The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[Perd]

Bernstei is the first person I I remember mentioning the Cubs having interest in Brandon Morrow. So he has some cridibikty, here

[WrigleyField 22]

ABORT, ABORT: BRYCE HARPER TRIED TO RUIN PIZZA BY EATING PIZZA WITH DAVE PORTNOY.

 

 

Machado also apparently got into the best shape of his life by CUTTING OUT PIZZA ALTOGETHER.

 

Clearly PTR was doing us a favor by crying poor to avoid these anti-pizza monsters.

Not nearly enough cheese and Marinara on that pizza. Will you even have a stomach ache at the end?

[Cubs Fan Dan]

Bernstei is the first person I I remember mentioning the Cubs having interest in Brandon Morrow. So he has some cridibikty, here

 

He is not a guy that floats a lot of rumors either way... but yes he did say they had interest in Morrow last year. My guesss is if a meeting happened this weekend he got wind of it.

[ConstableRabbit]

Lester has been on Just One Bite or whatever it's called and he and pizza are both fine.

[stitchface]

I think I definitely need to be following Charles the Cat on twitter.

 

Also, Glen Ellyn Snow Flurry Weevils.

 

Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.

 

Glen Ellyn Smoke Ferrets

[Sammy Sofa]

cridibikty

 

Isn't that his catchphrase?

[Cubswin11]

[badger]

Hope is a terrible awful thing.

[Brian]

[minnesotacubsfan]

Hope is a terrible awful thing.

 

then abandon it. think of it as a financial investment. Does it make financial sense to sign a generational talent to an unbelievably high salary with the payoff being extra ticket and merchandise sales (playoffs, WS runs)?

 

horsefeathers it, it doesn't matter. we get him or Ricketts is a jerk

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

I think I definitely need to be following Charles the Cat on twitter.

 

Also, Glen Ellyn Snow Flurry Weevils.

 

Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.

 

Ha, that's great! Me too, my parents still live there, for now.

 

And I work in Elmhurst (actually Berkeley, but whatever) so the circle is complete!

 

I grew up in Glen Ellyn. Went to HS at Glenbard South and Cod. Lived right down the street from there. Mkved to Austin like 9 years ago though. Still have some family that lives there though.

[BigbadB]

i had little caesers today for the first time in probably 25 years and it was perfectly good, especially the pepperoni

 

Somebody told me they have a thin crust pizza now. I've never been huge fan of pan, thick or deep dish. Thin crust is where it's at. I might have $6 laying around to give it a try.

[The_Achiever]

3 Glen Ellyn posters, very nice!

 

Come to Maize & Mash on Black Wednesday, I'll be at the bar having an Old Fashioned.

[Tedward]

 

Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.

 

Ha, that's great! Me too, my parents still live there, for now.

 

And I work in Elmhurst (actually Berkeley, but whatever) so the circle is complete!

 

I grew up in Glen Ellyn. Went to HS at Glenbard South and Cod. Lived right down the street from there. Mkved to Austin like 9 years ago though. Still have some family that lives there though.

 

Geez, another Glen Ellyn'r cool. Me too... it's been awhile, but I went to Hadley, and did FR/SO years at Glenbard West before the move Eastward in the mid 80's. I lived right near the park that's across from the HS. My only regret is that Portillo's didn't become really popular until after I moved away. Great memories ...

[Sammy Sofa]

Billy Williams lived for decades in GE....heck, he might still be there.

[jersey cubs fan]

Billy Williams lived for decades in GE....heck, he might still be there.

I saw a picture with him and his grandsons and I think he was living in Mount Pleasant...

[Sammy Sofa]

Well, he moved to GE in 1980, and was there as late as 2010.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Well, he moved to GE in 1980, and was there as late as 2010.

 

Yeah he lived a couple blocks from where I use to live I should have tried to talk to him but I never actually met him.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

[jersey cubs fan]

 

 

Well see, a human woman has mammary glands, known as breasts, or more colloquially tatas, mammar jammers, honkers, or even mounds, aka small mountains. The rest I think you are familiar with.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

[imb]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

jesus christ derwood

[jersey cubs fan]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cubs+twitter+billy+Williams

[minnesotacubsfan]

Eh, I’m with sofa on this one. There was definitely some information not transpired in the joke.

 

 

Lets het back to pizza and Bryce