2011 College Football Offseason

[Butterscup1679666578]

ESPN is so classy.

 

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/610602/JesusESPN.png

[hawkeyecub]

Here's the actual full post that was up: http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/296838679.jpg

 

Incredible

[imb]

that's even worse than notre dame posting on craigslist for a new practice videographer

[javy knows my name]

that's even worse than notre dame posting on craigslist for a new practice videographer

 

Is this an amazing joke or did that actually happen?

[imb]

i got jokes

[javy knows my name]

Either way, I'm not sure I can give enough karma

[shnsajax]

I can't believe Saban found a new way to respond to oversigning.

[javy knows my name]

I can't believe Saban found a new way to respond to oversigning.

 

8.4

[javy knows my name]

I can't believe Saban found a new way to respond to oversigning.

 

8.4

 

For camparison, imb!'s was a 9.3

[shnsajax]

I can't believe Saban found a new way to respond to oversigning.

 

8.4

 

For camparison, imb!'s was a 9.3

 

Thats [expletive] [expletive]!

[imb]

You should be used to being the big 12's second best in the college football thread

[shnsajax]

You should be used to being the big 12's second best in the college football thread

 

Thats true, I got this mixed up for the BCS Bowl Choking Thread.

[imb]

HELLO WE BEAT UCONN OK

 

im trying to think of a "you didn't make a bowl" joke but then I realized that was good enough on its own

[shnsajax]

HELLO WE BEAT UCONN OK

 

im trying to think of a "you didn't make a bowl" joke but then I realized that was good enough on its own

 

It really is, but its worth it in the long run in clearing out everyone not named Muschamp. My re-occuring Greg Davis bubble screen nightmares are finally over.

[jame.gumb]

HELLO WE BEAT UCONN OK

 

im trying to think of a "you didn't make a bowl" joke but then I realized that was good enough on its own

 

It really is, but its worth it in the long run in clearing out everyone not named Muschamp. My re-occuring Greg Davis bubble screen nightmares are finally over.

 

That's my rationalization as well.

[NOLA]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6553188

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- An NCAA investigation into rules infractions by the Ohio State football program has delayed release of the team's 2010 "gold pants" charms, awards that team members receive if they beat rival Michigan.

 

 

The Gold Pants Club that distributes the trinkets is waiting to see if the NCAA vacates any of last season's wins, President Jim Lachey, a former Ohio State All-America offensive lineman, told The Columbus Dispatch for a Sunday story. The university-licensed club pays about $50 each for the charms.

 

Lachey said he's also considering withholding the charms in the future until players are no longer on the team and have used up their eligibility to play, when selling the items would no longer be an NCAA violation.

 

That is both sad and hilarious.

[NewUserName]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6553188

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- An NCAA investigation into rules infractions by the Ohio State football program has delayed release of the team's 2010 "gold pants" charms, awards that team members receive if they beat rival Michigan.

 

 

The Gold Pants Club that distributes the trinkets is waiting to see if the NCAA vacates any of last season's wins, President Jim Lachey, a former Ohio State All-America offensive lineman, told The Columbus Dispatch for a Sunday story. The university-licensed club pays about $50 each for the charms.

 

Lachey said he's also considering withholding the charms in the future until players are no longer on the team and have used up their eligibility to play, when selling the items would no longer be an NCAA violation.

 

That is both sad and hilarious.

 

seems like the market should be saturated with those things...if they would just look on ebay they could probably get them for a lot less then $50

[shnsajax]

I like this, hopefully more states follow.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=6558943

[TruffleShuffle]

florida recruit's favorite pre-game ritual - taking a dump

[Tracer Bullet]

a buddy of mine in hs did that before every hoops game.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

"I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry" is an amazing quote.

[EhDubya]

I thought everyone knew about PGD's.

[TruffleShuffle]

I thought everyone knew about PGD's.

 

not everyone speaks to the press about them. in fact pretty much nobody does that.

[shnsajax]

I thought everyone knew about PGD's.

 

not everyone speaks to the press about them. in fact pretty much nobody does that.

 

That and it can affect betting line prior to the game. Sort of like picking the horse that takes a dump last.

[shnsajax]

OU's LB Austin Box passed away today. That really sucks, and been a bad couple of weeks for athletes.