Help me argue with a reasonable Cards fan

[Guest]

Trick question. There are no reasonable Cardinal fans.

 

it's an oxymoran. :wink:

 

Oh my. That's awesome!

[CubbieBum]

.....or, you could answer him this way.........

 

          1876 thru 2008                            
team                        W       L     pct    

Chicago Cubs            10082    9528   0.514    
St. Louis Cardinals      9148    8839   0.509    

 

Yeah you guys can take your extra 7 wins a season, and I will take our 8 extra championships.

 

I'll take the city of Chicago you can have the city of St. Louie.

[reggiemiller rules]

.....or, you could answer him this way.........

 

          1876 thru 2008                            
team                        W       L     pct    

Chicago Cubs            10082    9528   0.514    
St. Louis Cardinals      9148    8839   0.509    

 

Yeah you guys can take your extra 7 wins a season, and I will take our 8 extra championships.

 

I'll take the city of Chicago you can have the city of St. Louie.

 

Well so would I but since that is not what we are talking about, and since your from Indiana and do not get either of them. I really don't see what is has to do with anything.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

YOU HEAR THAT? MY TEAM USED TO BE BETTER BEFORE WE WERE BORN!

[FergieJ31]

Let's see we have a:

 

Yo momma joke

A Hee Haw marathon joke

Dead cardinals jokes

A "we're in first place [in April] so I can't hear you up here" joke

A "shoot him" joke

 

Wow. By far the best is the one showing the Cards about 800 GB in the all-time standings, but even that falls short.

 

Just tip your cap my friend. Kyle had it about right, there is no comeback til the Cubs win a ring.

[Banedon]

YOU HEAR THAT? MY TEAM USED TO BE BETTER BEFORE WE WERE BORN!

 

That defense worked great....up till a couple years ago... :glare:

[rocket]

.....or, you could answer him this way.........

 

          1876 thru 2008                            
team                        W       L     pct    

Chicago Cubs            10082    9528   0.514    
St. Louis Cardinals      9148    8839   0.509    

 

Yeah you guys can take your extra 7 wins a season, and I will take our 8 extra championships.

 

yeah well who asked you

[SouthSideRyan]

"The jerk store called and....."

 

"I had sex with Josh Hancock's wife!"

[Tyrant]

There is no comeback.

 

He's proposed a standard of measure and so have you. You can reject his standard, but he's not going to agree to that, and the Cubs do lose by his standard.

 

I want to get drunk with you someday. I bet it's a riot.

[abuck1220]

you guys can get together and watch tv shows on his laptop.

[SeldomSeen]

Let's see we have a:

 

Yo momma joke

A Hee Haw marathon joke

Dead cardinals jokes

A "we're in first place [in April] so I can't hear you up here" joke

A "shoot him" joke

 

Wow. By far the best is the one showing the Cards about 800 GB in the all-time standings, but even that falls short.

 

Just tip your cap my friend. Kyle had it about right, there is no comeback til the Cubs win a ring.

Who's joking?

[Mike Aller]

Hm. I wont lie. He got you pretty good. As a neutral fan (actually I'd say I would definitely prefer the Cubs over the Cardinals) I'd have to say that all of the jokes in this thread suck compared to the one the OP was debating with. Although, oxymoran made me chuckle.

[imb]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/cardinals2.jpg

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/cardinals2.jpg

 

This is all kinds of awesome.

[The Voice of Reason]

Take away the World Series the Cardinals won when the talent level was severely diluted by the Depression (30, 31 and 34) and various wars - WWII (42 and 44), Vietnam (64 and 67) and the Iraq War (2006) and the Cardinals only have two legitimate World Series titles.

 

Same as the Cubs.

[imb]

the Iraq War (2006)

 

lol

[OleMissCub]

Take away the World Series the Cardinals won when the talent level was severely diluted by the Depression (30, 31 and 34) and various wars - WWII (42 and 44), Vietnam (64 and 67) and the Iraq War (2006) and the Cardinals only have two legitimate World Series titles.

 

dude, that post is ALL kinds of messed up. How did the Depression dilute talent? Vietnam? Iraq?? I must have missed the articles about the top prospects serving in the battle of Fallujah.

 

The only time talent was diluted because of an external circumstance was WWII.

[The Voice of Reason]

Take away the World Series the Cardinals won when the talent level was severely diluted by the Depression (30, 31 and 34) and various wars - WWII (42 and 44), Vietnam (64 and 67) and the Iraq War (2006) and the Cardinals only have two legitimate World Series titles.

 

dude, that post is ALL kinds of messed up. How did the Depression dilute talent? Vietnam? Iraq?? I must have missed the articles about the top prospects serving in the battle of Fallujah.

 

The only time talent was diluted because of an external circumstance was WWII.

 

It was a joke.

[OleMissCub]

 

It was a joke.

 

sure

[The Voice of Reason]

 

It was a joke.

 

sure

 

The Voice of Reason wrote:

the Iraq War (2006)

 

 

lol

 

Surely you're not admitting IMB got it and you didn't, are you?

[OleMissCub]

I figured he was laughing at you, not with you.

[Vanilla Ice]

how would that not have been a joke?

[OleMissCub]

how would that not have been a joke?

 

never know these days....

[SouthSideRyan]

how would that not have been a joke?

 

never know these days....

 

Stop, just admit it went over your head.

[OleMissCub]

how would that not have been a joke?

 

never know these days....

 

Stop, just admit it went over your head.

 

That's because it wasn't a joke.