9/30 Marlins (Alcantara) at Cubs (Hendricks) 1:00 CT ABC

[minnesotacubsfan]

its either the candy corn or the cubs offense or both but I feel like horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

What happened to angry KB?

 

He sucks just as much as weird Mormon robot KB.

[CubinNY]

The offense is so horsefeathering bad.

[SpongeWorthy]

can someone figure out what we slash in the playoffs as a team in the theo era

 

i feel like hurting myself

[CubinNY]

That's one way to win, hurt all their good hitters.

[17 Seconds]

cards already tripled our runs 5 batters in

[17 Seconds]

cards already tripled our runs 5 batters in

[Cubswin11]

can someone figure out what we slash in the playoffs as a team in the theo era

 

i feel like hurting myself

2015-2017 had to be pretty decent, I’d assume. At least in regards to how offenses do in the playoffs.

[abuck1220]

cubs are like barely above .500 under theo

[Andy]

 

yu may have pitched 7 scoreless, because he is better. also doesn't yu starting game 2 mean he wouldn't have been able to start the nlds until game 2?

 

it doesn't really matter, but there was absolutely no reason for it. it's a stupid ass galaxy brain move by ross.

 

if you have a cy young winner and he's rested and healthy, you start him first.

 

None this matters if the Cubs didnt have the absolute worst offense I've ever seen from a playoff team ever.

 

true, but i can't think of one single reason not to start darvish in game one. seems like a dumb manager trying to be smart. reminds me of joe, actually.

Joe started our best pitcher first in every playoff series he managed, including when Hendricks was the best and Lester was still pretty good in 17 and it was kind of a tough call to make.

[CubinNY]

Coomer with a good point about the DHers only being 7 innings and helping Miami and the Cardinals.

[squally1313]

Bottom of the ninth is a good time to say "wow, no fans, looks like a scrimmage"

[squally1313]

I guess 114 wRC against righties David Bote just...needed the day off?

[Irrelevant Dude]

Really went out with a bang there.

[17 Seconds]

kintzler closing it out is a nice chef's kiss moment

[Cubswin11]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This window is slamming so hard you’d think we were in Pittsburgh

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Last 7 playoff games offense

2017 NLCS

G1-2 run homer

2-Solo homer

3-Solo homer

4-3 Solo homers

5-Solo homer

 

18 WC Game

G1-RBI Double

 

20 WC Round

G1-Solo homer

 

1 run 5 times

1 runs 1 time

3 runs 1 time

 

Manufactured a run 1 time in the last 7 playoff games. We used all of our luck in Game 5 of the nlds.

[UMFan83]

We used all of our luck in Game 5 of the nlds.

 

And you know what, if that's true it was horsefeathering worth it

[UMFan83]

4 whole hits today. I'd say that's disappointing but that's basically our average output per game over the last few weeks.

[17 Seconds]

We used all of our luck in Game 5 of the nlds.

 

And you know what, if that's true it was horsefeathering worth it

 

i think he meant the nlds against the nats

[17 Seconds]

i'm already past the anger and am now just feeling relief that this didn't happen against the brewers or cards or something. losing to the marlins is alright. it properly embarrasses the organization, and we don't have to worry about their fans being annoying about it. cubs get to just slink out in the first round quietly.

[Cubswin11]

Things I believe. David Ross is a moron, the offense has been bad and inconsistent (it’s not “this” bad), Yu Darvish is gonna horsefeathers tomorrow and we are getting a Game 3 and BDJ will do well enough for them to win the series.

[soccer10k]

Things I believe. David Ross is a moron, the offense has been bad and inconsistent (it’s not “this” bad), Yu Darvish is gonna horsefeathers tomorrow and we are getting a Game 3 and BDJ will do well enough for them to win the series.

 

Jon will do well enough until Ross leaves him in too long and costs us another game.

[UMFan83]

We used all of our luck in Game 5 of the nlds.

 

And you know what, if that's true it was horsefeathering worth it

 

i think he meant the nlds against the nats

 

Duh, and the one I was thinking of was not even a G5. That was slightly less worth it but the luck was probably better placed. This team wouldnt know what to do with luck