2013 College Football off-season

[Tracer Bullet]

You guys are a trip.

[imb]

Swarbrick said there was a stand-in girl that Manti talked to on the phone. Did anyone watch the presser?

 

what about the family he thanked?

 

what about her hand he touched after a game

[Magnetic Curses]

Swarbrick said there was a stand-in girl that Manti talked to on the phone. Did anyone watch the presser?

 

what about the family he thanked?

 

what about her hand he touched after a game

 

stand-in

[Sammy Sofa]

Swarbrick said there was a stand-in girl that Manti talked to on the phone. Did anyone watch the presser?

 

what about the family he thanked?

 

what about her hand he touched after a game

 

What about how she touched...his heart? In the end isn't that all that matters?

[RynoRules]

what i meant was she flew to hawaii to meet me online

 

=D> =D> =D>

[Sammy Sofa]

http://www.cainesrobotics.com/MVC-003Fsilicone.JPG

[Tracer Bullet]

You're all probably Sandy Hook Conspiracy believers too

[Magnetic Curses]

You guys are a trip.

 

this is literally the most pathetically funny thing to happen in sports maybe ever

[imb]

http://i.imgur.com/H1A3h.jpg

 

i never thought id miss a hand so much

[Magnetic Curses]

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/H1A3h.jpg

 

i never thought id miss a hand so much

 

Mr. M!

[Guest]

also this doesnt typically happen to stud football players about to get drafted in the first round of the nfl draft

 

This guy has to fight off young, hot college chicks all day long. All day long. But hey, who would want that when you can have cyber sex on the internet.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://cutelypoisoned.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/evil-dead-2-hand.jpg

[ConstableRabbit]

also this doesnt typically happen to stud football players about to get drafted in the first round of the nfl draft

 

This guy has to fight off young, hot college chicks all day long. All day long. But hey, who would want that when you can have cyber sex on the internet.

They weren't married, so it was only cyber kissing, tops.

[imb]

my real regret is that notre dame didn't win the title because he would have had to have dug the hole even deeper at that point

[kujay]

This is fuckin hilarious.

[Magnetic Curses]

[Exile on Waveland]

also this doesnt typically happen to stud football players about to get drafted in the first round of the nfl draft

 

This guy has to fight off young, hot college chicks all day long. All day long. But hey, who would want that when you can have cyber sex on the internet.

 

You haven't been to South Bend.

[Sammy Sofa]

[OleMissCub]

my real regret is that notre dame didn't win the title because he would have had to have dug the hole even deeper at that point

 

Or if he had won the Heisman

[Sammy Sofa]

http://img.neoseeker.com/mgv/451439/439/39/screen_shot_20100120_at_71304_pm_display.png

[rocket]

thank god mr isn't a penn state fan too Edited January 17, 2013 by rocket

[wolf stansson]

He talked to a girl dozens of times. So did his dad. This wasn't one guy that did it all.

 

She called him at the ESPN awards banquet to say she wasn't dead. Jesus

 

So it was a gang of people duping him? What a load of [expletive] [expletive]. MAYBE if there was seemingly some kind of effort to blackmail him or something, but instead we're supposed to just believe it was an epic prank multiple people were in on...and it was a prank they only did for their own benefit and they didn't reveal it to anyone at all?

Even the smartest, funniest, most dick-headed secret Internet community couldn't pull off this con, and I know we're not all unfamiliar with a community like that.

 

Even IF I were able to accept all of the unbelievable facts that would contribute to Te'o being a victim, I don't think even the best trolls could pull this off.

Like seriously, no one complicit sees all the coverage of his dead girl and has even the modicum of humanity it would take to create a fake gmail account to tell him he should probs ease up on the tasteless pimping of his dead GF en route to a doomed heisman run? No one has even a shred of a conscience in the group. Not his bud? Not the fake girl stand in? Not anyone they told?

[Andy]

He talked to a girl dozens of times. So did his dad. This wasn't one guy that did it all.

 

She called him at the ESPN awards banquet to say she wasn't dead. Jesus

 

So it was a gang of people duping him? What a load of [expletive] [expletive]. MAYBE if there was seemingly some kind of effort to blackmail him or something, but instead we're supposed to just believe it was an epic prank multiple people were in on...and it was a prank they only did for their own benefit and they didn't reveal it to anyone at all?

Even the smartest, funniest, most dick-headed secret Internet community couldn't pull off this con, and I know we're not all unfamiliar with a community like that.

 

Even IF I were able to accept all of the unbelievable facts that would contribute to Te'o being a victim, I don't think even the best trolls could pull this off.

Like seriously, no one complicit sees all the coverage of his dead girl and has even the modicum of humanity it would take to create a fake gmail account to tell him he should probs ease up on the tasteless pimping of his dead GF en route to a doomed heisman run? No one has even a shred of a conscience in the group. Not his bud? Not the fake girl stand in? Not anyone they told?

Well, the 'fake girl stand-in', or whoever she was, apparently was the one who told Te'o about it.

[Guest]

also this doesnt typically happen to stud football players about to get drafted in the first round of the nfl draft

 

This guy has to fight off young, hot college chicks all day long. All day long. But hey, who would want that when you can have cyber sex on the internet.

 

You haven't been to South Bend.

 

You are correct. Don't plan to anytime soon, either. However, the most popular catholic school in the world has to have a few hot chicks attending some classes. And if they do, I'm pretty sure all of them are/WERE throwing themselves upon this future bajillionaire.