6/25 Cubs (Alzolay) vs Braves (Fried) 7:05 NBC Chicago+

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, now I don't feel bad for breaking out the Game Without a Dong-o-Meter earlier.

[OleMissCub]

El Oh El. I was just thinking “well at least KB is fast enough to beat most double plays”

 

:-(

[Old Style]

KB = one man rally killer

[profisme]

I never want them to pitch to Albies ever again.

[TMan92]

Fyzzo

[Old Style]

SWING THE horsefeathering BAT, YOU GOON.

[Schwarber Fan]

Speechless.

[BigSlick]

just an atrocious atrocious half inning. good job guys

[Derwood]

Not sure what Rizzo was looking for there, but apparently a thigh-high pitch down the middle wasn't it

[Andy]

Hell of a job killing that rally, Bryzzo

[Cubswin11]

Good job you idiots

[Schwarber Fan]

KB’s at bat pisses me off so much. Don’t even make the freakin reliever sweat.

[Sammy Sofa]

Those RISP are just too darn pesky, I guess.

[BigSlick]

the 2019 cubs have somehow lost 45 games this season that have all looked exactly like this game. i dont know how they've done it, but they've done it

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hope nobody gets mad at me for writing this, but I don't think an only-dong offense is very fun.

[abuck1220]

Hope nobody gets mad at me for writing this, but I don't think an only-dong offense is very fun.

 

well they sure horsefeathering suck at running the bases so dongs are their best bet

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hope nobody gets mad at me for writing this, but I don't think an only-dong offense is very fun.

 

well they sure horsefeathering suck at running the bases so dongs are their best bet

 

That's true. I think that's why I'm longing for a more diverse offense in which we get a few guys with speed who can make horsefeathers happen with stolen bases, even though I realize that's 1980s baseball and can't happen anymore. Rickey Henderson isn't walking through that door.

[Cubswin11]

After a 40 pitch outing would be an ideal time to IL Brach.

[Brian]

40 pitches in Brach getting out Babe Albies is the most shocking thing i've ever seen

[TMan92]

The thing that pisses me off is that I was amazed how smart these guys were for their age in 2016. Not sure what happened as the mental stuff and hitting approach just doesn’t get better.

[Schwarber Fan]

Holy horsefeathers the first 2 pitches to Baez were both juicy.

[Brian]

come on this pitcher looks like a straight up pervert

[abuck1220]

hey at least that double caught stealing/bunt cluster horsefeathers didn’t literally cost them the game

[Schwarber Fan]

Another winnable game thrown away.

[Derwood]

Gross gross gross