10/19 Cubs (Dickbag McHorseteeth) vs Dodgers (Urias) 7 p.m., FS1

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Pete Rose looks like a cartoon character

And ARod treats him like one. I'm now officially an ARod fan.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

assuming this lead holds, Soccer I think you need to do a name for Lester for the title of the game thread, not sure what it should be... maybe Redassed Lester?

 

I'm open for suggestions if anyone has one. The Lackey one was just so natural.

Chester McFlappyears

[UMFan83]

assuming this lead holds, Soccer I think you need to do a name for Lester for the title of the game thread, not sure what it should be... maybe Redassed Lester?

 

I'm open for suggestions if anyone has one. The Lackey one was just so natural.

 

As long as it's not "Lester the molester"

[UMFan83]

This was probably posted already but w/e

 

[Brian]

why the f do they continue to buy national ads for their stupid California ballot items?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Nobody gives a horsefeathers about California

[jersey cubs fan]

Pete Rose looks like a cartoon character

And ARod treats him like one. I'm now officially an ARod fan.

[UMFan83]

Oh well Heyward, we will always remember your epic RBI groundout and the time you managed to throw someone out despite a terrible throw and questionable replay reviews. Edited October 20, 2016 by UMFan83

[Brian]

ADDI !!!

[We Got The Whole 9]

Nice inside out stroke Addy

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Remember when Addi and Rizzo sucked?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

It's so nice to see Russell and Rizzo both get their butts off from around their heads tonight

[Little Slide Rooter]

Heyward just refuses to get in on the fun.

[Careless]

Pete Rose looks like a cartoon character

 

Yes

No, whoever it was who said he looks like a ventriloquist's dummy had it right

[KatJ]

Both Rizzo and Addy 3 for 5 on the night. And what's left of the crowd is chanting "Let's go Cubbies!" Love. It.

[ScrubMD]

My goodness

 

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[TruffleShuffle]

according to gameday, heyward's pop out had an exit velocity of 142 mph.

 

i think that might not be accurate.

[Careless]

why the f do they continue to buy national ads for their stupid California ballot items?

I'd assume because FS1 is good value at the moment, and there's a lot of money at stake.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I think my dislike for Joc Pederson may be approaching Kolten Wong territory

[Brian]

so for the sake of argument, let's say the Cubs win tomorrow, a direct rematch of our two horrible losses only needing to win one benefits us right guys? right?

[Cubswin11]

I think my dislike for Joc Pederson may be approaching Kolten Wong territory

He has the Phillip Rivers face of MLB

Edited October 20, 2016 by Cubswin11

[Thusly Boned]

according to gameday, heyward's pop out had an exit velocity of 142 mph.

 

i think that might not be accurate.

 

Probably just the wind speed reading created by the vacuum of his suckitude

 

 

Sorry, Jason.

[Cubswin11]

so for the sake of argument, let's say the Cubs win tomorrow, a direct rematch of our two horrible losses only needing to win one benefits us right guys? right?

Yes

[Brian]

that's the good Hector, keep it that way

[UMFan83]

2 straight first pitch strikes called balls wtf. They were pretty obvious too