9/6 Super Cubs (Hammel) @ Brewers (Peralta) 7:10 PM CT CSN

[cubscott34]

Super Cubs toyed with the Brewers for 6 innings before crushing them like a bug. The crushing continues in game two as the Super Cubs send Jason Hammel to the mound.

 

 

He'll be going against this bum:

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/80/files/2015/10/wily-peralta-mlb-cincinnati-reds-milwaukee-brewers.jpg

 

And to put context to these pictures, that's Peralta looking to the sky why he silently wonders how he's ever going to get out our lineup of dongmasters. Meanwhile Hammel is letting the Brewers and everyone else know that "Yeah, I AM all THAT and a bag of chips" as he dominates their weak lineup once again.

 

Cubs roll to another RD game... 8-2 as Rizzo, Bryant and Heyward all hit dongs.

 

Go Cubs!!!

 

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

:flythew: :flythew:

[TruffleShuffle]

cape cod chips are delicious.

[Banedon]

I swear it seems like Hammel is pitching every other day right now.

[Banedon]

He hasn't pitched in a week? What is wrong with my brain?

[Sammy Sofa]

I swear it seems like Hammel is pitching every other day right now.

 

Yuuuuup. I feel like someone is just horsefeathering with us now.

[bukie]

If the Cubs win today, it'll be the first time since 1930 that they won 90 games in back to back seasons.

[Omar]

Cubs v. Peralta

Name               PA  AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Anthony Rizzo      33  28 14  3  0  5  11  4  3  .500  .576 1.143 1.719  0  0   0   1         0
Jason Heyward      20  19  6  2  0  0   0  1  1  .316  .350  .421  .771  0  0   0   0         1
Chris Coghlan      13  11  2  0  0  0   0  2  1  .182  .308  .182  .490  0  0   0   0         0
Dexter Fowler      13  11  3  1  0  0   2  1  2  .273  .385  .364  .748  0  0   0   1         0
Miguel Montero     12  11  4  0  0  1   2  1  3  .364  .417  .636 1.053  0  0   0   0         0
Jason Hammel        7   7  1  0  0  0   0  0  1  .143  .143  .143  .286  0  0   0   0         2
Javier Baez         6   6  0  0  0  0   0  0  1  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Kris Bryant         6   5  2  0  0  0   0  1  1  .400  .500  .400  .900  0  0   0   0         0
Jorge Soler         6   6  2  0  0  0   0  0  3  .333  .333  .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell     5   3  1  0  0  1   2  2  2  .333  .600 1.333 1.933  0  0   0   0         0
Kyle Hendricks      3   2  0  0  0  0   0  1  1  .000  .333  .000  .333  0  0   0   0         0
David Ross          3   2  1  1  0  0   0  1  1  .500  .667 1.000 1.667  0  0   0   0         0
Jon Lester          2   2  0  0  0  0   0  0  2  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Travis Wood         2   2  0  0  0  0   0  0  1  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Justin Grimm        1   1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Tommy La Stella     1   1  1  0  0  0   0  0  0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total             133 117 37  7  0  7  17 14 23  .316  .398  .556  .954  0  0   0   2         3
Has not faced: Willson Contreras, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, John Lackey, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Joe Smith and Rob Zastryzny

 

Brewers v. Hammel

Name                PA  AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ryan Braun          33  27  9  1  0  3   4  3  5 .333 .455 .704 1.158  0  0   0   3         0
Scooter Gennett     26  24  7  2  0  0   0  2  7 .292 .346 .375  .721  0  0   0   0         1
Chris Carter        14  13  2  1  0  1   1  1  7 .154 .214 .462  .676  0  0   0   0         0
Hernan Perez        12  11  4  1  0  0   1  1  2 .364 .417 .455  .871  0  0   0   0         0
Martin Maldonado    11  10  1  0  0  0   0  1  1 .100 .182 .100  .282  0  0   0   0         0
Kirk Nieuwenhuis    11   9  2  0  0  1   2  2  3 .222 .364 .556  .919  0  0   0   0         0
Jonathan Villar      9   8  0  0  0  0   0  1  3 .000 .111 .000  .111  0  0   0   0         0
Wily Peralta         6   6  0  0  0  0   0  0  3 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jimmy Nelson         5   4  1  1  0  0   0  0  3 .250 .250 .500  .750  1  0   0   0         0
Domingo Santana      3   3  1  0  0  0   1  0  1 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Keon Broxton         2   2  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Matt Garza           2   2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Junior Guerra        2   2  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Blaine Boyer         1   1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jhan Marinez         1   1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total              138 123 27  6  0  5   9 11 37 .220 .299 .390  .690  1  0   0   3         1
Has not faced: Orlando Arcia, Jake Elmore, Manny Pina and Yadiel Rivera & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Jacob Barnes, Michael Blazek, Tyler Cravy, Zach Davies, Corey Knebel, Ben Rowen, Rob Scahill, Brent Suter, Tyler Thornburg and Carlos Torres

