Jake Arrieta went to Seattle.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Bobson Dugnutt]

damn. jakerolled.

[Sammy Sofa]

That grunge look is so hot these days, donchanow.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Wooop looking forward to this

[Post Count Padder]

I don't see Seal Boy in any of those photos. Trouble in paradise?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I don't see Seal Boy in any of those photos. Trouble in paradise?

poor fella probably got accidentally sold at the public market

[shnsajax]

Wife and her family are all Mariners family from Olympia, so I wouldn't mind seeing this happen. Plus he will kill it at Safeco.

[Sammys Boombox]

Yesterday I was providing tech support over the phone for the controls for the roof at Safeco.

[David]

Yesterday I was providing tech support over the phone for the controls for the roof at Safeco.

 

[jersey cubs fan]

I don't see Seal Boy in any of those photos. Trouble in paradise?

poor fella probably got accidentally sold at the public market

He swam back upstream

[Brian]

Tommy is going to be so lonely this season : (

[jumbo]

is that two lastellas in that picture?

[CyHawk_Cub]

Tommy is going to be so lonely this season : (

 

It'll be heartwarming when Sealboy leaps out of the luggage and into Jake's arms at the M's spring training facility.

[imb]

*extremely high-pitched voice* "yall motherfuckers thought this was over?"

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I feel like we’re ignoring that jake is married to a dude

[JennieGarthAlgar]

I feel like we’re ignoring that jake is married to Lady Elaine Fairchilde

 

ftfy

[CubinNY]

I feel like we’re ignoring that jake is married to Lady Elaine Fairchilde

 

ftfy

That is horsefeathering funny

[jersey cubs fan]

He's not gonna pork her Russ

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Bruce Levine says the Cubs have 'renewed interest' in Arrieta: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/01/02/cubs-2018-needs-additions-arrieta-darvish-cobb-yelich/

 

I'm going to interpret that interest(from Levine especially) as mild pressure for Darvish to make a decision already.

[David]

Bruce Levine says the Cubs have 'renewed interest' in Arrieta: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/01/02/cubs-2018-needs-additions-arrieta-darvish-cobb-yelich/

 

I'm going to interpret that interest(from Levine especially) as mild pressure for Darvish to make a decision already.

 

that is so that that this should be posted in the darvish thread

[Cubswin11]

I’d agree this is to get Darvish (or maybe Cobb) to move but if Jake wants to do the Dexter 2 year deal with a opt out after this year, like 2/42 with 19ish this year and a $6 mil buyout, I’d be cool with that.

[Banedon]

Maybe Jake is finding the market isn't what he thought?

[Cubswin11]

Maybe Seal Boy is really a Theo secret agent and has infiltrated the Arrieta family to make sure Theo doesn’t spend a penny more than needed

[Sammy Sofa]

I feel like we’re ignoring that jake is married to a dude

 

Because he's more seal now than man.

[David]

I’d agree this is to get Darvish (or maybe Cobb) to move but if Jake wants to do the Dexter 2 year deal with a opt out after this year, like 2/42 with 19ish this year and a $6 mil buyout, I’d be cool with that.

 

i know this isn't the dexter deal you were referring to but man this just made me think of how dexter surprised re-upped with us in 16 and how horsefeathering cool that was