fatalism thread

[Geech]

everyone post pics of you shooting heroin into your forehead

 

whoever injects the most without dying wins a special prize, be sure to really push your limits

 

You guys, we need to direct this hostility to where it really belongs: against fans and players of opposing teams. Post pics of yourself mutilating a Met!

[rocket]

I'm shooting it directly into my eyeball

[Sammy Sofa]

http://media.tumblr.com/922ea832bd0915c8c5bcc85ec73f6a26/tumblr_inline_mrlv4jzTkT1qz4rgp.gif

[treebird]

oooh good idea

 

everyone post gifs of delicious foreheads that will soon be full of heroin

[Brian]

sorry didn't get an action shot, here's my aftermath

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gyypeopH1rp6fzqo1_500.png

[biittner77]

I'm shooting it directly into my eyeball

 

That's my line whenever a kid says "Mrs. X let's us Y"

 

"I don't care if Mrs. X let's you shoot heroin into your eyeballs, you're not doing it here."

 

I don't blame people for being fatalistic after seeing Arietta fail. But for some reason this reminds me a lot of 2013 when the Blackhawks were down 3-1 to the scum of the Earth which led to an epic comeback. Cubs in 7.

[Sammy Sofa]

But the Blackhawks turned out to actually be the scum of the Earth.

[minnesotacubsfan]

But the Blackhawks turned out to actually be the scum of the Earth.

 

only one of them did. In the Cubs case, I'd guess its Castro. purely a guess

[SouthSideRyan]

But the Blackhawks turned out to actually be the scum of the Earth.

 

only one of them did. In the Cubs case, I'd guess its Castro. purely a guess

 

Dammit, I fucked up the joke. Todd Ricketts was the creepy(est) one, not Pete.

Edited October 19, 2015 by SouthSideRyan

[Guest]

Can we lock this thread until after the Cubs are out?

 

It's bad juju.

[NonProfitCow]

Can we lock this thread until after the Cubs are out?

 

It's bad juju.

get your anti-semitic rhetoric out of this thread

[jersey cubs fan]

Can we lock this thread until after the Cubs are out?

 

It's bad juju.

get your anti-semitic rhetoric out of this thread

Was thisclose to making a sure it's the mets but that's uncalled for joke earlier. You win.

[NonProfitCow]

Can we lock this thread until after the Cubs are out?

 

It's bad juju.

get your anti-semitic rhetoric out of this thread

Was thisclose to making a sure it's the mets but that's uncalled for joke earlier. You win.

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Sports/espnapi_ny_g_seinfeld_b2_576x324_wmain.jpg

[Lenny]

Can we lock this thread until after the Cubs are out?

 

It's bad juju.

get your anti-semitic rhetoric out of this thread

Was thisclose to making a sure it's the mets but that's uncalled for joke earlier. You win.

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Sports/espnapi_ny_g_seinfeld_b2_576x324_wmain.jpg

 

The [expletive] is he eating?

 

And what happened to his luxury suite that he claimed Lady Gaga trashed? Spending too much of that residual $ on every POS Ferdinand Porsche pumped out, Jerry?

[CubInOK]

So we win like 7 straight NL Central titles, but the Mets arms stay healthy forever and we never get past them. That's how this will go, right?

[BigSlick]

Hello darkness my old friend

[Andy]

So we win like 7 straight NL Central titles, but the Mets arms stay healthy forever and we never get past them. That's how this will go, right?

I'll take 7 straight division titles right the [expletive] now

[CubmanPi]

Hard to win a division when you're never winning another game again and getting contracted out of the league.

[treebird]

same as it ever was.

 

same as it. ever. was.

[RammyFanny]

http://s21.postimg.org/6xwvv64on/image.jpg

[UMFan83]

So we win like 7 straight NL Central titles, but the Mets arms stay healthy forever and we never get past them. That's how this will go, right?

 

I see 3 tommy johns in the mets future

[Aaron_Kennelly]

http://static.tumblr.com/35efabd90367e7a4e4d14711aa761199/tgtto7a/pyAmphka6/tumblr_static_tumblr_lsp88feqrx1qbrjz1o1_500.gif

[Derwood]

So we win like 7 straight NL Central titles, but the Mets arms stay healthy forever and we never get past them. That's how this will go, right?

 

I see 3 tommy johns in the mets future

 

Pulsipher, Wilson, Isrignhausen 2.0

[George Hayduke]

Hey does anyone know a good heroin dealer in South Carolina it's not for me it's for a friend.

[OleMissCub]

http://i.giphy.com/vkwAeqMEUSaoU.gif