Guys you wished were named

[Schwarber Fan]

Skip Schumaker? I thought he drove them INDY cars?

 

:lol: thanks, I needed to add a quote to my sig

[BigbadB]

Every crappy player that inexplicably became good when the joined the Cardinals 25 man roster.

 

And someone beat me to it with Joe Morgan.

 

Oh, and I don't need proof for Brady Anderson.

[Schwarber Fan]

AIM Convo: (not actual sns, NSBB names substituted)

 

Bixby: (6:56:18 PM): Mitchell is probably the biggest joke in baseball

Bixby: (6:56:20 PM): right now

Bixby: (6:56:26 PM): what a joke of a report that was

Bixby: (6:56:28 PM): u read any of it?

Aramis Fan: (6:54:55 PM): tl;dr

[SeldomSeen]

Eh, probably Pujols & Edmonds.

 

Maybe Prince. But in all fairness, Prince's "stuff" comes in a little cardboard box with Big Mac written on it moreso than a syringe.

 

I can see him putting a BM into a blender and stuffing it into a syringe.

 

BM means something totally different to me than it does to you.

Can we name swordsman poster of the year, already?

 

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/swingers.jpg

 

You're so money and don't even know it.

[Clem Fandango]

Kevin brown and his first ever 100 Million dollar contract wasn't enough for you?

 

Kevin Brown's name isn't sexy enough

[Bote McBoteface]

David Gritstein.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Eh, probably Pujols & Edmonds.

 

Maybe Prince. But in all fairness, Prince's "stuff" comes in a little cardboard box with Big Mac written on it moreso than a syringe.

 

I can see him putting a BM into a blender and stuffing it into a syringe.

 

BM means something totally different to me than it does to you.

Can we name swordsman poster of the year, already?

 

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/swingers.jpg

 

You're so money and don't even know it.

 

 

lol seconded

[minnesotacubsfan]

Joe Buck

[bubbycub]

whatever the name of that little ball Fox used to show pitches - Screwy(??)

[rawaction]

Having Kruk or another former player in the studio at the time the report was released would be great, but since they had advanced warning I'm sure they would find a way not to be there.

 

Would have been up there with Keyshawn Johnson on the NFL draft coverage when everyone knew he was about to get cut.

[imb]

What if Mitchell was on the list? What a conundrum would that be?

[cbbryan]

Augie Ojeda

[Guest]

Moises

[NCCubFan]

Mike Schmidt.

[cbbryan]

Bud Selig

[Bixby]

LaDanian Tomlinson, Ray Lewis, Wayne Gretzky, Ben Wallace, Lebron James, Sidney Crosby, Emmitt Smith, Jamal Lewis, Reggie Bush, and Michael Vick

[shnsajax]

LaDanian Tomlinson, Ray Lewis, Wayne Gretzky, Ben Wallace, Lebron James, Sidney Crosby, Emmitt Smith, Jamal Lewis, Reggie Bush, and Michael Vick

 

Reggie Bush's USC boosters have yet to buy him roids, otherwise he would be listed.

[USSoccer]

Moises

 

Still with the Moises hate?

[sneakypower]

ARod.

[Guest]

Moises

 

Still with the Moises hate?

It will never die.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Moises

 

Still with the Moises hate?

It will never die.

 

 

lol....

[SouthSideRyan]

Half the Carolina Panthers...oh wait.

[salukifudd]

whatever the name of that little ball Fox used to show pitches - Screwy(??)

 

Scooter, my buddies in college gave me that nickname because I hated that segment so much, it infuriated the hell out of me.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooter_(talking_baseball)

 

People I wanted to see on the list:

Johnny Damon

Matt Damon

Sammy, just so there would be some sort of proof and Roast wouldn't have to defend him anymore.

Edmonds, because he wears eyeliner.

Paul Konerko

Steve Garvey

Jeff Bagwell

Jeff Kent

Reggie "NightClub" Sanders

The Giles Brothers

Carlos Lee

Roy Hobbs

Matt Stairs

Roberto Alomar

Juan Cruz

[Guest]

I would have loved to see Derek Jeter on the list. Eckstein would have been good to see solely for comedy purposes.

[SouthSideRyan]

What did Matt Damon ever do to you?