College Football - Week of Sept. 26th

[SpongeWorthy]

Arkansas has no interest in hanging on to the ball.

[SouthSideRyan]

That commercial for Illinois was embarrassing. Like it was filmed in 1987

[Guest]

I really thought Cal would wait a week or two before starting their traditional midseason slide under the pressure of high expectations.

[Guest]

Nevada's qb is a gangly mofo

 

You know Wilken will be all over him next year.

[SpongeWorthy]

Sam the Cooking Guy is much more entertaining than these games.

 

Edit: omg, he's making bacon wrapped scallops. i want.

[Magnetic Curses]

eddie looks ready.

[Magnetic Curses]

benn fumbles, unbelievable.

[illiniguy]

For the love of god play Eddie.

[Magnetic Curses]

of course.

[stuy119]

down goes Florida State

 

Just shoot me.

 

We were in a bad situation from the get-go today. Playing against an inferior team who has nothing to lose, when the only way we "win" is to blow them out. Now, we're the dog-crap team in Florida.

 

Good decision by the AD to play USF.

 

I'm coming around to the side of "Get rid of Bowden now before he can do more damage to the program. Oh, and while you're at it, just clean house and start over." (Insert giant face palm here)

[OleMissCub]

I can't even picture in my head Nick Saban with a smile on his face. Has anyone ever seen him smile? He just looks like the biggest douche in history.

[Magnetic Curses]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

[OleMissCub]

Alabama is good. that's all

[Magnetic Curses]

is it legal to just grab the defensive player and hold onto him when a pass is about to be intercepted?

[manbearcub]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

[illiniguy]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

I almost feel like we are as bad as Iowa basketball, except we have athletes playing for us.

[shnsajax]

I really thought Cal would wait a week or two before starting their traditional midseason slide under the pressure of high expectations.

 

I think it all depends on what they are ranked. If they are going to get into the top 5 or make it in, the collapse will start.

[shnsajax]

I can't even picture in my head Nick Saban with a smile on his face. Has anyone ever seen him smile? He just looks like the biggest douche in history.

 

He only smiles at home alone while plotting which team will give him his next large check.

[Andy]

HAHA John L. Smith sighting

[manbearcub]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

I almost feel like we are as bad as Iowa basketball, except we have athletes playing for us.

Iowa basketball has had 12 winning seasons the last 15 years though, so I'm not sure I understand.

[illiniguy]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

I almost feel like we are as bad as Iowa basketball, except we have athletes playing for us.

Iowa basketball has had 12 winning seasons the last 15 years though, so I'm not sure I understand.

I meant during the Big 10. When you can't play cupcakes. It's really hard to have a losing record as a BCS basketball school.

[Careless]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

Northwestern hasn't been so bad in the last 15 years, but this is on its Wikipedia page

Northwestern holds the all-time records for Division I-A losses, points allowed, and negative point differential (amount opponents have outscored them by)

[NewUserName]

HAHA John L. Smith sighting

 

It would appear that MSU is reverting to the JL Smith days on the field

[manbearcub]

why can't one of the teams i like ever be good? it seems like i'm constantly watching the other team march down the field and score without much effort.

hey, you guys have had 3 winning seasons the last 15 years or so. that's not horrible, i guess.

 

actually it's probably worst in the BigTen, but it's probably better than Vanderbilt or something.

I almost feel like we are as bad as Iowa basketball, except we have athletes playing for us.

Iowa basketball has had 12 winning seasons the last 15 years though, so I'm not sure I understand.

I meant during the Big 10. When you can't play cupcakes. It's really hard to have a losing record as a BCS basketball school.

7 out of 15 then.

[illiniguy]

7 out of 15 then.

Ok our football is awful. But you still suck.