Far fetched trade ideas go here.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Yup, its that time of year already. The panic button is being dusted off, and everyone and there mother has a trade idea or 2 that will probably never happen.

 

We all know that the Rangers wont be contending with anyone anytime soon, so:

 

Sean Marshall

Sean Gallagher

Jose Ceda

Ryan Theriot or Ronny Cedeno

Matt Murton

 

for

 

Michael Young

Josh Hamilton

[JimSorgi]

OK, Derrek Lee for Chad Billingsley and James Loney. Felix Pie, Matt Murton, and Ronny Cedeno for Khalil Greene. Dempster, Derosa, and Veal for A.J. Burnett. Sean Gallagher, Sean Marshall, and whatever for Brian Roberts.

 

 

C-Geovany Soto

1B-James Loney

2B-Brian Roberts

3B-Aramis Ramirez

SS-Khalil Greene

LF-Alfonso Soriano

CF-Reed Johnson/Sam Fuld

RF-Kosuke Fukudome

 

Rotation-Zambrano, Lilly, Burnett, Hill, and Billingsley

 

I just fixed the Cubs!!!! I am the greatest person alive! The Cubs should definitely hire me.

[imb]

ryan theriot for the orioles 2009 first round draft pick and the rights to matt weiters

[JimSorgi]

ryan theriot for the orioles 2009 first round draft pick and the rights to matt weiters

We shouldn't just give them Theriot for unproven players. If they throw in Nick Markakis, Brian Roberts, and Adam Jones I might give in.

[RedFlash]

Sean Gallagher/Sean Marshall/Eric Patterson/Ronny Cedeno for Brian Roberts.

 

 

:D

[NCCubFan]

Apparently this is the new Roberts thread.

[UMFan83]

Sammy Sosa, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Ryne Sandberg and Billy Williams for Babe Ruth, Lou Gerieg, Joe Dimaggio, Mickie Mantle and Alex Rodriguez

[sneakypower]

gee i wonder if i can trade in my 93 buick for an 08 viper

[imb]

matt fontenot for lebron james

[RedFlash]

Britney for Lindsay.

[TruffleShuffle]

josh vitters for matt wieters

[Roast]

matt fontenot for lebron james

NO way. They'd have to throw in ilgauskas before i'd even consider it.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

matt fontenot for lebron james

 

is that mike's even less talented half brother?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Theriot for ARod, Marquis for Santana

[Bull]

matt fontenot for lebron james

 

is that mike's even less talented half brother?

 

Nope ray's son.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/f/fontera01.shtml

[BigbadB]

gee i wonder if i can trade in my 93 buick for an 08 viper

 

Brian Sabean: "How much do you still owe on the Buick?"

[Post Count Padder]

Marquis, Murton, Theriot for ARod

[Yestheydo]

Ooh, do I get to be the first to mention Adam Dunn?

 

Soriano, Lilly, Wuertz

 

for

 

Dunn, Arroyo, Freel

[Post Count Padder]

Let's go Dempster, Marquis, Murton, Theriot, Fuld, Hart, Veal, Blanco, Eyre, E-Patt, Cedeno and a bucket of new baseballs for Khalil Greene and Jake Peavy.

 

Overwhelm them with quantity!

[reds44]

Ooh, do I get to be the first to mention Adam Dunn?

 

Soriano, Lilly, Wuertz

 

for

 

Dunn, Arroyo, Freel

lol

[Derwood]

i love trades that involve the Cubs emptying their 40 man roster for 3 guys, as if they just have hordes of qualified players waiting to fill those roster spots

[RedFlash]

Ooh, do I get to be the first to mention Adam Dunn?

 

Soriano, Lilly, Wuertz

 

for

 

Dunn, Arroyo, Freel

lol

 

 

You're right, reds44, the Reds would be getting off light in that add. Add Edison Volquez, and Jay Bruce, and then we would have a deal.

 

:wink:

[Jehrico]

i love trades that involve the Cubs emptying their 40 man roster for 3 guys, as if they just have hordes of qualified players waiting to fill those roster spots

Or other teams habitually keeping 6 spots open on their 40 man rosters just in case we come calling.

[Roast]

i love trades that involve the Cubs emptying their 40 man roster for 3 guys, as if they just have hordes of qualified players waiting to fill those roster spots

Or other teams habitually keeping 6 spots open on their 40 man rosters just in case we come calling.

 

they don't?

[reds44]

Ooh, do I get to be the first to mention Adam Dunn?

 

Soriano, Lilly, Wuertz

 

for

 

Dunn, Arroyo, Freel

lol

 

 

You're right, reds44, the Reds would be getting off light in that add. Add Edison Volquez, and Jay Bruce, and then we would have a deal.

 

:wink:

haha

 

Here's a fun fact, Jim Bowden offered Alfonso Soriano to the Reds for Adam Dunn 8 times when he was the Nationals GM. Maybe if he threw a reliever in the Reds would have agreed to it the 7th time. :wink: