Re: New GM/Cubs Future News Articles

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Mariner's Revenge wrote:

 

 

Clearing the porn from his internet history?

 

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

I'm assuming they're self pics

[SouthSideRyan]

RT @nickcafardo: Theo Epstein has been working at his Boston Red Sox office all day today sources say.

What has he been doing?

 

Clearing the porn from his internet history?

 

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

I think it's important that we don't confuse Tommy's immortal status with Theo's mere mortal king status.

[Guest]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

Edited October 20, 2011 by David

[Banedon]

thekapman I know Gordon Edes is reporting Theo is done deal but source tells me that medical approval on players going from Cubs is still unresolved.

 

Ask him if he thinks Theo will pass his physical. Tell him Brandon wants to know.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

thekapman I know Gordon Edes is reporting Theo is done deal but source tells me that medical approval on players going from Cubs is still unresolved.

 

Ask him if he thinks Theo will pass his physical. Tell him Brandon wants to know.

 

Throwing another reporter under the bus for something that reporter didn't really say? What a jackass.

[SouthSideRyan]

I just called him a liar.

[jersey cubs fan]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

 

Then why is it so difficult to close all those windows?

[Rob]

Somebody should troll Kaplan and tell him that Epstein is like one-sixteenth Cherokee.

[Guest]

BleacherNation Brett Taylor

.@ESPNChiCubs reporting that Epstein preferred Byrnes, who said no, then Hoyer, who first asked for extension in SD before saying yes.

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[Guest]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

 

Then why is it so difficult to close all those windows?

 

Pro-tip - Go to your dummy non porn tab, right click it, and select "Close Other Tabs"

[ScrubMD]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

 

Then why is it so difficult to close all those windows?

 

 

My thoughts exactly. David probably doesn't even really look at porn. Lol

[C.C.]

GordonEdes Gordon Edes

To clarify: Hoyer as Cubs GM, Byrnes as Padres GM is done. Epstein to Chi not yet resolved per compensation. Review of medicals remains

 

Wait what? GM's have to pass physicals?

 

Yeah, that's strange. I guess it's a mental evaluation to make sure he's sane for wanting to go run the Cubs.

[Banedon]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

 

Then why is it so difficult to close all those windows?

 

Pro-tip - Go to your dummy non porn tab, right click it, and select "Close Other Tabs"

 

Private browsing, ftw.

[ScrubMD]

C'mon now. Theo don't need porn.

 

Everyone needs porn. Porn doesn't ask you to stick around the next day or even the next 5 minutes.

 

Then why is it so difficult to close all those windows?

 

 

My thoughts exactly. David probably doesn't even really look at porn. Lol

 

Or he watches it on VHS or something.

[Guest]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

[ConstableRabbit]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

OMG THAT WAS ALREADY POSTED!!!111

[C.C.]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

 

This was already reported earlier in this thread.

[Guest]

Odd that Byrnes would pick SD over Chicago. I guess it's possible he wanted a full fledged GM job, not an "assistant to the president of baseball operations Theo Epstein" job.

[Guest]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

 

This was already reported earlier in this thread.

 

By me? Or someone else?

 

I was posting more of what appears to be pretty fresh news.

[KingKongvs.Godzilla]

Odd that Byrnes would pick SD over Chicago. I guess it's possible he wanted a full fledged GM job, not an "assistant to the president of baseball operations Theo Epstein" job.

 

Have you been to SD? That's a good looking town.

[Banedon]

Odd that Byrnes would pick SD over Chicago. I guess it's possible he wanted a full fledged GM job, not an "assistant to the president of baseball operations Theo Epstein" job.

 

Could be a location thing too. AZ and SD have a bit of a different climate than Chicago.

[C.C.]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

 

This was already reported earlier in this thread.

 

By me? Or someone else?

 

I was posting more of what appears to be pretty fresh news.

 

Oh I see. I didn't see the extra info. Just trying to keep things clean here.

[erik316wttn]

A source told ESPNBoston.com that Epstein originally asked Byrnes to join him in Chicago, but Byrnes declined. Epstein then turned to Hoyer, his longtime friend and former assistant. Hoyer went to Moorad, told him of the offer from Epstein and said he would stay if the Padres gave him a five-year extension. Moorad, though reluctant to lose Hoyer, the source said, said he would not grant him the extension and told him he was free to take the Cubs job.

 

This was already reported earlier in this thread.

 

People really need to read the damn thing, amirite?

 

edit: Ahh, extra info. I retract.

Edited October 20, 2011 by erik316wttn

[C.C.]

Odd that Byrnes would pick SD over Chicago. I guess it's possible he wanted a full fledged GM job, not an "assistant to the president of baseball operations Theo Epstein" job.

 

Have you been to SD? That's a good looking town.

 

I wouldn't SD either!

[Banedon]

Congrats on 200 pages NSBB!