3/28/19 CUBS (Lester) @ The Texas School Book Depository (Minor) - 3:05 CST - WGN

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Oh man the Santo Al Fonseca story kills me

 

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[Gilby]

So many great plate appearances.

[David]

Oh man the Santo Al Fonseca story kills me

 

https://tenor.com/3bVR.gif

 

Ron thought his name was Al Fonseca. Had no idea who Antonio was when Pat would mention him. Would always call him Al.

[CubinNY]

sooooooo glad the chili is gone

[expletive] Windemere, What am I going to do with all this chili.

[Cubswin11]

Hey Sofa, shove the KB HR tracker up your dingus

 

[minnesotacubsfan]

sooooooo glad the chili is gone

[expletive] Windemere, What am I going to do with all this chili.

 

 

speaking of him, I happen to be working on John Jacobi's project right now.

[chopsx9]

 

I want this clip played on repeat at my funeral

 

I want it on repeat on my honeymoon

 

It'd be nice for something to happen more than once on your honeymoon.

[UMFan83]

If you go back to the last spring games, the Cubs have scored 55 runs over their last 4 games. 24, 3, 16 and now 12. If we can average 10+ runs a game I think we’ll be alright.

[imb]

i was so excited to take tomorrow off work to just watch baseball all day. My yearly tradition! No wife, no kids, just me and my illegal streams because i turned off mlb.tv because they gave Lady KKK a buncha money

 

imagine my dismay to learn that instead we are apparently attending a 5 P.M. THURSDAY WEDDING THAT IS 3 HOURS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.

 

let me repeat that, a 5 pm wedding on a thursday

 

It sounds like they are having a super secret real wedding with their closest friends and family and then some crappy ceremony for everyone else at an undesirable time to keep the attendance low and they can still collect gifts from the people that are sending their regrets.

 

 

This.

 

And I bet the wedding is in rural Wisconsin. I went to a wedding there once and it was just a keg of miller lite and horsefeathers pizza

 

There is indeed miller lite and pizza

[soccer10k]

If we’re not going to use Chatwood up 10, when are we going to use him?

[soccer10k]

And now a pitching change with two outs? Strop on a 10 pitch limit? Just have him throw a bullpen.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Cubs Win!!

[Derwood]

I move to rename this thread: Sammy Sofa was wrong about everything

[itisallpartoftheplan]

If we’re not going to use Chatwood up 10, when are we going to use him?

 

Down 10

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[itisallpartoftheplan]

After the game Len and JD were talking with Javy about almost hitting 3 homers. JD asked him if he heard of Tuffy Rhodes and Javy said he was bad with names and maybe if he saw him he’d know him :lol:

 

Edit: Kelly added the last part I thought I heard but my daughter was distracting me. Haha

 

[David]

any chance mojo went for a jog this afternoon?

[Sammy Sofa]

any chance mojo went for a jog this afternoon?

 

I did, but I was watching the game at my dad's place.

 

I am the horsefeathering game thread GOD.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

any chance mojo went for a jog this afternoon?

 

I did, but I was watching the game at my dad's place.

 

I am the horsefeathering game thread GOD.

BBT could only exist in a godless world.

[BCVM22]

Highlights, highlights here, highlights.

 

[The_Achiever]

If we’re not going to use Chatwood up 10, when are we going to use him?

 

Down 10

 

Like they’re ever going to be down by 10.

 

I do love that 1-0 optimism!

[Old Style]

Getting into the stadium yesterday was a horsefeathering nightmare but once we got in everything was pretty great after that. Of course, some idiot Rangers “fan” was trying to talk horsefeathers to a Cubs fan in front of me about the World Series because we didn’t make it last year. When I jumped in to remind him that we won it in 2016 his witty reply was “Oooh, one win in 100 years.” Then he tried to talk Cowboys Super Bowl smack to me. Fun times.

[minnesotacubsfan]

why didnt you just throw a little A&M at him

[Brian]

last I checked 1 in 100 is better than 0 in ever.

[UMFan83]

Getting into the stadium yesterday was a horsefeathering nightmare but once we got in everything was pretty great after that. Of course, some idiot Rangers “fan” was trying to talk horsefeathers to a Cubs fan in front of me about the World Series because we didn’t make it last year. When I jumped in to remind him that we won it in 2016 his witty reply was “Oooh, one win in 100 years.” Then he tried to talk Cowboys Super Bowl smack to me. Fun times.

 

I always hear this line of trash talk now. Who the hell cares if its 1 in 100 years when the 1 was 3 years ago? I mean do you think a 40 year old Pirates fan cares that his team has won 4 titles in the last 100 years when they've never won it in their lifetime?