6/25 Corbs (Underhill) at Dodgers (Maeda) 9:10 CDT ESPN

[squally1313]

This is almost definitely a ‘in reality every team does this’ but it seems like we have at least one bench guy/bullpen arm active but unavailable pretty much every game.

[Old Style]

Addy going to bunt into a DP here?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

This will be so exciting to see how they horsefeathers this up.

[gobigred]

For real rally?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK, Addy, now prove that man right.

[Cubswin11]

KB must be really fucked up if he’s behind Russell who has a finger injury himself

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I think a lot of Dodgers pitched yesterday, including 20 for Jansen.

[BigSlick]

Don’t believe this. They have zero percentage chance of scoring a run

[gobigred]

Squeeze?

[Old Style]

Can I get a wild pitch here, pls?

[Old Style]

horsefeathers this horsefeathers. I’m going to bed.

[UMFan83]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cubswin11]

Awful

[gobigred]

Yep

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Get horsefeathering real

[TMan92]

This team blows

[r_mack]

Of course

[ScrubMD]

DFA everyone

[NotSoSober]

Entire team is worthless

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The most exciting part of that was we got two hits to start the inning and the pitcher still only threw 10 pitches.

[BigSlick]

Lmao lmao lmao

 

Come on y’all I’m trying my best to reverse jinx you

[BigSlick]

This isn’t even miserable in the correct way: it’s too predictable

[Cubswin11]

Slowest CF, leadoff hitter of all time

[Derwood]

Almora is sloooooowwww

[Andy]

That was so predictable.

 

Thank God we fired our sell out for power hitting coach so we could be every bit as horsefeathering terrible in key spots but with no power.