7/06: Cardinals (Lackey) @ Cubs (Lester) 7:05 ESPN/WGN

[seanimal]

the baseball cubs of chicago will face off against the [garbled]

 

hurling the threaded calf-skin projectile for the home team will be

 

http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/12/15/6a624508-11ab-4c7e-b5c3-b608005e6d96_500.jpg

 

and farting incessantly will be

 

 

let the gams begin

[weis21]

Welp. Now I'll surely have nightmares.

[Guest]

I can't wait to find out which game Tommy Pham goes 3-4 with 4 RBI in.

[DiamondMind]

. Edited July 6, 2015 by DiamondMind

[DiamondMind]

I can't wait to find out which game Tommy Pham goes 3-4 with 4 RBI in.

 

[Blessd24]

This is a prime time for the Cubs to gain ground. The Cards haven't been scoring at all and I'm not optimistic they will start on this roadtrip.

 

As a Cardinals fan, I'll be happy with a split in both this series and the 4 gamer in Pittsburgh.

[Fred Hornkohl]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/Hornkohl/cubs-slug-cards.jpg

[sontensei]

Cards sweep cubs at Wrigley

[rocket]

i'm not sure my blood pressure can handle this series

[DiamondMind]

i'm not sure my blood pressure can handle this series

 

Nah. We got this. Got the top of our rotation going. They're scuffling. It's revenge time, and most importantly.....no David Ross.

 

I want blood.

[jersey cubs fan]

is that adam carolla pitching for stl?

[UMFan83]

What would happen if Lester pitched great, Montero called a great game while picking 2 runners off of first base?

[ctcf]

As if Taylor Teagarden won't start out of spite.

[ctcf]

Also, Taylor Teagarden sounds like a children's doll of some kind.

[Andy]

Beat these [expletive]. That is all.

[JonJayCutler]

Christ...

 

Who's uglier, Tom Gorzelanny or Lackey?

[SouthSideRyan]

Christ...

 

Who's uglier, Tom Gorzelanny or Lackey?

 

Gorzelanny has that special brand of south side face that can't be out-uglied. Unless you're Otis Nixon.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Just don't get swept, plz.

[CubInOK]

What would happen if Lester pitched great, Montero called a great game while picking 2 runners off of first base?

Lester wouldn't have pitched well enough because he would have allowed 2 baserunners.

[DiamondMind]

Are the Cardinals solely comprised of odd ass names? Scruggs. Wong. Pham. Grichuk. Kozma. Choate. Wacha. WHAT HAPPENED TO MANLY MAN NAMES LIKE BRUCE Edited July 6, 2015 by DiamondMind

[Cubswin11]

Lester might start throwing right-handed tonight without having Ross back there telling him what to do and keeping him composed

[jersey cubs fan]

Lester might start throwing right-handed tonight without having Ross back there telling him what to do and keeping him composed

He might try to take the mound in Busch Stadium.

[ARCubsFan]

John Lackey left his wife when she was undergoing chemo

[PrimeTime]

Mark Gonzales @MDGonzales

Cubs pitchers 0.80 ERA in past 6 games, 10 bb, 55 k's, opponents' .175 BA. Starters 1.08 ERA, relievers 14 1/3 scoreless innings.

[JonJayCutler]

John Lackey left his wife when she was undergoing chemo

 

I hope we shell the [expletive] out of him tonight.