04/22 CUBS (Lester) @ Cincinnati (Moscot) 6:10 CDT, WGN TV

[Derwood]

My greatest crime was falling asleep after a long day.

[Derwood]

http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/fIGN74bKIspXXuyuRLn0ZA/348s.jpg

[UMFan83]

And thus begins Derwood's temper tantrum

[Andy]

The Cubs win a 16-0 no-hitter, the person who started that thread starts the next damn thread. That's the way of the world.

[Derwood]

And thus begins Derwood's temper tantrum

 

Nah, just bored.

 

The funny thing is that I never actually asked to be a game thread starter to begin with

[BigSlick]

Make sure you put onions on that chili too

[RammyFanny]

Make sure you put onions thick onion gravy on that chili too

[wvcbxl]

http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/fIGN74bKIspXXuyuRLn0ZA/348s.jpg

 

That's clearly not Soler during a rain delay.

[NOLA]

Well, I mean, it's Ohio cuisine.

[Derwood]

It's an affront to all things holy

[Brian]

And thus begins Derwood's temper tantrum

 

Nah, just bored.

 

The funny thing is that I never actually asked to be a game thread starter to begin with

 

 

Please don't leave any random comments here; if you post, it will be taken as your intention to be included in the list.

 

In the hold?

[Sammy Sofa]

http://www.skylinechili.com/images/ways.jpg

 

See, THAT actually looks deceptively delicious. GOOD chili and cheese and noodles? Great, I've made that myself and it's horsefeathering awesome. The real devil is in the unholy ingredients they make THEIR chili with, and the bastard "cheese" they often use.

[jersey cubs fan]

why noodles?

[Derwood]

And thus begins Derwood's temper tantrum

 

Nah, just bored.

 

The funny thing is that I never actually asked to be a game thread starter to begin with

 

 

Please don't leave any random comments here; if you post, it will be taken as your intention to be included in the list.

 

In the hold?

 

Fred trying to change all the rules this year. What a hipster

[Sammy Sofa]

why noodles?

 

Sometimes you just need ALL of the carbs.

 

But mostly it came down to a mostly empty kitchen (and I had rotini instead of spaghetti, and I used string cheese....it was a real scene, man) and this kind of desperation:

 

http://i.imgur.com/cPwt923.jpg

[BigSlick]

i really want a chili dog now

[itisallpartoftheplan]

No stats for Cubs v. Moscot

 

Didn't Russell hit him with his bat a couple weeks ago??

[TruffleShuffle]

the reds horsefeathering suck. please win by a lot.

[Omar]

the reds [expletive] suck. please win by a lot.

 

nah, we're at .500 (1-1) in 1-run games, and I want that to improve.

[Derwood]

the reds [expletive] suck. please win by a lot.

 

nah, we're at .500 (1-1) in 1-run games, and I want that to improve.

 

I hope we finish the season 1-1 in 1-run games

[CubinNY]

How awesome would it be to throw back-to-back no hitters?

[BigbadB]

why noodles?

 

3 way chili at Steak n Shake is not a horrible thing. I'll assume it's much better than Skyline.

[CubinNY]

They put horsefeathering cinnamon in that horsefeathers. It's as inedible as a St. Louis pizza.

[Derwood]

[jersey cubs fan]

See what happens when you refuse to hand out marriage licenses to gay people????