Bryce Harper douchiness thread

[Clem Fandango]

I do seem to recall Miguel Cabrera doing that long before Bryce Harper, though

[Formerly Snayke]

I really do not care that much about Bryce Harper's douchiness. I was watching some LLWS action this week and some team had many of its players playing with Bryce Harper eye black design. I immediately disliked them for playing without a douchiness streak. If you are going to copy please go all the way youngsters.

 

Your last sentence reminded me of a scene from "The Wire" when Cheese told the young'uns to fall back and watch how an East Sider grinds.

[Pushfrog98]

Figured this needed a bump:

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2011/12/06/bryce-harpers-tattoo-is-lebron-y/

 

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Bryce-Harper-Tattoo-e1323202109950.jpg

 

[El Duderino]

sweet jesus tell me he really doesn't have that tattoo

[Guest]

He should get an award or something. Nice chew pouch in the gum. Nothing says class like a tattoo on your side and a cinder block in your mouth.

 

He's like a comic book villan.

[illiniguy]

Bryce is awesome, keeps getting cooler.

[TruffleShuffle]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

[illiniguy]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

Thank god, I was worried what you thought. Thankfully you'll be generous.

[imb]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

Thank god, I was worried what you thought. Thankfully you'll be generous.

 

 

I'm an unabashed Bryce fan. It's sports, not your coworkers, it's more fun when the guys are douchebags.

[illiniguy]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

Thank god, I was worried what you thought. Thankfully you'll be generous.

 

 

I'm an unabashed Bryce fan. It's sports, not your coworkers, it's more fun when the guys are douchebags.

Exactly, if he was a character on a tv show they'd think he was great. The next few years of this guy is gonna be amazing entertainment. I think he's great, much rather would have the superstars be like him than like Arod or Pujols.

[TruffleShuffle]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

Thank god, I was worried what you thought. Thankfully you'll be generous.

 

 

I'm an unabashed Bryce fan. It's sports, not your coworkers, it's more fun when the guys are douchebags.

 

oh i think he's hilarious, i just took umbrage with the statement that he "keeps getting cooler." there is nothing cool about that tattoo. at all.

[illiniguy]

I'm going to be generous and assume that was just a bad joke.

Thank god, I was worried what you thought. Thankfully you'll be generous.

 

 

I'm an unabashed Bryce fan. It's sports, not your coworkers, it's more fun when the guys are douchebags.

 

oh i think he's hilarious, i just took umbrage with the statement that he "keeps getting cooler." there is nothing cool about that tattoo. at all.

That tattoo is awesome. The stache, the tattoos, he's becoming a caricature. It's amazing.

[Guest]

Last week, I saw that an unnamed Nationals official said there was a 95% chance Harper makes the Nationals out of spring training in 2012.

[bhogg]

I hope he get's strung out on crack, then finds jesus, then does body shots off random chicks, and remembers that he found jesus.

[shnsajax]

Hey at least he is not Ryan Braun.

[CubmanPi]

I really hope this guy has a job in the bigs on opening day.

http://ftrsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/video_bryce_harper_hits_home_run_blows_kiss_to_pitcher.jpg

[Derwood]

I really hope this guy has a job in the bigs on opening day.

http://ftrsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/video_bryce_harper_hits_home_run_blows_kiss_to_pitcher.jpg

 

Jeff Kent's illegitimate son

[champaignchris]

If the majority of professional blowhards are rallying against Harper because he's consciously playing a villain, then I'm on his side. There's nothing more ridiculous than a bunch of sanctimonious wankers crying about morality and Playing the Game the Right Way™

 

These people probably all love Brian Wilson's shenanigans

 

That's because Brian Wilson's shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Bryce Harper's shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. Evil shenanigans.

[Sammy Sofa]

That's because Brian Wilson's shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

 

Ugh, no. That [expletive] got so old so fast.

[17 Seconds]

brian wilson was never funny

[rocket]

brian wilson is truly the worst.

 

though i'll admit it was funny originally...when judah friedlander did it.

[Post Count Padder]

That's because Brian Wilson's shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

 

Ugh, no. That [expletive] got so old so fast.

It was funny for a bit. Now it's tired and old. I'd say the "jump the shark" moment was the Taco Bell commercial but he was getting boring before that.

[Guest]

They're both awful.

[champaignchris]

It was a joke. Apparently not a good one.

 

Reference here.

[Sammy Sofa]

It was a joke. Apparently not a good one.

 

Reference here.

 

Oh, I got it; I'm just not going to miss a chance to call out Brian Wilson for being awful.

 

In short, I filtered through your joke to get to the meat of this issue...LIKE THIS: