8/22 Cubs (Lester) v. Padres (EJax), 9:10, CSN

[UMFan83]

Jaxon hasn't had his patented blow up inning yet and time is running out.

 

Cubs all still like him too much to beat him up too badly. For instance that's why they put Heyward back into the lineup.

 

Reverse jinx!!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

He's fixed!

[Careless]

Wow. lol

 

thank god that got the 3" past his glove

[BigSlick]

wait, what

[Schwarber Fan]

That's a home run. He wasn't getting it.

[NotSoSober]

He's fixed!

[TruffleShuffle]

Jaxon hasn't had his patented blow up inning yet and time is running out.

 

there it is.

[17 Seconds]

i don't believe what i just saw

[Transmogrified Tiger]

about 3% chance of Heyward retiring on the spot if that had been caught

[soccer10k]

Jaxon hasn't had his patented blow up inning yet and time is running out.

 

I think this qualifies.

 

Thank you, Jaxon!

[UMFan83]

Well Jaxon earned his paycheck today. Thanks bud!

[Sosa21MVP]

Towering blast, no doubt.

[Cubswin11]

Nice

[ScrubMD]

E Jax vs Heyward: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

[Careless]

about 3% chance of Heyward retiring on the spot if that had been caught

Joke works better with guys not owed $!65 million or whatever they'd have to show up for

[David]

pretty hilarious that he dongs after his sabbatical (granted, it's jaxon)

[Omar]

Never change, Edwin Jackson

[Cubswin11]

Edwin remembered where the majority of his paycheck is coming from that inning, thanks buddy

[Irrelevant Dude]

It's nice to see Heyward hit the ball hard, and in the air, but even when it looks like he absolutely crushes the ball it still BARELY clears the fence.

[Ski]

Good for you, Heyward. ^_^

[Careless]

E Jax vs Heyward: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

I know what you're trying to do, but it doesn't work

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Maybe that rest helped him out? Either way I am happy for Heyward there!

[David]

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[Liam Neeson]

We will look back on this night and remember Jaxons final gift.... He fixed Heyward

[Transmogrified Tiger]

about 3% chance of Heyward retiring on the spot if that had been caught

Joke works better with guys not owed $!65 million or whatever they'd have to show up for

 

Even if Heyward made the minimum, the odds of him retiring were a lot lower than 3%. Hence the very funny joke that we've made funnier with an explanation.