05/25 CUBS (Arrieta) @ St. Louis (Martinez) 12:45 CDT, ABC7

[ConstableRabbit]

You eat dinner this early?

Same thing I was thinking.

 

Well, it's almost 5 my time and I work until 8, so yes.

Why wouldn't you eat dinner at 8 instead?

 

This is definitely going to be a thing, btw.

[BigbadB]

I WANT INSURANCE RUNS!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Now we just have to pray Strop doesnt have his usual Cardinal meltdown.

 

You are already assuming we aren't scoring 8 runs in the 8th?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

TOSS 'EM ALL, CB!

[NonProfitCow]

This strikezone sure has been something today.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 23-5 (.821) when they draw 5 or more walks.... 7-9 (.438) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[UMFan83]

[expletive] Heyward, I'm losing patience with your inability to do anything but ground to 2B

[rocket]

Heyward you son of a bitch

[Tryptamine]

Heyward needs to be batting 8th, this is getting real old.

[Ski]

Heyward, Jesus horsefeathering Christ. Hit a horsefeathering ball in the air for once.

[David]

i'm slowly growing to hate heyward a tiny little bit, not gonna lie

[CubmanPi]

Heyward you son of a bitch

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Shocking Heyward just hit it to the second baseman again.

[JonJayCutler]

Jason Pierre.

[rocket]

more like heywan pierre

[itisallpartoftheplan]

8 balks 1 strike 2 outs so far for Seigrist

[Andy]

I'd really love it if Heyward someday went a whole game without grounding out 4-3 (or 4-6-3)

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I don't understand how the Cardinals have turned every inning except for one or two into a big headache.

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[Ski]

Heyward either needs to be benched for a game or two or dropped in the order to give him a wake-up c all.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

Sounds familiar...Google has now taught me that there's Six Flags AND Six Flags Great America...that's pretty wild.

 

 

 

that's such a bizarre thing not to know

 

 

freaking east coasters know nothing

[David]

Heyward either needs to be benched for a game or two or dropped in the order to give him a wake-up c all.

 

yeah, that's what he needs. he's just not trying hard enough.

[ConstableRabbit]

i'm slowly growing to hate heyward a tiny little bit, not gonna lie

He was pretty bad at the beginning of last season, too (albeit not this bad). I am really hoping that he turns it up soon because I don't like disliking him.

[Andy]

 

i always thought there were 6 Six Flags

 

Hence the "Six" part

 

The "Six Flags" represents the six different nations that have governed Texas.

 

they will have to re-brand when Texas secedes

I know this is a joke, but they actually wouldn't have to, the Republic of Texas is one of the 'Six Flags' that's flown over Texas.

[squally1313]

Hey guys does Jason Heyward grounding out to the second baseman frequently remind you of Juan Pierre, who also used to ground out to the second baseman frequently? If so, please combine their names somehow because I don't think anyone else has gotten it yet.

[17 Seconds]

it feels like rizzo has been on the dl for a month