatewayredbirds.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1675764#p1675764

 

talk about delusional

[bcl412]

I wonder what Santo doing pbp for no reason would have been like, just to compare to Coomer.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 35-14 (.714) when their starter pitches 5 innings or more.... 1-1 (.500) when he doesn't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Omar]

http://gatewayredbirds.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1675764#p1675764

 

talk about delusional

 

 

hah.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I can only imagine his play-by-play on javy's catch was "Javy moving in (crowd roars)...a direction...and makes the ...did he catch it?"

[BigSlick]

 

 

Just thinking the same thing

 

what did he say?

 

his call on that HR was somehow even worse than you'd expect from him

He really made it sound like Soler had a shot at that ball

[Gmoney08]

Are these most recent Javy posts about his Dong or did he do something cool in the field too? I'm at work right now.

[bcl412]

http://gatewayredbirds.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1675764#p1675764

 

talk about delusional

 

 

 

hah.

We're going to win so many titles that the dude will have a sleeve that people will hate.

[BigSlick]

Coomer is consistently missing pitches, like it'll be 0-1 and then when he next announces something the count is magically 2-1

 

Come on dude

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Heyride!

[David]

oh my GOD

 

Coomer just topped himself so bad that i had to delay posting HEYRIDE!!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Heyride!

[Liam Neeson]

HOLY horsefeathers COOMER. I don't think I can do the 5th inning anymore.

[Brian707]

 

what did he say?

 

his call on that HR was somehow even worse than you'd expect from him

He really made it sound like Soler had a shot at that ball

 

 

He waited until the fans in the bleachers threw the ball back to call it a homerun. For a split second I thought Soler caught it

[Thed Hoyerstein]

jheydong

[UMFan83]

HELMETS WITH EARFLAPS HR DAY!

[David]

KB!!!!!!

[Ski]

Heyward hit a homer?!?!?!?!