4/6 Cubs (Lackey) at Cardinals (Lynn) 12:45 CSN

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Coomer does PBP like he's reading real PBP that was put through Google Translate in 15 different languages before coming back to English.

This is coming from someone who iirc is a little bit of a Coomer apologist.

 

I'm a Coomer-as-analyst apologist, he shouldn't be allowed to touch PBP

[Banedon]

I swear, Dex is doing them an intentional favor with some of these horrible 1-2-3 swinging K AB's he's having.

 

He's caught whatever malady the Cubs offense has.

[Banedon]

Aw don't give the run right back plz.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I swear, Dex is doing them an intentional favor with some of these horrible 1-2-3 swinging K AB's he's having.

 

Or maybe he's actually truly switched sides and is doing it to spite you, by forcing your pee break to be shorter than preferable.

[Sammy Sofa]

I swear, Dex is doing them an intentional favor with some of these horrible 1-2-3 swinging K AB's he's having.

 

Or maybe he's actually truly switched sides and is doing it to spite you, by forcing your pee break to be shorter than preferable.

 

This team is just one big pee break right now. I'm chugging as much water as I can so I can be in the bathroom instead of watching.

[squally1313]

Hard not to be a little bummed by our hitters right now

 

I'm watching this game on my laptop. Six inches to the left of my laptop screen is my bobblehead of Kyle Schwarber holding the World Series trophy.

 

It is not hard at all.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Sometime soon Adams is going to make a hilarious blunder out there in left and I just hope we are still in town to see it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Sometime soon Adams is going to make a hilarious blunder out there in left and I just hope we are still in town to see it.

that was a start...

[imb]

hahahhahhahahahahahahha that was so good

[UMFan83]

We all knew it was coming, and it didn't disappoint

[Andy]

That's for laughing at Schwarber in 2015 you goobers

[BigSlick]

Hey everybody

[BigSlick]

Hey its a run

[BigSlick]

Heyward really giving us those BABIP hits. Not playing any better but at least he's inflating his value

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Heyward's hitting the piss out of the ball

[Careless]

Heyward really giving us those BABIP hits. Not playing any better but at least he's inflating his value

hey, he's not grounding out to second. This is new and different.

[javy knows my name]

Heyward's hitting the piss out of the ball

 

hahahaha this really got me

[Ding Dong Johnson]

not sure what's worse: the same 2 commercials from FSMW on Tuesday night or CSN not showing any commercials with that hideous music today

[mikeyt34]

Nice job John. Tough luck today.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

That's amazing.

[David]

Hahahaha what

[Ding Dong Johnson]

well, that's a first for me.

[NotSoSober]

How in the hell did that happen?

[Bull]

Molina is doctoring the ball. This needs to be investigated. Edited April 6, 2017 by Bull

[imb]

hahahhah i can safely say that has never happened before in the history of baseball.