4/24 Cubs (Hammel) @ Reds (Simon) 12:10 CDT WGN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I love this new sick burn that I've heard a few times now.

 

"Ha! The Cubs aren't even home-grown! Theo is so bad that he didn't just luck into talent because of tanking. He actually went out and built a great club through a number of different avenues. What a horrible organization they have over there!"

[Cubswin11]

so we need vance back in his old form this year to take over the all star game

 

can't leave HFA to a bunch of jerks from other teams

I'll allow Harper to take Jorge's/Schwarber's spot

[Agony and Ivy]

Well deGrom still looks awful too so my fantasy team has that going for it today

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Seal Boy!

[Sammy Sofa]

What the horsefeathers just happened?

[Tim]

lolololastella

[KaiserCesar]

[Sammy Sofa]

Did Seal Boy somehow steal Soler's soul?

[weis21]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Tommy LaStella: another person that is better than Jorge Soler at playing baseball.

[Sammy Sofa]

Everyone is gonna homer before Heyward does.

[Schwarber Fan]

When did rat boy become seal boy?

[BigSlick]

the Rat Boy Game

[Guancous]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/Guancous/1B8D850F-A793-423A-8B59-13962E244A39.png_zpszz3msbp0.jpeg

 

La Stella, you beautiful bastard.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Seal Boy has yet to strike out this season, too.

[Sammy Sofa]

When did rat boy become seal boy?

 

When I correctly pointed out his upper portions are shaped like a seal.

 

Plus it never felt right; Jack Wilson will always be the real "Rat Boy" to me.

[Sammy Sofa]

Seal Boy has yet to strike out this season, too.

 

[Freyr]

When will Theo and Jed allow us to enjoy their next gift, Willson Contreras? Montero is really bad.

[NOLA]

Seal Boy has yet to strike out this season, too.

 

This, I want to heart 1000 times.

[mul21]

When will Theo and Jed allow us to enjoy their next gift, Willson Contreras? Montero is really bad.

 

You have no idea what you're talking about.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 3-0 (1.000) when they hit at least 3 HRs.... 10-5 (.667) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[BigSlick]

When did rat boy become seal boy?

 

When I correctly pointed out his upper portions are shaped like a seal.

 

Plus it never felt right; Jack Wilson will always be the real "Rat Boy" to me.

you aint kidding

 

http://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201602120/images/headshots/3/3910e5c6_sabr.jpg

[CubinNY]

This is more like it.

[Freyr]

When will Theo and Jed allow us to enjoy their next gift, Willson Contreras? Montero is really bad.

 

You have no idea what you're talking about.

You're right.. It's a joy watching him roll over to second base or pop up every other time. Oh but he can frame pitches well! He's bad

[wvcbxl]

Holy horsefeathers - games 2 and 3 of the Brewer series really look like a pitching mismatch