04/22 CUBS (Lester) @ Cincinnati (Moscot) 6:10 CDT, WGN TV

[Derwood]

See guys, its ok because he has an excuse. Its not his fault that he's lazy and tired, honest!

 

Tired? Yes. Lazy? horsefeathers off

[Omar]

we need to get len / carrie muskat / jake arrieta to start a thread this season

[Omar]

[Cubswin11]

No Babe Hamilton, excellent

[CubinNY]

That's a no hit line-up if I ever saw one.

[Cubswin11]

Looks like the weather will mostly cooperate for this one, there's a 80% chance of rain at 7 but 15% or less after according to weather.com. May have a slight delay but that would be it.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I mean, derwood has screwed up both the volunteering for game threads and starting them two days straight. For a poster that has an inane need to put two cents into every thread on the board, it's especially egregious to not post the only two times anyone actually wants him to.

 

The first time was me not realizing where I was in the queue

 

The second time was me falling asleep in the 9th inning of the game and then thinking I'd be able to start the new thread first thing in the morning

 

You fell asleep in the 9th inning of a no-hitter?

[badger]

I mean, derwood has screwed up both the volunteering for game threads and starting them two days straight. For a poster that has an inane need to put two cents into every thread on the board, it's especially egregious to not post the only two times anyone actually wants him to.

 

The first time was me not realizing where I was in the queue

 

The second time was me falling asleep in the 9th inning of the game and then thinking I'd be able to start the new thread first thing in the morning

 

You fell asleep in the 9th inning of a no-hitter?

 

 

I mean screw all of you, the above is why this deserves 1 heart:

 

More like Derrpwood, amirite?

[Derwood]

I mean, derwood has screwed up both the volunteering for game threads and starting them two days straight. For a poster that has an inane need to put two cents into every thread on the board, it's especially egregious to not post the only two times anyone actually wants him to.

 

The first time was me not realizing where I was in the queue

 

The second time was me falling asleep in the 9th inning of the game and then thinking I'd be able to start the new thread first thing in the morning

 

You fell asleep in the 9th inning of a no-hitter?

 

[UMFan83]

Its honestly something worse than shame. You have almost 60,000 posts on a Cubs message board and you claim to have fallen asleep when your teams pitcher is 3 outs from a no hitter. And that game was played in ET, so this was probably 10 PM your time at the latest. I can understand if you have to get up early for work and that requires you to be sleeping before 10, but in your own words, you were awake for the first 8 innings, knew there was a no hitter going on, and still somehow fell asleep during the most exciting part.

[David]

lol that's really bad

[Ding Dong Johnson]

do we mock Derwood until 6:09?

[Sammy Sofa]

me falling asleep in the 9th inning of the game

 

Good horsefeathering Lord.

 

Motion to resubmit motion to ban Derwood.

[Derwood]

I passed the horsefeathers out. I was sitting here one minute, and it was 20 minutes later the next. It was messed up

[jersey cubs fan]

I passed the [expletive] out. I was sitting here one minute, and it was 20 minutes later the next. It was messed up

get off the sauce booze hound

[Derwood]

I passed the [expletive] out. I was sitting here one minute, and it was 20 minutes later the next. It was messed up

get off the sauce booze hound

 

 

It was that 30 pack of Coors Lite, bro

[Omar]

don't know why you guys are quick to blame derwood when its clearly oprah's fault

[Derwood]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/files/2010/02/skyline-chili-2.jpg

[badger]

do we mock Derwood until 6:09?

 

I mean, I don't see why it ever has to end.

[Derwood]

do we mock Derwood until 6:09?

 

I mean, I don't see why it ever has to end.

 

Yeah why stop now

[Aaron_Kennelly]

How awesome would it be to throw back-to-back no hitters?

 

We're gonna have to score at least 17 runs this time to hold my attention. Anything less and I'll probably fall asleep in the ninth inning.

[Derwood]

How awesome would it be to throw back-to-back no hitters?

 

We're gonna have to score at least 17 runs this time to hold my attention. Anything less and I'll probably fall asleep in the ninth inning.

 

Don't knock it till you try it

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Nice PA there, Heyward.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

We're scoring multiple runs this inning.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 4-0 (1.000) when they steal a base.... 8-4 (.667) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!