Cub prospects in the news

[NOLA]

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2014/1/8/5288446/chicago-cubs-top-20-prospects-for-2014

Kris Bryant, 3B, Grade A: Should be a devastating power hitter, perhaps something like Ryan Braun crossed with Troy Glaus.

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[Guest]

what the hell does that even mean

 

Glaus is a pretty common comp for Bryant for a lot of reasons, so it's probably a line of thinking like "he's very much like Glaus but he's a little better pure hitter, what's a power hitter that's a real good hitter HEY Ryan Braun!"

[TruffleShuffle]

i'm fine with the braun comps as long as bryant stays off the juice and doesn't wear affliction t-shirts

[Hairyducked Idiot]

what the hell does that even mean

 

Glaus is a pretty common comp for Bryant for a lot of reasons, so it's probably a line of thinking like "he's very much like Glaus but he's a little better pure hitter, what's a power hitter that's a real good hitter HEY Ryan Braun!"

 

Don't forget the "all comps must be of same race" check.

[A New Era]

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2014/1/8/5288446/chicago-cubs-top-20-prospects-for-2014

Kris Bryant, 3B, Grade A: Should be a devastating power hitter, perhaps something like Ryan Braun crossed with Troy Glaus.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/o-face.gif

 

http://i.minus.com/ibjDWr2h2EtGhz.gif

 

This one is better, and where is that from?

[imb]

thats truffle

[Guest]

he's a really big 3b, he must be like Glaus.

[Sammy Sofa]

i'm fine with the braun comps as long as bryant stays off the juice and doesn't wear affliction t-shirts

 

He's an entitled white pro ball player with two horrible lacrosse player first names for his first AND last name.

 

I can't to see him be a monster to baseball, but the douche side is strong with this one.

[ctcf]

wow

[Guest]

i'm fine with the braun comps as long as bryant stays off the juice and doesn't wear affliction t-shirts

 

He's an entitled white pro ball player with two horrible lacrosse player first names for his first AND last name.

 

I can't to see him be a monster to baseball, but the douche side is strong with this one.

 

 

lol ok

 

 

seriously, though, that couldn't be further from the truth by ALL accounts.

Edited January 9, 2014 by David

[ConstableRabbit]

How exactly is he "entitled"?

[bukie]

i'm fine with the braun comps as long as bryant stays off the juice and doesn't wear affliction t-shirts

 

He's an entitled white pro ball player with two horrible lacrosse player first names for his first AND last name.

 

I can't to see him be a monster to baseball, but the douche side is strong with this one.

 

 

lol ok

 

 

seriously, though, that couldn't be further form the truth by ALL accounts.

Hey, N&G used cold hard facts to prove his theory, like the fact that his name sounds douchey and he's white. It's not like it's too far of a logical leap from there to assume he's also a douche.

[Sammy Sofa]

How exactly is he "entitled"?

 

White jock. Maybe he's white trash, in which case I rescind the "entitled" part.

 

Either way, I hope he's a douchebag; the best pro athletes usually are. Plus it's more entertaining, despite David's hurt feelings.

[Guest]

I work out at the same gym as the sister of a college teammate of Bryant's and she said Kris was easily the nicest guy on the team and a really good guy.

[sneakypower]

I work out at the same gym as the sister of a college teammate of Bryant's and she said Kris was easily the nicest guy on the team and a really good guy.

he's gonna suck

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[Guest]

How exactly is he "entitled"?

 

White jock. Maybe he's white trash, in which case I rescind the "entitled" part.

 

Either way, I hope he's a douchebag; the best pro athletes usually are. Plus it's more entertaining, despite David's hurt feelings.

 

It's the opposite of the truth, though. Pay attention more.

[Guest]

I hope Javy Baez is a really nice polite guy who doesn't do whatever the [expletive] he wants.

[Sammy Sofa]

How exactly is he "entitled"?

 

White jock. Maybe he's white trash, in which case I rescind the "entitled" part.

 

Either way, I hope he's a douchebag; the best pro athletes usually are. Plus it's more entertaining, despite David's hurt feelings.

 

It's the opposite of the truth, though. Pay attention more.

 

Guys like Pujols are the exception; most of the sports world's super stars are monsters. He needs to douche it up big time.

[A New Era]

Wow what's all this douche BS. I hope Bryant and Baez are nice to fans and extremely douchey to opposing pitchers. End of this.

[Guest]

How exactly is he "entitled"?

 

White jock. Maybe he's white trash, in which case I rescind the "entitled" part.

 

Either way, I hope he's a douchebag; the best pro athletes usually are. Plus it's more entertaining, despite David's hurt feelings.

 

It's the opposite of the truth, though. Pay attention more.

 

Guys like Pujols are the exception; most of the sports world's super stars are monsters. He needs to douche it up big time.

 

 

I'm not saying it's the opposite of the truth that the best athletes are douches. I'm saying I find what you said about Bryant funny because it's the complete and total opposite of the truth by just about any and every account.

[Sammy Sofa]

My Bryant is much more interesting.

[XZero771679666304]

My Bryant is much more interesting.

 

Don't worry, I'm sure Javy will be douche enough for the both of them.

[Sammy Sofa]

I don't want Bryant Sandberging the joint up behind the scenes. When Baez bangs his wife he better shut the [expletive] up.

[Sammy Sofa]

YES, DAVD, I KNOW HE'S NOT MARRIED.

[Guest]

Almora will probably be the one banging Bryant's wife.