RF Flooded

[Roast]

troths are the most efficient way to get in and out, get over it.

Yeah, as much as I dislike taking a leak in a giant tub - it's incredibly quick and efficient.

[hardcorecubfan]

troths are the most efficient way to get in and out, get over it.

 

definetly don't disagree but it the late in the game, the drain is clogged and the level is up a foot.

[AlwaysaCub]

How do you people know that RF is flooded? Do you live in one of the apartments on Waveland or was something said on the radio?

[Post Count Padder]

How do you people know that RF is flooded? Do you live in one of the apartments on Waveland or was something said on the radio?

There's also a camera that routinely takes updated photos of Wrigley. I know people here posted some when they started digging up the field.

[Jon]

Just got an update as to WHY RF is flooded....the pipes in the drainage system are frozen.

 

That is pretty detailed info you have on Wrigley, like you have some kind of insider info. Can you tell me why then they haven't updated the urinals in the men's bathroom at Wrigley.

If you've ever been physically stuck in a group of people for five minutes in the new Soldier Field bathrooms while trying to get out, you'd know why.

 

Crossing swords, eh?

Oh, I never got to that point. I had to leave in order to make it back to my seat for the second half kickoff.

[jersey cubs fan]

troths are the most efficient way to get in and out, get over it.

 

definetly don't disagree but it the late in the game, the drain is clogged and the level is up a foot.

 

I don't know how a troth can help anybody get in and get out of anything, except for perhaps a wedding in the middle ages.

 

A trough is a fantastic receptacle to pee in. I've never seen one in Wrigley that was a foot deep with pee. Then again, I'm not a woman who needs to pee every inning.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

[CuseCubFan69]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, DAMMIT.

[CuseCubFan69]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, dag nabbit.

 

Jeepers, you'd think the yuppies in the bleachers would have had the Cubs sell Blue Moon by now!

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, dag nabbit.

 

Jeepers, you'd think the yuppies in the bleachers would have had the Cubs sell Blue Moon by now!

 

Man, the word filter turns "g-dammit" into "dag nabbit?" Ouch.

 

I just wish Wrigley had more of a variety of beers. They don't need to get rid of Bud and Old Style, but come on, mix it up.

[AlwaysaCub]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, dag nabbit.

 

Jeepers, you'd think the yuppies in the bleachers would have had the Cubs sell Blue Moon by now!

 

Man, the word filter turns "g-dag nabbit" into "dag nabbit?" Ouch.

 

I just wish Wrigley had more of a variety of beers. They don't need to get rid of Bud and Old Style, but come on, mix it up.

 

 

What would you suggest? Maybe we can play at Wrigley Field presented by Guiness.

 

It would be cool if they made some deal with Goose Island though.

[CuseCubFan69]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, dag nabbit.

 

Jeepers, you'd think the yuppies in the bleachers would have had the Cubs sell Blue Moon by now!

 

Man, the word filter turns "g-dag nabbit" into "dag nabbit?" Ouch.

 

I just wish Wrigley had more of a variety of beers. They don't need to get rid of Bud and Old Style, but come on, mix it up.

 

Here at the Dome we have Bud and Labbatts.

[seanimal]

troths are the most efficient way to get in and out, get over it.

 

definetly don't disagree but it the late in the game, the drain is clogged and the level is up a foot.

 

I don't know how a troth can help anybody get in and get out of anything, except for perhaps a wedding in the middle ages.

 

A trough is a fantastic receptacle to pee in. I've never seen one in Wrigley that was a foot deep with pee. Then again, I'm not a woman who needs to pee every inning.

 

damnit

[AllStarMe]

I heard Kosuke had a koi pond negotiated into his contract.

[BigbadB]

Man, if they do away with the troughs in the stadium revamps, I'll raise hell. Just make more bathrooms and longer troughs...so much quicker than dealing with urinals.

 

Just go in your cup after you finish your beer like a real fan would.

 

Yeah, but the danger with that is that you can't tell the difference between the pee-cups and the cups filled with Old Style or Budweiser. SELL BETTER BEER, dag nabbit.

 

Cold glass of beer colored liquid= beer

Warm glass of beer colored liquid= not beer

 

Drink your beer before it has a chance to get warm and you should be okay.

[nilodnayr]

How do you people know that RF is flooded? Do you live in one of the apartments on Waveland or was something said on the radio?

There's also a camera that routinely takes updated photos of Wrigley. I know people here posted some when they started digging up the field.

 

Red Ivy works for the cubs.

[seanimal]

worked

[nilodnayr]

troths are the most efficient way to get in and out, get over it.

Yeah, as much as I dislike taking a leak in a giant tub - it's incredibly quick and efficient.

 

I don't understand why people don't like peeing in a trough. Its fun!

[sethuel1]

I have a story. Some of you may have heard it already, but I don't care.

 

My bachelor party began in the bleachers at a Thursday 1:20 game in the middle of August. As you can imagine, by the time the 8th inning rolled around, I was pretty wasted. Me and a couple of other guys went down to the bathrooms in the middle of the 8th. Predictably, it was a zoo, but people sorta tried to form lines, so we each got in one. I made it to the front of my line first, and started peeing.

 

There was a loud cellphone ring, and the guy next to me reached into his pocket and answered it and began to have a loud conversation. The men's room fell fairly silent. My buddies, who at this point were standing slightly behind me on either side, say that I started staring at this guy trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with him. The phone conversation continued, and it was obviously making pretty much everyone else uncomfortable. The guy was asking about how friends were doing, laughing way too loud, etc. I mean, it's really not acceptable in my view to answer a cell phone in a public bathroom with really long lines when you're standing at the trough no matter what the circumstance, but if you do it had better be a quick conversation about where you're meeting afterward or something along those lines. This conversation was obviously not like that.

