10/13 Cardinals (Lackey) @ CUBS (HAMMEL), TBS, 3:37 CT

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Dyslexia. It was 814 feet

[Cubswin11]

Time for Javy to go over the other board

[philosophizer75]

Hey guys tbs says la stella earned the starring role at third for us.

[Splendid Splinter]

Is it me or does Schwarber has the same pimp walk/bat flip as roid Bonds? Just [expletive] glorious.

[rawaction]

418 feet past the scoreboard.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Statcast is broken.

[NotSoSober]

that only went 419 ft? get the [expletive] out of here. did it hit the board?

[Tracer Bullet]

418 feet my ass

418 feet my ass lol

418 feet my ass

[BigSlick]

I don't want Schwarber to ever leave this team I want to hug him forever

[SouthSideRyan]

I think they meant meters.

[Outshined_One]

I want to have sex with that homer.

 

Schwarber already did. You want his sloppy seconds?

 

For that homer? I'd go DOWN on his sloppy seconds.

[Soul]

Who said 418 feet?

 

LOL did that ball even stay within the radius of the rooftop buildings?

[bcl412]

That looked at least the same distance as the Pittsburgh dong

[Brian]

418 miles?

[rawaction]

Hoosier Dongs are the best.

 

That's my pickup line

[imb]

schwarbs stared at that so long that we didnt even get to see the bat flip

[doublebubble]

I want to have sex with that homer.

 

Schwarber already did. You want his sloppy seconds?

 

without question, yes.

[weis21]

418 feet my ass

lol

 

wow. literally character for character

[SouthSideRyan]

schwarbs stared at that so long that we didnt even get to see the bat flip

 

Carried it around the bases like Problem Child.

[Guest]

I'm starting to think he's too good of a hitter to put at catcher. I don't want him wearing down. Just stick him in LF next year and bask in the glory of his mighty dongs.

[Guest]

Someone tell Matheny (or don't, it's going great so far) that he has relievers other than Wainwright, Broxton and Siegrist.

[Brian]

418 feet my ass

lol

 

wow. literally character for character

 

wasn't it me and you that posted the same tweet a couple of weeks ago?

[Geech]

lol @ Matheny. He's clueless.

 

Managing circles around Maddon.

[Guest]

this team is so so good

[Outshined_One]

BABIP correction!