The Cardinals

[Stu]

 

I'm on a video-conference with senior management and they just asked me what was so funny. Thanks ):

[The_Achiever]

 

I'm on a video-conference with senior management and they just asked me what was so funny. Thanks ):

 

If they don't appreciate and value the blank expression of Mike Matheny then you should just tender your resignation immediately.

[Derwood]

 

I'm on a video-conference with senior management and they just asked me what was so funny. Thanks ):

 

If they don't appreciate and value the blank expression of Mike Matheny then you should just tender your resignation immediately.

 

The first screen cap is from NBC Sports and the last one is from WGN

 

Wait a minute, this isn't real at all!

[Agony and Ivy]

i just retweeted that Craig Edwards gem and he blocked me before I could blink. Solid job with that hire Fangraphs.

 

Unfortunate. That means you missed this gem.

 

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Good thing Theo is smart and we're saving all of our loss reversals for October.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

"It's easy to paint the Cardinals roster as mediocre, but if you look at their 131-125 record since the start of last year then it's easy to see this is true."

[champaignchris]

In one more game played, the Cardinals have scored 63 fewer runs and allowed 40 more runs than the Cubs. Greg Holland and Tommy Pham account for the entirety of this disparity.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I can see where this guy is coming from. A half season can be a small sample size and when you have a strong model you might want to believe that variance is the only reason that the season's results are lined up with your model/beliefs. The problem is this guy was dead wrong from the get go.

[Cubswin11]

Criag Edwards seems to follow the same line of logic the majority of those guys have over on that VBs board. And by line of logic I mean totally delusional, living in outer space view point of their team.

[Bull]

 

I could see them landing Girardi if he wants back in. He's not great but competent enough, and checks all the cardinal-ly boxes.

Too ethnic

 

Nah, Italians are fine as long as they get back to [expletive] Hill by dark.

 

edit: profanity filter took out a derogatory term for Italians that is the name of a section of St. Louis that was historically an Italian ghetto and is known for its many Italian Restaurants today. Although now it is advertised and celebrated as "The Hill" it had always been Dxxx Hill.

[Banedon]

Do you want to make Cardinals fans more insufferable, because that's how you make Cardinals fans more insufferable!

 

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24115082/yadier-molina-st-louis-cardinals-very-open-player-manager-role-2020

 

Longtime Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina said he'd "welcome the opportunity" if he had a chance to be player-manager during his last contract year with St. Louis in 2020.

[CubInOK]

Do you want to make Cardinals fans more insufferable, because that's how you make Cardinals fans more insufferable!

 

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24115082/yadier-molina-st-louis-cardinals-very-open-player-manager-role-2020

 

Longtime Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina said he'd "welcome the opportunity" if he had a chance to be player-manager during his last contract year with St. Louis in 2020.

On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be very good at it.

[sneakypower]

Do you want to make Cardinals fans more insufferable, because that's how you make Cardinals fans more insufferable!

 

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24115082/yadier-molina-st-louis-cardinals-very-open-player-manager-role-2020

 

Longtime Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina said he'd "welcome the opportunity" if he had a chance to be player-manager during his last contract year with St. Louis in 2020.

i 100% want this

[champaignchris]

Maintaining his career .741 OPS while piloting the Cards to a third place finish will undoubtedly cement Yadi’s place in the Hall of Fame.

[Lowblow]

 

I could see them landing Girardi if he wants back in. He's not great but competent enough, and checks all the cardinal-ly boxes.

Too ethnic

 

Nah, Italians are fine as long as they get back to [expletive] Hill by dark.

 

edit: profanity filter took out a derogatory term for Italians that is the name of a section of St. Louis that was historically an Italian ghetto and is known for its many Italian Restaurants today. Although now it is advertised and celebrated as "The Hill" it had always been Dxxx Hill.

 

"Dxxx" is where Yogi Berra and Joe Garagiola grew up.

[jersey cubs fan]

are we talking about dayglo?

[Stu]

Too ethnic

 

Nah, Italians are fine as long as they get back to [expletive] Hill by dark.

 

edit: profanity filter took out a derogatory term for Italians that is the name of a section of St. Louis that was historically an Italian ghetto and is known for its many Italian Restaurants today. Although now it is advertised and celebrated as "The Hill" it had always been Dxxx Hill.

 

"Dxxx" is where Yogi Berra and Joe Garagiola grew up.

 

and Harry Caray too, correct?

[Cubswin11]

Shut up you [expletive] Hill Billy

 

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[PackLandVA]

are we talking about dayglo?

 

Close, but incorrect.

 

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[itisallpartoftheplan]

Shut up you [expletive] Hill Billy

 

 

Bet he misses Matheny

[The_Achiever]

1) kinda agree. Maybe just during regular season, more replays in playoffs.

2) no

3) eh he's a pitcher that likes to hit.

[UMFan83]

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[sneakypower]

Shut up you [expletive] Hill Billy

 

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i don't hate #2, but #3 is funny

 

"here's what i would do: nothing different!"

[mul21]

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Ha! I know that Buffa dude. He gets it.

[treebird]

Shut up you [expletive] Hill Billy

 

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i don't hate #2, but #3 is funny

 

"here's what i would do: nothing different!"

 

HOW TO FIX BASEBALL

 

1. radical realignment

2. robot umpires

3. if you get three strikes you are out of there

[imb]

Shut up you [expletive] Hill Billy

 

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i don't hate #2, but #3 is funny

 

"here's what i would do: nothing different!"

 

HOW TO FIX BASEBALL

 

1. radical realignment

2. robot umpires

3. if you get three strikes you are out of there

 

You know he was like "4. Get rid of the Mexi dammit im out of characters"