6/20/19 - Mets (Some guy making his Mets debut) at Cubs (The Pitcher Formerly Known as Chat-suck) - 7:05 CDT - WGN

[TMan92]

Holy crap. What’s happening.

[ScrubMD]

Ok put in Adbert now please.

[Sammy Sofa]

A dong here would be swell, Squints.

Duck snorts > dongs

 

In Bryant's case a duck snort is what happens in his pants if he has a gin fizz.

[Sammy Sofa]

[We Got The Whole 9]

Setting up perfectly for Adbert

[TMan92]

A dong here would be swell, Squints.

Duck snorts > dongs

 

In Bryant's case a duck snort is what happens in his pants if he has a gin fizz.

 

Gin. Ha ha ha. Shirley Temple.

[Schwarber Fan]

I <3 this inning

[Derwood]

Non-dong runs? Is that even legal?

[Sammy Sofa]

Baez, that's all kinds of awesome, but please don't kill yourself!

[NotSoSober]

We don't need no stinkin' dongs

[Irrelevant Dude]

A dong here would be swell, Squints.

Is "Squints" a thing? When I was at Wrigley a few weeks ago, the group of guys behind me kept calling him the same thing.

[Sammy Sofa]

Duck snorts > dongs

 

In Bryant's case a duck snort is what happens in his pants if he has a gin fizz.

 

Gin. Ha ha ha. Shirley Temple.

 

But no maraschino cherries! Can't get TOO crazy...

[squally1313]

There’s no way this is a real guy

[Sammy Sofa]

A dong here would be swell, Squints.

Is "Squints" a thing? When I was at Wrigley a few weeks ago, the group of guys behind me kept calling him the same thing.

 

I was leaning more on "Blinky" for a while, but "Squints" is actually a good nickname, so it can work when he's broken or awesome.

[Derwood]

Brooks Pounders sounds like a name I'd give my RTTS character

[NotSoSober]

There’s no way this is a real guy

Agree. Baez is not mortal

[Sammy Sofa]

The Mets definitely have a porn star on the mound right now.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Brutal AB by Willy. He whiffed on 90 mph right down Broadway.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I <3 this inning

I’m fairly certain 1 is less than 3 every inning.

[BigSlick]

The Cubs are fun when they hit

[Schwarber Fan]

Chatwood doesn’t have it tonight. Get him out.

[Sammy Sofa]

GET HIM OUT.

[Andy]

I'm gonna put on my UMFan hat here and whine about us never being in perfect defensive position for these ground balls

[profisme]

Chatwood just killed Contreras. DFA his ass already.

[Sammy Sofa]

What will it horsefeathering take to never see Chatwood pitch again.