[UMFan83]

Tracking relevant Cub teams through 137 games:

 

2016: 89-48

2015: 80-57

2008: 85-52

2007: 70-67

2004: 74-63

2003: 71-66

2001: 77-60

1998: 75-62

1989: 77-60

1984: 83-54

1969: 84-53

1945: 86-51

1938: 77-60

1935: 85-52

1932: 81-56

1929: 92-45

1910: 92-45

1908: 85-52

1907: 97-38

1906: 105-32

1966: 48-89 (worst Cubs team)

 

Recorded needed to win..

90: 1-24

95: 6-19

97: 8-17

98: 9-16

100: 11-14

103: 14-11

105: 16-9

110: 21-4

 

Current pace: 105-57

.500 rest of way: 102-60 (13-12) or 101-61 (12-13)

[Omar]

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks.

[UMFan83]

Per Maddon's radio show on 670, Russell and Bryant are resting today

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Which means everyone's favorite pastime, La Stella at 3rd base.

[Banedon]

Per Maddon's radio show on 670, Russell and Bryant are resting today

 

I kinda suspected Bryant might get a day.

[PackLandVA]

Seems like Russell gets days off quite often.

[Thusly Boned]

cape cod chips are delicious.

 

Especially the buffalo cheddar variety.

[Banedon]

Seems like Russell gets days off quite often.

 

He has lately, and I wonder if he's dealing with some kind of nagging small injury? Or if Joe just wants to get Baez some SS time.

[mikeyt34]

Per Maddon's radio show on 670, Russell and Bryant are resting today

 

Not to second guess Joe, but it's about time he rested Bryant. I wouldn't mind seeing him out of the line up tomorrow as well, then the off day on Thursday, that would give him a nice 3 day rest.

[jersey cubs fan]

Per Maddon's radio show on 670, Russell and Bryant are resting today

 

Not to second guess Joe, but it's about time he rested Bryant. I wouldn't mind seeing him out of the line up tomorrow as well, then the off day on Thursday, that would give him a nice 3 day rest.

and risk having Bryant fall off the wagon with all that downtime? No thanks

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Per Maddon's radio show on 670, Russell and Bryant are resting today

 

Not to second guess Joe, but it's about time he rested Bryant. I wouldn't mind seeing him out of the line up tomorrow as well, then the off day on Thursday, that would give him a nice 3 day rest.

and risk having Bryant fall off the wagon with all that downtime? No thanks

I think it's "on the wagon"

[jersey cubs fan]

 

Not to second guess Joe, but it's about time he rested Bryant. I wouldn't mind seeing him out of the line up tomorrow as well, then the off day on Thursday, that would give him a nice 3 day rest.

and risk having Bryant fall off the wagon with all that downtime? No thanks

I think it's "on the wagon"

you can't drink on a wagon it'd be too bumpy

[David]

they had smooth trails...what about the cumberland gap?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

what the hell do you know about wagons?

[Sammy Sofa]

what the hell do you know about wagons?

 

He's 40% wood-paneled station wagon.

[BigSlick]

those Cape Cod kettle chips with the sour cream and cheddar flavor is my jam

[Omar]

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Lays-Passport-Masala.jpg

 

all the way

[David]

those Cape Cod kettle chips with the sour cream and cheddar flavor is my jam

 

when i was a kid, i remember living off of sour cream and cheddar ruffles + pepsi while i played super nintendo. haven't had those in years.