Fox Sports: Ramirez SIGNS WITH CUBS!

[Outshined_One]

Odds are, if you tried to kick Hendry in the junk, your foot would get stuck in one of his many folds of lard. Your body would slowly get sucked in, much like quicksand.

[rawaction]

MSNBC reports sides are still talking, but Kinzer is not optimistic about a deal getting done before the deadline.

[USSoccer]

Ever sicne Hendry got divorced, he's been terrible at his job.

[Mark_R]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

To quote an old guy I once hung out with, "just a mud flap for his p*$$y".

 

:lol: It is getting Rouncy in here tonight.

 

At least for today mr. Disgruntled Cubs Fan, we can ALL be as Disgruntled as you.

 

For that, I am saddened.

 

Go Cubs (in 2106)

[USSoccer]

MSNBC reports sides are still talking, but Kinzer is not optimistic about a deal getting done before the deadline.

 

awesome. :protest:

[JWCUB]

MSNBC reports sides are still talking, but Kinzer is not optimistic about a deal getting done before the deadline.

 

HENDRY JUST DO IT!!!!!!

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

I laughed out loud.

Edited November 12, 2006 by CaliforniaRaisin

[sherwood921]

I remember when I really liked Hendry in '03. He had gotten us Ramirez and Nomar and seemed to be doing a good job of extending players that I liked. It seemed like he was doing a great job of keeping players happy and wanting to be here. Clearly, I was a wee bit wrong.

[KingCubsFan]

Dear Jim Hendry,

http://www.users.muohio.edu/rothkr/fdup.jpg

[Jazz]

I feel like going on a Lewis Black-eque tirade right now. Seriously, it would be the funniest thing to any cub fan ever, but also would make any fan feel even worse about their team.

 

do it. do it right fing now.

 

Alright, I'll do it as if I was actually a badass like Black and was on the Daily Show.

 

ahem

 

 

Today in Chicagoland, it is a very joyous day. No, Sammy Sosa hasn't resigned with our beloved Cubbies (yet..), but oh yes, YOU GUESSED IT!. We are finally free from that god awful salary eating whore of a thirdbase man, Aramis Ramirez. No more well we have to see him merely trot to 2nd base on another one his doubles into deep left, and only jog across the bases as he hits one of his 35+ homers. NO MORE!

 

Today in an interview, when asked about his recent success, Hendry had this to say. "Well you see, we offered him about as much as we would offer a premium 3-Bagger in today's market. Our highest paid player at the moment, Derrek Lee, who we feel is the best player since George Herman Ruth himself, and can even save us from losing even from the Disabled List without even bothering to find a suitable replacement, was not even given a salary as competitive as the one we game Aram. Also on another note, regarding Ramirez's name. Man won't that be nice not having to spell out that god awfully strange name anymore. Thats why we are trying to find a good guy with a nice, short, one syllable name. Remember Ron Coomer. Now THAT's a 3rd Baseman's name!"

 

Ramirez, as many analyst's remember, was offered an opt out clause 2 year's ago when he signed his contract, an option that Hendry, being the NICE GUY he is, placed on the contract out his own free will. MAYBE, it was that masochistic devil inside of himself that got him to sign Neifi "Heysoose" Perez to a 2 year extension. This was the opt out clause he used to escape from the bottomless pit that is the Cubs, and be able to ex cerise the right to join a team who's fans that remember their last World Series victory aren't on life support. Don't worry Old Granny Edna! You'll always be able to the kids of when the Cubs didn't crush your dreams to the little ones for AGES!

BUT DONT WORRY, there is a silver lining to this cloud. Oh yes, when the news of Ramirez's decision to test Free Agent waters, the little hearts of boys of Chucktown jumped with glee. OH YES JOHNNY, maybe some day you'll now get a chance to start at the hot corner for the CUBS. WHIPPIE!!