 

My friends say that at this point I had finished peeing and was just standing there staring daggers at this guy, and they were eyeing each other trying to predict what was going to happen next. The guy then said the line, "Oh you'll never guess where I am," to which I immediately leaned right up toward him and screamed into the phone, "TELL 'EM WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR OTHER HAND!" The entire bathroom exploded in laughter and my buddies grabbed me and quickly escorted me out before the guy on the phone could even figure out what was going on.

[Sammy Sofa]

I have a story. Some of you may have heard it already, but I don't care.

 

My bachelor party began in the bleachers at a Thursday 1:20 game in the middle of August. As you can imagine, by the time the 8th inning rolled around, I was pretty wasted. Me and a couple of other guys went down to the bathrooms in the middle of the 8th. Predictably, it was a zoo, but people sorta tried to form lines, so we each got in one. I made it to the front of my line first, and started peeing.

 

There was a loud cellphone ring, and the guy next to me reached into his pocket and answered it and began to have a loud conversation. The men's room fell fairly silent. My buddies, who at this point were standing slightly behind me on either side, say that I started staring at this guy trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with him. The phone conversation continued, and it was obviously making pretty much everyone else uncomfortable. The guy was asking about how friends were doing, laughing way too loud, etc. I mean, it's really not acceptable in my view to answer a cell phone in a public bathroom with really long lines when you're standing at the trough no matter what the circumstance, but if you do it had better be a quick conversation about where you're meeting afterward or something along those lines. This conversation was obviously not like that.

 

My friends say that at this point I had finished peeing and was just standing there staring daggers at this guy, and they were eyeing each other trying to predict what was going to happen next. The guy then said the line, "Oh you'll never guess where I am," to which I immediately leaned right up toward him and screamed into the phone, "TELL 'EM WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR OTHER HAND!" The entire bathroom exploded in laughter and my buddies grabbed me and quickly escorted me out before the guy on the phone could even figure out what was going on.

 

I'm surprised you made it sound like it took so long for someone to yell out a smartass comment. Those bathrooms seem like a constant session of insults and jokes and generally loud comments.

[sethuel1]

I have a story. Some of you may have heard it already, but I don't care.

 

My bachelor party began in the bleachers at a Thursday 1:20 game in the middle of August. As you can imagine, by the time the 8th inning rolled around, I was pretty wasted. Me and a couple of other guys went down to the bathrooms in the middle of the 8th. Predictably, it was a zoo, but people sorta tried to form lines, so we each got in one. I made it to the front of my line first, and started peeing.

 

There was a loud cellphone ring, and the guy next to me reached into his pocket and answered it and began to have a loud conversation. The men's room fell fairly silent. My buddies, who at this point were standing slightly behind me on either side, say that I started staring at this guy trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with him. The phone conversation continued, and it was obviously making pretty much everyone else uncomfortable. The guy was asking about how friends were doing, laughing way too loud, etc. I mean, it's really not acceptable in my view to answer a cell phone in a public bathroom with really long lines when you're standing at the trough no matter what the circumstance, but if you do it had better be a quick conversation about where you're meeting afterward or something along those lines. This conversation was obviously not like that.

 

My friends say that at this point I had finished peeing and was just standing there staring daggers at this guy, and they were eyeing each other trying to predict what was going to happen next. The guy then said the line, "Oh you'll never guess where I am," to which I immediately leaned right up toward him and screamed into the phone, "TELL 'EM WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR OTHER HAND!" The entire bathroom exploded in laughter and my buddies grabbed me and quickly escorted me out before the guy on the phone could even figure out what was going on.

 

I'm surprised you made it sound like it took so long for someone to yell out a smartass comment. Those bathrooms seem like a constant session of insults and jokes and generally loud comments.

Honestly, I think people were just confused that someone would do that. Also, I was drunk and have no real concept of how long it took. i do know that the guy was having superfluous conversation so it had to be at least a fair amount of time.

[Balsa]

More stories from Sethuel!!! :thumbsup:

[Vanilla Ice]

I have a story. Some of you may have heard it already, but I don't care.

 

My bachelor party began in the bleachers at a Thursday 1:20 game in the middle of August. As you can imagine, by the time the 8th inning rolled around, I was pretty wasted. Me and a couple of other guys went down to the bathrooms in the middle of the 8th. Predictably, it was a zoo, but people sorta tried to form lines, so we each got in one. I made it to the front of my line first, and started peeing.

 

There was a loud cellphone ring, and the guy next to me reached into his pocket and answered it and began to have a loud conversation. The men's room fell fairly silent. My buddies, who at this point were standing slightly behind me on either side, say that I started staring at this guy trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with him. The phone conversation continued, and it was obviously making pretty much everyone else uncomfortable. The guy was asking about how friends were doing, laughing way too loud, etc. I mean, it's really not acceptable in my view to answer a cell phone in a public bathroom with really long lines when you're standing at the trough no matter what the circumstance, but if you do it had better be a quick conversation about where you're meeting afterward or something along those lines. This conversation was obviously not like that.

 

My friends say that at this point I had finished peeing and was just standing there staring daggers at this guy, and they were eyeing each other trying to predict what was going to happen next. The guy then said the line, "Oh you'll never guess where I am," to which I immediately leaned right up toward him and screamed into the phone, "TELL 'EM WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR OTHER HAND!" The entire bathroom exploded in laughter and my buddies grabbed me and quickly escorted me out before the guy on the phone could even figure out what was going on.

 

I laughed way too hard at that