4/24 Cubs (Hammel) @ Reds (Simon) 12:10 CDT WGN

[Gilby]

I was halfway expecting one of their middle infielders to be randomly positioned right behind second base.

[weis21]

cue the scalding line drive double down the line for hammel

[David]

i also just ordered a $6 orange chicken lunch special that is a horsefeathers ton of food so that's pretty sweet. exactly what my mild hangover needs. now i have to go pick it up.

[Vinestal]

We getting that run differential back today that we lost yesterday

[David]

cue the scalding line drive double down the line for hammel

 

into the 2 man luge

[David]

We getting that run differential back today that we lost yesterday

 

and then some

[Stu]

Cue Monty Python: "Bring out your dongs."

[weis21]

i also just ordered a $6 orange chicken lunch special that is a [expletive] ton of food so that's pretty sweet. exactly what my mild hangover needs. now i have to go pick it up.

please give us a play by play for your entire day.

 

i'm serious

[David]

i also just ordered a $6 orange chicken lunch special that is a [expletive] ton of food so that's pretty sweet. exactly what my mild hangover needs. now i have to go pick it up.

please give us a play by play for your entire day.

 

i'm serious

 

oh i will

[ScrubMD]

I'm gonna be honest, I think I just feel bad for the Reds.

 

Listen to Thom and that'll go away REAL fast.

 

After having to listen to that micro-penis jackass last night, it would take a lot more than this to make me feel bad for them. He sounded like he was crying tears of rage when the Cubs had a shift on. I think he's officially worse than Hawk.

[TMan92]

Anyone check on Thom?

 

I have been watching the Reds feed today for the comedy. The sound of silence is great.

[BigSlick]

I'm at a diner in Old Irving Park to do some work and the owner came by to just admire the Rizzo dongage

[Gilby]

At least the Reds will always have last night.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Got to give Bryan Price points for faith in Simon to leave him in as long as he did. That or he really hates him.

[weis21]

tommy seeing the ball well right now. real well.

[David]

I'm at a diner in Old Irving Park to do some work and the owner came by to just admire the Rizzo dongage

 

golden nugget?

[BigSlick]

I'm at a diner in Old Irving Park to do some work and the owner came by to just admire the Rizzo dongage

 

golden nugget?

Ugh no, that's reserved for extremely drunk and poor judgment nights

[BigSlick]

Ouch for Rat Boy

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm at a diner in Old Irving Park to do some work and the owner came by to just admire the Rizzo dongage

 

golden nugget?

 

There's so much you still do not understand about humanity.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Got to give Bryan Price points for faith in Simon to leave him in as long as he did. That or he really hates him.

 

He's been God awful if I was Price I would really hate him too.

[weis21]

cubs on pace for that 20+ run game that we've all been waiting for. just sayin'

[Gilby]

Seal Boy is gonna have to spend some time in an aquarium to heal that ankle.

[Tim]

ho hum. 3IP, 78 pitches for the reds.

[BigSlick]

I'm pretty sure we've seen more one sided Cubs shellackings in the first 18 games than we saw in all of 2012-2014

[weis21]

Anyone check on Thom?

 

I have been watching the Reds feed today for the comedy. The sound of silence is great.

yeah that's my current conundrum. do i watch Len and JD and enjoy their brilliance? or do switch to thom and listen to him hate life? it's sort of a toss up. i wish there were two of me.