4/19 Brewers (Milone) @ World Champion Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 WGN

[Andy]

What you saw tonight was the awakening of a beast that had been in hibernation. Now the hour of Milwaukee's discontent is upon them. Brutal evisceration is all they have to look forward to as the resurgent Cubs offense continues their journey back to ultimate power. Tommy Milone, someone I did not know was still being paid to pitch in baseball games, likely senses his impending doom at the hands of Kris Bryant and Albert Almora, both of whom are readying their dongs for battle. But he is either too proud or too foolish to make the life-preserving decision to run away.

 

Unleash more dongs.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Last year's Doom Phase lasted, like, a month. This time it lasted 4 days. We are going to win 110 games.

[JasonMath]

That win felt great last night! Let's get another one!

 

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[UMFan83]

#wearegoodagain

[Sammy Sofa]

14-game skid averted; 14-game streak engaged.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

cobs in the party room

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

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[imb]

dat outfield

[Sammy Sofa]

Me likee.

[Cubswin11]

I like how that's our like C lineup and we still have at least 4 likely 4+ WAR position players

[jersey cubs fan]

dat outfield

wasted with the ace on the mound, imo

[Ding Dong Johnson]

well that's a weird lineup

[David]

i honestly kind of forgot scissors was around

[UMFan83]

I was wondering when scissors would get a start. Figured he would get one sooner than later, and Joe loves to give vets a day off before a day off.

[Liam Neeson]

Scizzors was given the start because he found out that his second cousin twice removed might be coming down with the spring flu and he will ask to be placed on the bereavement list in a few days.

[Bote McBoteface]

La Stealla must be kind of annoyed that he isnt even in the C lineup.

[jersey cubs fan]

La Stealla must be kind of annoyed that he isnt even in the C lineup.

he's on the bereavement list

[sneakypower]

3 all-stars sitting on the bench, and a future HR king and we're all still barely bothered by the lineup

[UMFan83]

 

"Alright which one of you has a dying relative?"

[Bote McBoteface]

La Stealla must be kind of annoyed that he isnt even in the C lineup.

he's on the bereavement list

 

Ohhhh.....right. Oops.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

 

"Alright which one of you has a dying relative?"

 

 

The rest of the bullpen looks jealously at Strop.

[David]

This game gonna get played?

[sneakypower]

 

"Alright which one of you has a dying relative?"

 

 

The rest of the bullpen looks jealously at Strop.

lmao this is beautiful

[imb]

I was wondering when scissors would get a start. Figured he would get one sooner than later, and Joe loves to give vets a day off before a day off.

 

Gotta get Szczur's bat in the lineup. Literally just the bat. He said Rizzo couldn't use the bat unless he got to start in the outfield. We just want the bat though. Just give us the bat, Matt.

[Brian707]

This game gonna get played?

 

 

Looks clear around 3:30