10/13 Cardinals (Lackey) @ CUBS (HAMMEL), TBS, 3:37 CT

[doublebubble]

Javy is super hot right now.

[UMFan83]

What is that BS mini-dong Javy?

[Guest]

i would totally be schwarber's eskimo brother

[Ding Dong Johnson]

How do I get in touch with Javy to hook him up with one of my sisters?

[itisallpartoftheplan]

that only went 419 ft? get the [expletive] out of here. did it hit the board?

 

Over I believe.

[kujay]

Go back and watch the replay as he rounds third the RF scoreboard shows him pimping that [expletive] so hard.

[weis21]

418 feet my ass

418 feet my ass lol

418 feet my ass

nsbb guys are the equivalent of women who work together and their cycles align. we start posting/thinking the same things.

[Brian]

I think statcast lost the ball in orbit so they just put that in and hoped nobody would notice

[doublebubble]

418 feet my ass

418 feet my ass lol

418 feet my ass

 

I want to apologize for typing "lol" to everyone.

[Outshined_One]

Put it out of reach, Dex.

[Guest]

I think statcast lost the ball in orbit so they just put that in and hoped nobody would notice

 

I loved that the announcers had the same reaction we did when the 418 figure popped up.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This is a great spot to try a steal.

[Guest]

This is a great spot to try a steal.

yep

[Geech]

What is that BS mini-dong Javy?

 

Yeah, I don't understand what it means when these little dongs stay in the park like this. Is that good or bad? Is that why they don't run all the way around?

[PosterToBeNamedLater]

Is it me or does Schwarber has the same pimp walk/bat flip as roid Bonds? Just [expletive] glorious.

I was literally thinking the same thing. Like they both watch and have that face that says "you really didn't try to throw me that [expletive] did you?"

[Outshined_One]

They're daring Javy to steal.

[weis21]

418 feet my ass

lol

 

wow. literally character for character

 

wasn't it me and you that posted the same tweet a couple of weeks ago?

it's very possible but I've drank a lot of alcohol over the past few weeks and I can't be for certain

[Brian]

just get on for Georgie

[Butterscup1679666578]

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[Outshined_One]

This is fun.

[Hawk4Hall]

How about another HR?

[Guest]

Break this thing open, Jorge!

[Brian]

you know what to do

[Cubswin11]

Kill this fat bastard, Soler

[SpongeWorthy]

Broxton really is meh once he ran out of whatever left over roids gagne left laying around the dodgers clubhouse