6/25 Corbs (Underhill) at Dodgers (Maeda) 9:10 CDT ESPN

[Gilby]

This is the worst great offense ever

[PackLandVA]

Boy, if only KB were in the lineup. Then the cubs would only have two hits.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The Cubs suck and are really boring, but I only ever asked and wanted to see them win one World Series. I can’t complain now, other than I suppose I could have asked for three.

[ScrubMD]

[MAEDA, KENTA] has actually looked really good today. He’s throwing fastballs as well as other pitches. Not much you can do when someone like [MAEDA, KENTA] is on.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

That would be so much more exciting until you realize losing 2-0 is no worse than 1-0.

[BigSlick]

The Cubs are definitely 100% gonna get shut out, huh

[PackLandVA]

So there was the Shawon-o-Meter a few decades back. Can someone do the Projected-Win-Total-o-Meter or maybe the fWAR-o-Meter or some other [insert random sabermetric showing Cubs offensive or team prowess]-o-Meter after each remaining game on this road trip??

 

Maybe even take it all the way to the ASB.

 

Thanks!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

[MAEDA, KENTA] has actually looked really good today. He’s throwing fastballs as well as other pitches. Not much you can do when someone like [MAEDA, KENTA] is on.

 

I don’t like that you can keep doing this, but I do find it painfully funny.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The Cubs are definitely 100% gonna get shut out, huh

 

Hey! You aren’t supposed to be paying attention!

 

Just kidding. This is far worse punishment for you.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So there was the Shawon-o-Meter a few decades back. Can someone do the Projected-Win-Total-o-Meter or maybe the fWAR-o-Meter or some other [insert random sabermetric showing Cubs offensive or team prowess]-o-Meter after each remaining game on this road trip??

 

Maybe even take it all the way to the ASB.

 

Thanks!

 

I think over the last week I’ve seen that we were on a 97-win pace, then a 92 and now 90. It’s getting scary out there.

[gobigred]

Give baez take signs he couldn't hit those with a boat oar

[Derwood]

So if Bryant, Rizzo and Baez are all ass at the same time, does our 92 win pace or whatever matter?

[Cubswin11]

So if Bryant, Rizzo and Baez are all ass at the same time, does our 92 win pace or whatever matter?

Baez doesn’t belong in the same sentence as those 2

[NotSoSober]

Well if we're gonna look like horsefeathers as a whole at least we an get a chuckle out of Baez. Awful, even for him

[gobigred]

If the Cubs get 3 runs all series I will be shocked

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I really do hate when Len and JD speak well of the other pitcher, as if it’s actually anything he’s doing and not a daily occurrence for this broken offense.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So if Bryant, Rizzo and Baez are all ass at the same time, does our 92 win pace or whatever matter?

Baez doesn’t belong in the same sentence as those 2

 

Replace with Willy?

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Maeda celebrating like he’s shutting down the Oct 16 Cubs, when it’s just the June 18 Cubs.

[r_mack]

Maeda celebrating like he’s shutting down the Oct 16 Cubs, when it’s just the June 18 Cubs.

Yeah, please don't celebrate. Only Baez is allowed to do that.

[ScrubMD]

I really do hate when Len and JD speak well of the other pitcher, as if it’s actually anything he’s doing and not a daily occurrence for this broken offense.

 

The Cubs have faced really really really really really really really really really good pitching every day for the past month.

[Cubswin11]

So if Bryant, Rizzo and Baez are all ass at the same time, does our 92 win pace or whatever matter?

Baez doesn’t belong in the same sentence as those 2

 

Replace with Willy?

Baez is like the 5th or 6th best offensive player on this team and the team has shown he can be ass and this team be fine even when he’s hitting like 7th. Not having our two 4-6+ WAR anchors hitting at the same time is far more to overcome.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

good job AAAA crew, 7 IP 1 R is nothing to be ashamed of

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Well, our Triple A pitching kept us in the game tonight. Unfortunately, our Triple A offense did not.

[squally1313]

I don’t know who this dodgers pitcher is but I assumed it would be someone a lot better so this seems like an opportune time to put a ball, or even multiple balls over the fence.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Come on Addy, prove Cubswin11 was right to defend you all this time.

 

ETA: whenever you bat, cause it’s not now.