Yes Johnny, thats right. But watch out. That Cubs farm system is brutal. If by some chance you are actually drafted, and make it into Rookie Ball, the demons of the Cubs Minor League coaching staff will try as hard as they can to preach you old outdated laurels like how NOT to clog up the bases with silly mindless walks, and how to bunt your way into oblivion. And if you do survive the Minors, and Maybe by some SHEAR stroke of luck, you actually get some playing time from Freddie Bynum Jr. the III, then with some luck, you can be the next shining star at 3rd.

 

Jon, [look over smiling to the left]

[Soriano12]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

To quote an old guy I once hung out with, "just a mud flap for his p*$$y".

 

:lol: It is getting Rouncy in here tonight.

 

At least for today mr. Disgruntled Cubs Fan, we can ALL be as Disgruntled as you.

 

For that, I am saddened.

 

Go Cubs (in 2106)

 

I'm just glad everyone is uniting against the Hendry Administration.

 

Sometimes it has to hit rock bottom before it gets better.

[rawaction]

I know everyone is upset, but the board rules still are that ****'s are not allowed to take the place of letters in inappropriate words. Just don't type them.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

**** ******** ******* ******

[Neuby]

If this doesn't get done I can not name a time where I was more disgusted to be a Cubs Fan and the Tribune ,Hendry, Mcdoughn can go .... I Leave it at that until its offical.

[USSoccer]

**** ******** ******* ******

 

that avatar is hilarious.

[rawaction]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

To quote an old guy I once hung out with, "just a mud flap for his ".

 

:lol: It is getting Rouncy in here tonight.

 

At least for today mr. Disgruntled Cubs Fan, we can ALL be as Disgruntled as you.

 

For that, I am saddened.

 

Go Cubs (in 2106)

 

I'm just glad everyone is uniting against the Hendry Administration.

 

Sometimes it has to hit rock bottom before it gets better.

 

It's just now hitting rock bottom?

[Soriano12]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

To quote an old guy I once hung out with, "just a mud flap for his ".

 

:lol: It is getting Rouncy in here tonight.

 

At least for today mr. Disgruntled Cubs Fan, we can ALL be as Disgruntled as you.

 

For that, I am saddened.

 

Go Cubs (in 2106)

 

I'm just glad everyone is uniting against the Hendry Administration.

 

Sometimes it has to hit rock bottom before it gets better.

 

It's just now hitting rock bottom?

 

No. Rock Bottom will be when Hendry uses Aram's money on 3 worthless players.

[Outshined_One]

I know everyone is upset, but the board rules still are that ****'s are not allowed to take the place of letters in inappropriate words. Just don't type them.

 

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There, try determining what I just said. :P

[JeffH]

I know everyone is upset, but the board rules still are that ****'s are not allowed to take the place of letters in inappropriate words. Just don't type them.

 

Thank you for the edit.

[USSoccer]

37 more minutes til the excuses officially begin.

[Mark_R]

I personally think the board should go away from its "family friendly" parameters this evening to emphasize how truly pissed we are at this.

 

We shouldn't be tamed in a time where things appear to be their bleakest.

Edited November 12, 2006 by Mark_R

[Yeti]

Bruce Miles - There's $500 in it for you if, the next time you see Hendry, you kick him as hard as you can in the balls.

 

Nothing there to kick.

 

To quote an old guy I once hung out with, "just a mud flap for his ".

 

:lol: It is getting Rouncy in here tonight.

 

At least for today mr. Disgruntled Cubs Fan, we can ALL be as Disgruntled as you.

 

For that, I am saddened.

 

Go Cubs (in 2106)

 

I'm just glad everyone is uniting against the Hendry Administration.

 

Sometimes it has to hit rock bottom before it gets better.

 

It's just now hitting rock bottom?

i fully expect things to get worse b4 they get better

[Outshined_One]

i fully expect things to get worse b4 they get better

 

Things were once good?

[rawaction]

BTW, did anyone notice in the Rosenthal article it said the Cubs were looking at Soriano for LF or CF, and they would likely sign or trade for another player to fill the other spot.

 

Did Matt Murton die? Hopefully, Rosey doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Careless]

i fully expect things to get worse b4 they get better

When you're really drunk and angry you type "b4"?