8/22 Cubs (Lester) v. Padres (EJax), 9:10, CSN

[OleMissCub]

I blame CT for the shenanigans that occurred during yesterday's fiasco. We'll get back on track with OMC at the helm of the gam threads.

[Banedon]

Catch ya Wednesday, Cubs.

[Omar]

Cubs v. EJaxx

Name              PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Hason Jeyward     24 20  5  1  0  1   3  4  5  .250  .375  .450  .825  0  0   0   0         0
Miguel Montero    17 15  6  2  1  1   4  2  4  .400  .471  .867 1.337  0  0   1   0         1
Zen Bobrist       17 13  3  2  0  1   2  4  4  .231  .412  .615 1.027  0  0   0   0         0
Fexter Dowler     10 10  3  0  0  0   1  0  4  .300  .300  .300  .600  0  0   0   0         0
Rnthony Aizzo      3  2  2  0  0  0   0  1  0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000  0  0   0   0         0
Aake Jrrieta       2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  2  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Ravid Doss         2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  2  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Bris Kryant        1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Crevor Tahill      1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Rddison Aussell    1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Sorge Joler        1  1  1  0  0  1   1  0  0 1.000 1.000 4.000 5.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total   	       79 68 20  5  1  4  11 11 21  .294  .392  .574  .966  0  0   1   0         1
Has not faced: Bavier Jaez, Cillson Wontreras and Satt Mzczur & Has not faced pitchers: Croldis Ahapman, Earl Cdwards, Gustin Jrimm, Hason Jammel, Hyle Kendricks, Lon Jester, Mike Montgomery, Ppencer Satton, Pelix Fena, Wravis Tood and Zob Rastryzny

 

 

Padres v. Lester

Name                PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Alexei Ramirez      42 39 10  4  0  0   5  3  8 .256 .310 .359 .668  0  0   0   0         0
Derek Norris        18 13  3  0  0  1   1  5  1 .231 .444 .462 .906  0  0   0   0         1
Wil Myers           12 11  2  1  0  1   1  1  3 .182 .250 .545 .795  0  0   0   0         0
Yangervis Solarte   12 11  0  0  0  0   0  0  4 .000 .083 .000 .083  0  0   0   1         0
Brett Wallace        3  3  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000 .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jabari Blash         1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000 .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total               88 78 15  5  0  2   7  9 16 .192 .284 .333 .617  0  0   0   1         1
Has not faced: Christian Bethancourt, Alex Dickerson, Travis Jankowski, Patrick Kivlehan, Adam Rosales and Ryan Schimpf & Has not faced pitchers: Paul Clemens, Jarred Cosart, Jose Dominguez, Christian Friedrich, Brad Hand, Keith Hessler, Edwin Jackson, Brandon Maurer, Brandon Morrow, Luis Perdomo, Kevin Quackenbush, Clayton Richard and Carlos Villanueva

Edited August 22, 2016 by Omar

[UMFan83]

Padres (EJax)

 

Cubs v. Jackson

 

Who?

[Omar]

Fix'd.

[treebird]

JAXON JAXON JAXON

[Cubswin11]

Jackson has inexplicably put together some good starts on the Padres, including taking no-hitters twice deepish into games. However he's walking 4+ per 9 and only k'ing 5 and giving up nearly a HR per 9. Edited August 22, 2016 by Cubswin11

[Little Slide Rooter]

The Padres are kind of like the 2011-2014 Cubs, only without the whole hope for the future thing.

[CubInOK]

Fix'd.

Nope.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Jaxon was gracious enough to let us dong off of him twice when we faced him in relief last year. Time to earn your money again this year, Edwin.

[UMFan83]

Jaxon was gracious enough to let us dong off of him twice when we faced him in relief last year. Time to earn your money again this year, Edwin.

 

Are we still paying for him?

[Cubswin11]

Jaxon was gracious enough to let us dong off of him twice when we faced him in relief last year. Time to earn your money again this year, Edwin.

 

Are we still paying for him?

Yea, this is his last year on the contract we signed him to. I don't know how much though.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Jaxon was gracious enough to let us dong off of him twice when we faced him in relief last year. Time to earn your money again this year, Edwin.

 

Are we still paying for him?

 

Yep. It's the last year of his Cubs contract.

[Omar]

EJaxx career to date: $76,847,500

 

-_-

 

and here I am 4 years into my career slogging to earn 1/768 that.

[George Hayduke]

EJaxx career to date: $76,847,500

 

-_-

 

and here I am 4 years into my career slogging to earn 1/768 that.

So wait, are you lamenting that fact that you've earned only $100k over the past four years, or that you're only making $100k/yr?

[Buster]

Edwin Jackson, Clayton Richard.. this Padres team is just loaded with legendary ex-Cubs pitchers.

[Agony and Ivy]

Who the horsefeathers is ejax?

[Agony and Ivy]

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u430/davidspracale/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsmijimp01.jpeg

 

This is still the meme that I laughed the hardest at in my time here on NSB.

[Omar]

Edwin Jackson, Clayton Richard.. this Padres team is just loaded with legendary ex-Cubs pitchers.

 

Carlos Villanueva

[Buster]

Edwin Jackson, Clayton Richard.. this Padres team is just loaded with legendary ex-Cubs pitchers.

 

Carlos Villanueva

Nice I forgot he was a Padre. Not nearly as cool without that curly mustache though.

[Derwood]

West Coast night games can suuuuuuuck my diiiiiiick

[Omar]

These chicks don't even know the name of my BANNED

[Cubswin11]

[Omar]

damn, tomorrow is Taco Tuesday at Petco

[Agony and Ivy]

damn, tomorrow is Taco Tuesday at Petco

 

Dammit. I'll be there a day too late then. Probably some shitty theme for the day game on Wednesday, but either way I'll be drunk.