Guess what an idiot with a sports betting app did this time?

[Brian707]

1 hour ago, mul21 said:

While I was drunk on Saturday night I placed a 10 leg college basketball parlay and actually hit it.  It was all really good odds so my $10 bet only paid like $36 but it was fun to wake up Sunday morning and start following it while the games were happening.

[Sammy Sofa]

Prediction Markets Are Betting On A Grim Future | Defector

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

 

[Brian707]

What is everyone betting on the Super Bowl? I was pretty confident in the Eagles last year but this one i feel Seattle wins but laying  -4.5 is tough.  It might be low scoring so maybe under 45.5.

Also,  the important bets. Coin toss and Gatorade color poured on winning coach? Lol

 

[17 Seconds]

On 2/4/2026 at 10:02 AM, JudasIscariotTheBird said:

 

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Rules/laws don't mean horsefeathers anymore.

Might as well just put Adam Silver in a dunk tank before each game.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

2 hours ago, Brian707 said:

What is everyone betting on the Super Bowl? I was pretty confident in the Eagles last year but this one i feel Seattle wins but laying  -4.5 is tough.  It might be low scoring so maybe under 45.5.

Also,  the important bets. Coin toss and Gatorade color poured on winning coach? Lol

 

I might make some hedgy bets if I see something that makes sense. Diggs and Henderson yardage and TD props and stuff like that. 

[Soul]

Can you bet on the Puppy Bowl?

[javy knows my name]

You guys seem to have mistaken this for the Earnest Gambling Discussion thread. This is the thread where we mock gambling.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

4 hours ago, javy knows my name said:

You guys seem to have mistaken this for the Earnest Gambling Discussion thread. This is the thread where we mock gambling.

I'm willing to wager we can fit both here. 

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

JSN concussion (and Darnold missing him on two TDs) really hurt me. I had the highest scoring team with JSN on it, but that was my only good for 5th. Feels weird winning 25k and it's a letdown. 

[soccer10k]

7 minutes ago, JudasIscariotTheBird said:

JSN concussion (and Darnold missing him on two TDs) really hurt me. I had the highest scoring team with JSN on it, but that was my only good for 5th. Feels weird winning 25k and it's a letdown. 

When you're leading going into the week and have a realistic shot at 6 figures, it makes sense to be a bit disappointed with 25k.

[Brian707]

6 hours ago, JudasIscariotTheBird said:

JSN concussion (and Darnold missing him on two TDs) really hurt me. I had the highest scoring team with JSN on it, but that was my only good for 5th. Feels weird winning 25k and it's a letdown. 

Yeah especially that one near the beginning that would have been an 80ish yard TD

[mul21]

That damn holding penalty screwed my Seattle money line/Stevenson TD/Walker TD parlay.  Bastards.  I did cash my Seattle to win bet I placed after they beat the 49ers at least and that was reasonably profitable.

[javy knows my name]

Boy I hate this

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

On 2/9/2026 at 2:08 PM, javy knows my name said:

Boy I hate this

Is this a bit?  This began as a sincere gambling thread.  If you can't tolerate it, make a new one or something?

[Brian707]

On 2/9/2026 at 3:08 PM, javy knows my name said:

Boy I hate this

[Outshined_One]

Oh goody, more signs of end stage capitalism.