Hacking mess

[Soul]

How do we know the Cards haven't been hacking other teams databases and using the information to gain an advantage against the opponent?

 

How do you think they would've gotten passwords for other teams databases?

 

They hired a professional hacker? Someone who does it the right way.

 

I'd rather believe this is only one method they've used to cheat, from an entire portfolio.

[Soul]

It is the Scrappening.

 

I just spit my soda on my computer screen. LOL.

[OleMissCub]

http://www.krispaulw.com/baseball/cardscans/1990/ToppsTV/1990-ToppsTV-003.jpg

[jersey cubs fan]

http://deadspin.com/eat-[expletive]-cardinals-1711726377

 

can't say I disagree with any of this

 

I hate the Cardinals. Like, a lot.

 

But I think Drew Magary hates them more than me.

He's originally from Minnesota and his biggest hatred is reserved for the aw shucks faux niceness of midwesterners.

[Soul]

http://deadspin.com/eat-[expletive]-cardinals-1711726377

 

can't say I disagree with any of this

 

I hate the Cardinals. Like, a lot.

 

But I think Drew Magary hates them more than me.

He's originally from Minnesota and his biggest hatred is reserved for the aw shucks faux niceness of midwesterners.

 

Hah. "Minnesota nice" is a real thing too.

[Clem Fandango]

This is like waking up Christmas morning and finding out your parents really did get you that Power Wheel you always wanted.

[Sammys Boombox]

I just wanted to be a part of this historic thread. This is a grand day.

[Agony and Ivy]

http://deadspin.com/eat-[expletive]-cardinals-1711726377

 

can't say I disagree with any of this

 

I hate the Cardinals. Like, a lot.

 

But I think Drew Magary hates them more than me.

He's originally from Minnesota and his biggest hatred is reserved for the aw shucks faux niceness of midwesterners.

 

Hah. "Minnesota nice" is a real thing too.

 

My personal favorite like was the "we're just simple hackin' folk" I about lost it when I read it. This is a grand day indeed.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Oscar Taveras got out just in time.

 

...dead men tell no tales...

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

http://deadspin.com/eat-[expletive]-cardinals-1711726377

 

can't say I disagree with any of this

 

 

I loved this part.

 

That is what the Cardinals deserve for lording their superiority over the rest of baseball for decades now. No more Busch. No more best fans in baseball. No more computer hacks that let them get by superior teams in the playoffs and then pass it off as a feat of sheer guile. No more insincere clapping for the other team. No more Bernie Mickelsauce writing deliberately terrible columns in the hopes of getting them fisked. No more custom Darren Wilson jerseys. No more drunken Tony La Russa letting his cat drive.

[Agony and Ivy]

Oscar Taveras got out just in time.

 

...dead men tell no tales...

 

Maybe the CIA has already doled out the punishment to the organization? Also, they'll get more competitive balance picks because this has been really stressful you guys.

[Sammys Boombox]

Bernie Micklesauce was the best

[apete6]

There is a 100% chance that the players use this as some sort of faux outrage that "galvanized the team" and "helped them focus on the field to deliver the BFIB their 12th World Championship". I am already vomiting 4 months in advance of this obvious outcome.

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS?

 

[expletive] the Cardinals.

[Guest]

It is the Scrappening.

 

I just spit my soda on my computer screen. LOL.

 

That was the best part, haha.

[Clem Fandango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxszN_1k6fQ

[rocket]

[tweet]

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[Sammy Sofa]

http://deadspin.com/eat-[expletive]-cardinals-1711726377

 

can't say I disagree with any of this

 

 

I loved this part.

 

That is what the Cardinals deserve for lording their superiority over the rest of baseball for decades now. No more Busch. No more best fans in baseball. No more computer hacks that let them get by superior teams in the playoffs and then pass it off as a feat of sheer guile. No more insincere clapping for the other team. No more Bernie Mickelsauce writing deliberately terrible columns in the hopes of getting them fisked. No more custom Darren Wilson jerseys. No more drunken Tony La Russa letting his cat drive.

 

My favorite part was the (hopefully real) Cardinals fan in the comments complaining about the column not being "factional."

[imb]

fav comment

 

MantiMeowDrew Magary

6/16/15 2:45pm

Eat [expletive], Cardinals!!

 

Way ahead of you

 

*bites into St. Louis-style “pizza”*

[Sammy Sofa]

I hope they put up another collection of hate mail from Cardinals fans tomorrow. The previous editions are some of the greatest things they every posted.

[Guest]

I'm going to set the over/under for punishment from MLB at nothing.

 

They'll get an extra draft pick for fully cooperating with the investigation.

[davell]

Theo on the hacking:"Yes, we are changing our passwords from Gordonsucks to something else."

[UMFan83]

Thank you guys for having me in stitches sitting in a crowded airport

[abuck1220]

someone please change the thread title to reflect the fact that this is no longer a "mess."

[DiamondMind]

this is the best day ever Edited June 16, 2015 by DiamondMind

[Sammy Sofa]

someone please change the thread title to reflect the fact that this is no longer a "mess."

 

Hacking en masse.