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I hope his nacho cheese machine explodes in his face. Of course that will happen when he's left it on for days and he's screaming at it for not magically making cheese.
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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Can you imagine a single Williston resident sitting down and opening up his/her morning paper and saying "What's new in the world today?.....Ahh yes, an article bitching about the Chicago Cubs, just what I was hoping for!"

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Can you imagine a single Williston resident sitting down and opening up his/her morning paper and saying "What's new in the world today?.....Ahh yes, an article bitching about the Chicago Cubs, just what I was hoping for!"

I'm gonna go with: The paper doesn't have many readers. He will probably get more reads via this website than through people just reading the paper.

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jersey cubs fan

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Probably because the inexplicable number of page views coming from non-residents allow the paper's ad revenue to finance the entire town's budget.

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Probably because the inexplicable number of page views coming from non-residents allow the paper's ad revenue to finance the entire town's budget.

 

Can we nominate one person to copy and paste each of his articles so as to not give him page views, and hopefully leave him a penniless bellhop?

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Probably because the inexplicable number of page views coming from non-residents allow the paper's ad revenue to finance the entire town's budget.

 

The town is so filthy rich that the paper rakes in ad money from businesses who can't think of anything else to do with all their money, so nobody cares about the quality.

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Probably because the inexplicable number of page views coming from non-residents allow the paper's ad revenue to finance the entire town's budget.

 

The town is so filthy rich that the paper rakes in ad money from businesses who can't think of anything else to do with all their money, so nobody cares about the quality.

 

If ever there was a reason to end our dependence on oil, da Bum's continued employment is it.

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Ding Dong Johnson

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How has the entire town of Williston not banded together to boot his ass out of town?

 

Probably because the inexplicable number of page views coming from non-residents allow the paper's ad revenue to finance the entire town's budget.

 

Can we nominate one person to copy and paste each of his articles so as to not give him page views, and hopefully leave him a penniless bellhop?

I thought that's what we were doing.

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imb

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Did he really talk about blue balls in an opinion column about the Chicago cubs in a north Dakota paper? Lol
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UMFan83

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why has no one posted in the comments section of the article?

 

Meh, I did awhile back to one of his dumbass articles, but I figured what is the point to harass him publically. I'm sure he still lurks at NSBB and will surely still see the scorn that his articles bring.

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Little Slide Rooter

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why has no one posted in the comments section of the article?

 

Meh, I did awhile back to one of his [expletive] articles, but I figured what is the point to harass him publically. I'm sure he still lurks at NSBB and will surely still see the scorn that his articles bring.

 

Did this guy used to post on NSBB?

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Flames24Rulz

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why has no one posted in the comments section of the article?

 

Meh, I did awhile back to one of his [expletive] articles, but I figured what is the point to harass him publically. I'm sure he still lurks at NSBB and will surely still see the scorn that his articles bring.

 

Did this guy used to post on NSBB?

 

No, of course not.

 

You don't remember bum?

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Little Slide Rooter

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why has no one posted in the comments section of the article?

 

Meh, I did awhile back to one of his [expletive] articles, but I figured what is the point to harass him publically. I'm sure he still lurks at NSBB and will surely still see the scorn that his articles bring.

 

Did this guy used to post on NSBB?

 

No, of course not.

 

You don't remember bum?

 

ooooh. they want to free this guy? throw away the key.

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Tracer Bullet

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A) They actually pay him to write like that?

 

B) Do they not have editors in North Dakota, or is it so bad that no editor wants their name attached to it?

 

a) probably not with that specific intent, but with extreme indifference, i imagine

 

b) hiring the bum as a writer is indictment enough of your entire paper. editing his [expletive] after the fact is pointless.

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Little Slide Rooter

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A) They actually pay him to write like that?

 

B) Do they not have editors in North Dakota, or is it so bad that no editor wants their name attached to it?

 

a) probably not with that specific intent, but with extreme indifference, i imagine

 

b) hiring the bum as a writer is indictment enough of your entire paper. editing his [expletive] after the fact is pointless.

 

Is your user name based on the Seattle baseball team or the Decemberists song? Just curious.

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Hairyducked Idiot

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A) They actually pay him to write like that?

 

B) Do they not have editors in North Dakota, or is it so bad that no editor wants their name attached to it?

 

a) probably not with that specific intent, but with extreme indifference, i imagine

 

b) hiring the bum as a writer is indictment enough of your entire paper. editing his [expletive] after the fact is pointless.

 

There are some solid people working there.

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