Juan Pierre's Nickname

[Big Fergie J]

My apologies if this topic has already been discussed but has NSBB come up with a consensus nickname for our new leadoff man.

 

I kinda like Slappy as a nickname for him but I believe more than a few BRS fans call A-Rod that amongst other things.

 

Just thot I would ask for some feedback.....thanks.

[goonys evil twin]

Arod is Slappy McSkirt.

 

Pierre is just plain old Slappy.

Or, Slappy Ste. Pierre,

[UBlink]

Or Slap Nasty

[soapy]

I prefer "Slap Nasty".

[Handlebar McSkullet]

I got a nickname... its Juan "please god keep hitting triples in your first ab's" Pierre

[frostwyrm]

I'd rather have a name that refers to his throwing. Slap hitters are common enough(Neif!) but Pierre's arm is a rare specimen.

 

Snail Mail(announcer: "ball is coming folks, please wait while Juan licks the stamp")

The Rag(for a rag-like arm)

The Leprechaun(because every time Juan throws you see a rainbow)

[goonys evil twin]

The Leprechaun(because every time Juan throws you see a rainbow)

 

Would that make the cutoff man the elusive pot of gold?

[Gunned]

I like "Lucky."

[CardsFanInChiTown]

"Slap Nasty" is awsome.

[frostwyrm]

The Leprechaun(because every time Juan throws you see a rainbow)

 

Would that make the cutoff man the elusive pot of gold?

 

Yes, good idea. When Pierre throws from deep CF the cutoff man should be referred to as "the pot of gold".

[frostwyrm]

Dorothy (announcer: be patient folks, the ball is coming from somewhere over the rainbow.)

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Slap Nasty is pretty good, his appearance just begs for "Smalls".

[bsucubsfan]

i just call him "JP" because i can't think of nicknames and watch him hit a 3 bagger at the same time

[JC]

Based on his throws from center, its hard not to just stop at Wanda.

 

Otherwise, I prefer, "Keeping the seat warm for Felix".

[imb]

juan "robes"pierre.

 

i think frostwyrm coined that one and as far as i know, nothing else has come close.

[Jehrico]

I like bags, which describes how his uniform looks when he wears it. Could also refer to his penchant for swiping bags.

[Andy]

I like Slap Nasty with Slappy for short.

 

Note: I used to call Murton "Leprechaun" but after a hilarious comment in yesterday's game thread, I nominate The Big Murt for him.

[Mizzou]

I call him JP.

[Hatman]

I'd rather have a name that refers to his throwing. Slap hitters are common enough(Neif!) but Pierre's arm is a rare specimen.

 

Snail Mail(announcer: "ball is coming folks, please wait while Juan licks the stamp")

The Rag(for a rag-like arm)

The Leprechaun(because every time Juan throws you see a rainbow)

 

You'd rather have One Dogs cannon arm back?

[Big Fergie J]

juan "robes"pierre.

 

i think frostwyrm coined that one and as far as i know, nothing else has come close.

 

Damn, that is a classic

 

Wish I had come with that one.

[soccer10k]

My apologies if this topic has already been discussed but has NSBB come up with a consensus nickname for our new leadoff man.

 

I kinda like Slappy as a nickname for him but I believe more than a few BRS fans call A-Rod that amongst other things.

 

Just thot I would ask for some feedback.....thanks.

 

Most Red Sox fans refer to ARod with names that would not be welcome on this board. If they do call him Slappy you can be sure that there is some profanity surrounding that. I personally like Slap Nasty.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

juan "robes"pierre.

 

i think frostwyrm coined that one and as far as i know, nothing else has come close.

 

Damn, that is a classic

 

Wish I had come with that one.

 

OK, I'll admit it. I don't get it.

[Derwood]

I call him Juan Pierre

[Coach C]

As for the bunting thing that Pierre has done, I'd refer him to "Bunty" or something.

[ConstableRabbit]

I'm sticking with "Bastille LeSteal"