2013 College Football off-season

[Guest]

This isn't going to hurt his draft status will it, at least not as much as the national championship game did right?

 

he's bonkers, i think that hurts his draft status.

 

I imagine it will unless he does a heck of a job making up for this in the next few months.

[abuck1220]

OMG my girlfriend died? when is the funeral? I can make it literally any day in he next 10 days EXCEPT saturday. oh it's saturday? well shucks.

[Sammy Sofa]

The emergence of a high profile gay athlete would important, but at ND it would just mean equal opportunity covered up-terror.

[Magnetic Curses]

OMG my girlfriend died? when is the funeral? I can make it literally any day in he next 10 days EXCEPT saturday. oh it's saturday? well shucks.

 

and i really wanted to see that girl i never saw's dead body laying there in her casket before they closed it. dang.

[OleMissCub]

‏@TheFakeESPN Whether Manti Te'o's girlfriend is real or fake, dead or alive, Brent Musburger still wants to bone her

[Wilson A2000]

I think he had to come out with the truth today. I don't think he can stack a lie on top of another lie. Now that everyone's on him, the truth will come out.

[SpongeWorthy]

Swarbrick is sticking with the Manti-as-victim story

[Magnetic Curses]

Swarbrick is sticking with the Manti-as-victim story

 

oh he's gonna get it right in the poop shute when this all comes down.

 

glorious.

[imb]

lmao this AD is referring to a fake documentary to explain how manti is actually a victim

[Magnetic Curses]

lmao this AD is referring to a fake documentary to explain how manti is actually a victim

 

i think the name of the movie is the catfish or the catfish hunter, i'm not sure. something about a catfish?

[Wilson A2000]

Lance Armstrong is relieved right now. Going to take some of the spotlight off of him.

[Sammy Sofa]

lmao this AD is referring to a fake documentary to explain how manti is actually a victim

 

i think the name of the movie is the catfish or the catfish hunter, i'm not sure. something about a catfish?

 

They shoulda called him at the beginning:

 

 

http://static.tumblr.com/t99jdfo/wyLm601o6/bitchhunter.gif

 

[Wilson A2000]

I mostly think Te'o is telling the truth, but after he found out that she wasn't who he thought she was, why didn't Manti just say that they broke up? What month did Manti realize it was all fake?

[Magnetic Curses]

HE MADE HER UP BECAUSE HE'S GAY PEOPLE

[Sosa21MVP]

there's a gay notre dame player and its not clausen yeah right

 

I just literally burst out in laughter.

Edited January 17, 2013 by Sosa21MVP

[Magnetic Curses]

not that there's anything wrong with hat

[Andy]

I don't know if Manti knew about this, but I think it's clear ND didn't. Swarbrick wouldn't be going on the offensive on this otherwise.

[imb]

mr athletic director when is manti going to come out

 

 

and be interviewed

[Sosa21MVP]

mr athletic director when is manti going to come out

 

 

and be interviewed

 

Manti, why are you hiding in the closet? Come out of the closet! It is okay dude, really.

[Magnetic Curses]

manti didn't know his dead girlfriend was fake even after he gazed into her eyes and blew off her funeral?

[OleMissCub]

South Park episode should be fun

[Wilson A2000]

Catfish is on TV right now

[Mark Priors Calves]

imb wins the thread

[Guest]

Just so we can see these words in order.

 

Te'o claimed he had a girlfriend.

 

He never met her, but he had a somewhat elaborate story to claim he did.

 

He never spoke to her, but had a somewhat elaborate story to claim he had on many occasions.

 

He was under the impression she got into a serious car crash, got cancer, and then died, but never physically went to assist her, be with her, or grieve her.

 

The twitter account he interacted with "her" is tied to a man people call a friend of Te'o's family, who interacts with Te'o on Twitter and apparently had USC/ND tickets because of that relationship.

 

Te'o has spoken very publicly about his girlfriend, her problems, and her death, but claims his embarrassment that his relationship with her was online is the reason he didn't divulge the extent of their relationship.

 

In spite of all these things, Te'o wants us to believe that he is 0% complicit with what happened and that he's been victimized by someone/someones who were not once quoted in an article blowing the lid on the whole ordeal.

[SpongeWorthy]

Swarbrick said the Tuiasapaosasoais being behind the fake identity doesn't square with his information.