Re: New GM/Cubs Future News Articles

[Hollandsworths mug]

Kaplan and Levine look like stooges at this point.

[erik316wttn]

Kaplan and Levine look like stooges at this point.

 

In retrospect, it's kind of funny to think that David Kaplan was capable of good journalism.

[Guest]

Kaplan and Levine look like stooges at this point.

 

Who are these "stooges" you speak of?

[treebird]

kaplan might not be replying to my tweets but i am confident that each one is making him angrier than the last

[cubsclapp]

Kaplan and Levine look like stooges at this point.

 

Who are these "stooges" you speak of?

I will show you the stooges.

[Hollandsworths mug]

Carfado just now:

 

ST. LOUIS - Theo Epstein worked at his Boston office all day today according to sources. If there's a press announcement he needs to get to in Chicago, he didn't get to it today. That doesn't mean he won't get there tonight or early tomorrow morning, but he continued his Red Sox business today.

 

The sides remain logjammed over compensation.

 

The Red Sox need the Cubs to feel the pain for taking Epstein away and the Cubs need to feel as though they haven't given much up and still acquired one of the best team builders in the game.

 

"Both sides have really dug in with their positions," said a major league source.

 

Who will blink first?

 

The solution offered here is allow Epstein to negotiate or have input in who the Cubs give up for him. Epstein wants this done. He's got bigger problems with the Cubs than the loss of one top prospect

[Hollandsworths mug]

Kaplan and Levine look like stooges at this point.

 

Who are these "stooges" you speak of?

 

Pick two of the three and post an image.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Carfado just now:

 

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Why are you always quoting him yet spelling his name wrong?

[Hollandsworths mug]

Carfado just now:

 

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Why are you always quoting him yet spelling his name wrong?

 

Those r's are tricky.

[Hollandsworths mug]

And Kaplan is in hiding.

[OleMissCub]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

[minnesotacubsfan]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

..........................

[jersey cubs fan]

Carfado just now:

 

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Why are you always quoting him yet spelling his name wrong?

 

Maybe the guy he quotes spells his own name wrong.

 

 

 

Think about it.

[ScrubMD]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

We tried that

[Bull]

david is so annoying

 

Wait, who the hell are you? So confused!

 

is there a thread where people announce name changes. Help me understand who is making fun of whom and for what, especially when the things they are making fun of them for happened several years ago. i.e. several references to gooney and I'm not even sure who he is anymore.

[treebird]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

Carfado just now:

 

stuff

Why are you always quoting him yet spelling his name wrong?

 

Maybe the guy he quotes spells his own name wrong.

 

 

 

Think about it.

It's like the whole Chone thing all over again.

[Little Slide Rooter]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

If you sift through the first 20 or so pages of this beast, you'll learn that that isn't an option.

[Bull]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

We tried that

 

surely he's joking.

 

shirley?

[SouthSideRyan]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

..........................

 

He's on page 30, slowly catching up and replying as he goes.

[EpsteinCubs]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

Robble Robble want Castro Robble Robble

[SouthSideRyan]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

 

http://d17q4oyx86laqk.cloudfront.net/2500.1314386823.jpg

 

*Strokes pointy goatee*

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This may be a stupid question, but couldn't we just give them some cash instead of giving up one of our few good prospects?

Robble Robble want Castro Robble Robble

[expletive] spoilers. He hasn't gotten there yet.

[minnesotacubsfan]

david is so annoying

 

Wait, who the hell are you? So confused!

 

is there a thread where people announce name changes. Help me understand who is making fun of whom and for what, especially when the things they are making fun of them for happened several years ago. i.e. several references to gooney and I'm not even sure who he is anymore.

 

gooney died. jersey killed him.

[Bull]

david is so annoying

 

Wait, who the hell are you? So confused!

 

is there a thread where people announce name changes. Help me understand who is making fun of whom and for what, especially when the things they are making fun of them for happened several years ago. i.e. several references to gooney and I'm not even sure who he is anymore.

 

gooney died. jersey killed him.

 

right, but I thought maybe he changed his name again, with all the gooney references and no jersey to be seen.

 

I should have just let it go over my head...clearly not worth it.