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Derrick Rose is a lucky man.

 

http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/__Story_Inserts/graphics/__SPORTS/MISCELLANEOUS/skittles_machine_225.jpg

 

Best candy you'll find. Lucky might be an understatement.

 

Evil stuff. Start eating them and observe what it's like to not be able to stop.

DivineBovine Myrtle Beach Pelicans

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Jordan brothers drop $56K in Vegas in one day and brag about it on Twitter.

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/os-jordan-brothers-in-vegas-20100823,0,7972534.story

 

 

I'm still not sure how you drop that kind of dough in 1 night in Vegas without:

A) gambling

B) paying for female companionship

C) having a LOT of freeloaders around

 

Whatever. If the only rules they broke were the 20 year old had a few drinks, I couldn't care less. If my daddy were that rich, I'd have a good time too. It's not like Paris Hilton wasn't dropping that kind of cash all the time at that age. Why the big deal with MJ's kids?

jersey cubs fan GOAT

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Jordan brothers drop $56K in Vegas in one day and brag about it on Twitter.

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/os-jordan-brothers-in-vegas-20100823,0,7972534.story

 

 

I'm still not sure how you drop that kind of dough in 1 night in Vegas without:

A) gambling

B) paying for female companionship

C) having a LOT of freeloaders around

 

Whatever. If the only rules they broke were the 20 year old had a few drinks, I couldn't care less. If my daddy were that rich, I'd have a good time too. It's not like Paris Hilton wasn't dropping that kind of cash all the time at that age. Why the big deal with MJ's kids?

 

If you gave me 56k with a Monty Brewster set of rules for the day, it would be a snap.

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The Pippen statue should be near the Jordan statue.

 

A. Add a trench coat to the Jordan statue and have the Pippen statue grabbing at the bottom of is coat.

 

B. Next to the Jordan statue, with statues of white women all around them.

UMFan83 GOAT

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The Pippen statue should be near the Jordan statue.

 

A. Add a trench coat to the Jordan statue and have the Pippen statue grabbing at the bottom of is coat.

 

B. Next to the Jordan statue, with statues of white women all around them.

 

I was gonna say that it should be placed 2 feet from MJs and it should be of him standing there watching MJ soar for a dunk over him.

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I've never heard of Scottie beating up his girlfriend or having (that many) illegitimate children. The tipping thing is well known though. I even trolled UMFan about it on RealGM using lines lifted directly from Reservoir Dogs.
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I've never heard of Scottie beating up his girlfriend or having (that many) illegitimate children. The tipping thing is well known though. I even trolled UMFan about it on RealGM using lines lifted directly from Reservoir Dogs.

 

LOL you got me because of ignorance but some people were getting legit mad because their impassioned objections to you not believing in tipping were being responded on with loosely related jibberish. Good stuff though.

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Anyone watching the World Championships to see how Rose's new three ball is looking? Is he showcasing it at all?

 

He's hit a few, missed a few. Hasn't shot more than 1-2 a game. My guess is he's made about 50% of what he's taken, which is good but obviously a tiny sample size.

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