The All-Time Cool Name Team

[WrigleyField 22]

While discussing awesome names such as Coco Crisp over in transactions and remembering how wellpast threads such as the "All 'choose a letter of the alphabet' Team" went I had to do this... lets make a roster

 

Coaches- Dick Pole, Razor Shines

C- Yogi Berra

1B- Rusty Kuntz

2B- Stubby Clapp

3B- Albert Pujols (poo-holes)

SS- Spike Owen

CF- Coco Crisp

RF- Milton Bradley

LF- Wonderful Terrific Monds III

SP- Catfish Hunter

SP- Chien-Meng Wang

SP- Mordecai Brown

SP- Urban Shocker

SP- Oil Can Boyd

RP- Rocky Cherry

RP- Jung Bong

RP- Satchel Paige

RP- Nick Bierbrodt

RP- Tug McGraw

RP- Goose Gossage

BN/P- Babe Ruth (OF,DH)

BN- Elliot Bigelow (OF)

BN- Termel Sledge (OF)

BN-

BN

BN

Thats what I got so far... come on, we need a full 25 man roster

Minor League Prospects: Augie Ojeda, Boog Powell, Mike Piazza, Thurmon Munson, Darryl Strawberry, Enos Slaughter, Aubrey Huff, Rusty Staub, Angel Pagan, Felix Pie(π), Richie SEXton, Tanyon Sturtze, Clay Rapada, Hiram Bocachica, Kosuke Fukudome, Honus Wagner, Heinie Manush,

Boof Bonser, Gene Brabender, Josh Booty, Karl Best, Ray Blades, Tim Spoonybarger

 

(Other good thread ideas: The All-A/B/C/etc Team or All-Alliteration Team ie-Barry Bond/Sammy Sosa)

Edited November 21, 2006 by WrigleyField 22

[XZero771679666304]

Don't forget Stubby Clapp.

[WrigleyField 22]

Angel Pagan (say it like a religion)

[photoguy9883]

Don't forget Stubby Clapp.

 

How could I. I'm still taking the antibiotics.

[CP_414]

Augie!

[Andy]

I'd put Mike Piazza at catcher and Albert Pujols at first.

 

We did do an all-letters team some time ago, I'd have to dig up the thread to find it though.

[Jazz]

1B Boog Powell :D

DH Rucky Kuntz

Edited November 21, 2006 by Jazz

[WrigleyField 22]

I'd put Mike Piazza at catcher and Albert Pujols at first.

 

We did do an all-letters team some time ago, I'd have to dig up the thread to find it though.

 

Yea, I did the all R team which was unmatched hitting wise. I don't have search function though.

[Omar]

Richie Sexson

Chien-Ming Wang

Termel Sledge

[Post Count Padder]

Tanyon Sturtze

 

Brooks Keischnik (sp?)

[ConstableRabbit]

I think Aubrey Huff is a cool name

 

Didn't the Brewers have a pitcher named "Bierbrot" or something?

Edited November 21, 2006 by ConstableRabbit

[Omar]

Darryl Strawberry

Randy Johnson

Catfish Hunter - Priceless name.

Yogi Berra

 

Can Dick Pole be manager?

[Andy]

I think Aubrey Huff is a cool name

 

Didn't the Brewers have a pitcher named "Bierbrot" or something?

Nick Bierbrodt. The quote my friend heard on the radio was that "a guy named Bierbrodt should be on my grill and not in the major leagues".

[CubinNY]

Dick Pole for pitching coach and Razor Shines for Bench Coach

 

Enos "country" Slaughter for OF

 

Slim Pickens for comic relief

 

Satchel Page for pitcher

 

Thurman Munson for catcher

[Wilmo]

Razor Shines is a cool name and seeing Rusty Kuntz reminds of I guy I hated to see play the Cubs, but I thought had a cool name and that's Rusty Staub. He always wore two black batting gloves. (very cool)

 

And we can't leave out Spike Owen.

 

Edit: Sorry CubinNY, you already had Razor, guess I should have read more closely.

[WrigleyField 22]

Felix Pie(say it the good American way)?

[WrigleyField 22]

whats yall's opinion on the last name Fielder (especially for a baseball player)

[Wilmo]

How about Tug McGraw and Sixto Lezcano

[erik316wttn]

Hiram Bocachica.

[AAApittsburgh]

Do they have to be American players? Kosuke Fukudome

[Andy]

Do they have to be American players? Kosuke Fukudome

In that case I nominate SHINJO

[sethuel1]

Definitely Jung Bong, and I'm upset with everyone that's posted and forgotten about him.

[MPrior]

Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown

Goose Gossage

Honus Wagner (I mean...Honus?)

[RockTheIvy]

Um, I don't mean to be a jerk, but you all have neglected to mentioned the coolest name ever, which of course belonged to the greatest CFer of all time, COOL PAPA BELL

 

The fastest player to ever play. Apparently, he could hit the light switch and be in bed before it was dark. Satchel Paige once said, ""If Cool Papa had known about colleges or if colleges had known about Cool Papa, Jesse Owens would have looked like he was walking."

 

Book it.

[Post Count Padder]

Heinie Manush