9/8 Cubs (Hammel) @ Cardinals (Wacha) 7:15 PM CST, CSN

[Sammy Sofa]

How is the weather looking? Would be so Cardinals to get this game washed out.

 

It's so obvious how badly you want this game to get rained out.

[Outshined_One]

So which middle infielder do we trade to the Mets for a stud pitcher in the offseason?

 

Gleyber Torres. I want all the studs.

[Guest]

http://i.imgur.com/Cy2Q47U.jpg

 

i mean whatever

 

dumb

[imb]

you are

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/Cy2Q47U.jpg

 

i mean whatever

 

http://smashboards.com/attachments/colbert-devil-horns-gif-gif.20076/

 

PUT IT ON THE FRONT PAGE, TIM!!!

[Outshined_One]

If you're going to troll our wayward step-sister site, please do so hilariously.

[TruffleShuffle]

who the [expletive] is greg garcia?

[Geech]

http://i.imgur.com/Cy2Q47U.jpg

 

i mean whatever

 

What forum is this? Did you post it or did someone steal your joke?

Edited September 9, 2015 by Geech

[imb]

i dont want to troll them, i just want them to see the hell picture and repent

[Guest]

omg hahahaha IMB

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, as amazing as taking the division would be, I'm kind of in love with the idea of assassinating the Cardinals via Arrieta in a WC game.

[Schwarber Fan]

who the [expletive] is greg garcia?

 

The man that caused Costas to go off on Strop, partially.

[Outshined_One]

i dont want to troll them, i just want them to see the hell picture and repent

 

These are people who think provel cheese is edible. Good luck with that.

[Guest]

Man, as amazing as taking the division would be, I'm kind of in love with the idea of assassinating the Cardinals via Arrieta in a WC game.

 

having arrieta grab us a 1-0 lead would be so much better tho

[Guest]

assuming we finish this off, i wonder where the 2% division odds would go if we won tomorrow

 

still low as [expletive], i'm sure

[MarkMero23]

Serious question, was there some sort of computer glitch in the standings that caused the Cardinals to have the record they have? They look awful.

Their pitching has overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

Their offense hasn't really been able to hit much this year.

 

Not really. They have a extremely high strand rate, but they've still pitched great, just better than their FIP, which is still second to only the Dodgers in all of baseball. So no, they haven't overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

And whenever a team gets blown out, they look terrible. Judging their season performance based off the last two games is silly as the people who judge players off having a bad post season series.

 

But I get it, your Cubs fans who hate the Cardinals, so logic isn't really what you're going to be using when evaluating a rival.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, as amazing as taking the division would be, I'm kind of in love with the idea of assassinating the Cardinals via Arrieta in a WC game.

 

having arrieta grab us a 1-0 lead would be so much better tho

 

Instant elimination would be so, so much sweeter.

[Andy]

They don't have an 'extremely high' strand rate. They have the highest strand rate in the HISTORY of baseball. It's unsustainable and hilariously so (which the Cubs have shown to some extent these last 1 1/3 games).

[ConstableRabbit]

Serious question, was there some sort of computer glitch in the standings that caused the Cardinals to have the record they have? They look awful.

Their pitching has overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

Their offense hasn't really been able to hit much this year.

 

Not really. They have a extremely high strand rate, but they've still pitched great, just better than their FIP, which is still second to only the Dodgers in all of baseball. So no, they haven't overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

And whenever a team gets blown out, they look terrible. Judging their season performance based off the last two games is silly as the people who judge players off having a bad post season series.

 

But I get it, your Cubs fans who hate the Cardinals, so logic isn't really what you're going to be using when evaluating a rival.

U M.A.D.D., bro?

Edited September 9, 2015 by ConstableRabbit

[bukie]

assuming we finish this off, i wonder where the 2% division odds would go if we won tomorrow

 

still low as [expletive], i'm sure

Depends on Pirates results too.

[d_money]

I was just down there this wknd and had my first experience with provel cheese. They have no idea what good cheese is.

[CubInOK]

I'd rather eliminate them as the final step to the World Series.

[imb]

Serious question, was there some sort of computer glitch in the standings that caused the Cardinals to have the record they have? They look awful.

Their pitching has overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

Their offense hasn't really been able to hit much this year.

 

Not really. They have a extremely high strand rate, but they've still pitched great, just better than their FIP, which is still second to only the Dodgers in all of baseball. So no, they haven't overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

And whenever a team gets blown out, they look terrible. Judging their season performance based off the last two games is silly as the people who judge players off having a bad post season series.

 

But I get it, your Cubs fans who hate the Cardinals, so logic isn't really what you're going to be using when evaluating a rival.

 

do you think dead cardinals players room together in hell or are they segregated

[Outshined_One]

Serious question, was there some sort of computer glitch in the standings that caused the Cardinals to have the record they have? They look awful.

Their pitching has overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

Their offense hasn't really been able to hit much this year.

 

Not really. They have a extremely high strand rate, but they've still pitched great, just better than their FIP, which is still second to only the Dodgers in all of baseball. So no, they haven't overachieved to amazingly unsustainable proportions.

 

And whenever a team gets blown out, they look terrible. Judging their season performance based off the last two games is silly as the people who judge players off having a bad post season series.

 

But I get it, your Cubs fans who hate the Cardinals, so logic isn't really what you're going to be using when evaluating a rival.

 

Between the Cardinals fandom and the fact that your screen name's only contribution to society was Sable, you're on my list.

[Andy]

I'd rather eliminate them as the final step to the World Series.

Unfortunately that's pretty much impossible. We're playing them in the NLDS if at all.