5/5 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Cardinals (Lyons) 7:15PM WGN/MLBN

[ctcf]

Not having a game thread up yet is dumb, so I will spot start. Get yourself together, OMC.

 

I wish logan was still starting because those graphics were great.

 

The Cardinals smell like farts

[Guest]

3/4 lets go

[OleMissCub]

Not having a game thread up yet is dumb, so I will spot start. Get yourself together, OMC.

 

I'm just now getting up. Drank myself to sleep last night. It was pathetic. Last night was so cruel. I hate caring about the Cubs.

[Schwarber Fan]

Just forget yesterday happened and keep up the good at-bats.

[Guest]

Not having a game thread up yet is dumb, so I will spot start. Get yourself together, OMC.

 

I'm just now getting up. Drank myself to sleep last night. It was pathetic. Last night was so cruel. I hate caring about the Cubs.

 

lmao you were serious about the vodka shots?

[OleMissCub]

Not having a game thread up yet is dumb, so I will spot start. Get yourself together, OMC.

 

I'm just now getting up. Drank myself to sleep last night. It was pathetic. Last night was so cruel. I hate caring about the Cubs.

 

lmao you were serious about the vodka shots?

 

very serious. I literally haven't had any hard liquor in months before last night. I knew that the loss was going to effect my sleep so I found a bottle that was like 1/4th full in the back of a cabinet. Didn't have any OJ so I went with shots. Since I'm not a big drinker and don't have any shot glasses I used the measuring cup from a DayQuil. Chased each shot with a swig of Sierra Mist. It was really sad. Now I have a headache.

:banghead:

[Guest]

there's somethign hilarious about the cubs driving someone who calls himself "not a big drinker" (and your focus on oj as your mixer for vodka seems to affirm this) to drink shots of vodka by himself on a monday night

[SouthSideRyan]

Why...wouldn't you mix the vodka with the Sierra Mist

[sontensei]

oh is this game gonna have statcast ? (mlbn?) i wanna see the video game effects :D

[Sammys Boombox]

I just went a couple more rounds in my boxing class this morning. OMC, you need to find a better way to let it out.

[OleMissCub]

Why...wouldn't you mix the vodka with the Sierra Mist

 

I considered that. But by the time I was filling up the DayQuil cup, I was all in, and had decided on shots over a mixed drink. I needed the pain to go away quickly.

[Sammy Sofa]

Not having a game thread up yet is dumb, so I will spot start. Get yourself together, OMC.

 

I'm just now getting up. Drank myself to sleep last night. It was pathetic. Last night was so cruel. I hate caring about the Cubs.

 

lmao you were serious about the vodka shots?

 

very serious. I literally haven't had any hard liquor in months before last night. I knew that the loss was going to effect my sleep so I found a bottle that was like 1/4th full in the back of a cabinet. Didn't have any OJ so I went with shots. Since I'm not a big drinker and don't have any shot glasses I used the measuring cup from a DayQuil. Chased each shot with a swig of Sierra Mist. It was really sad. Now I have a headache.

:banghead:

 

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[jersey cubs fan]

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[sneakypower]

I considered that. But by the time I was filling up the DayQuil cup, I was all in, and had decided on shots over a mixed drink. I needed the pain to go away quickly.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3372511/richard-pryor-is-perplexed-o.gif

[Stu]

Worse part about road games at St. Louis is having to listen to Mike Shannon on the Cardinals' SiriusXM feed. What a hick.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS' magic numbers:

St. Louis     144
Cincinnati    137
Pittsburgh    137
Milwaukee     132

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[imb]

Why...wouldn't you mix the vodka with the Sierra Mist

 

I considered that. But by the time I was filling up the DayQuil cup, I was all in, and had decided on shots over a mixed drink. I needed the pain to go away quickly.

 

http://i.imgur.com/fMBMUAP.gif

[Cubswin11]

Win, jerks

[sontensei]

Anyone know Addy and KB's splits against Lyons in PCL? I wonder if either guy crushed him

[sontensei]

Anyone know Addy and KB's splits against Lyons in PCL? I wonder if either guy crushed him

 

NVM Answered my own question

 

Addy 1 for 3 with a 2 run bomb

KB 0 for 2 with a K

[DiamondMind]

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[DiamondMind]

http://i.imgur.com/W8uZXXK.png

[fallacy]

How do we lose today?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

How do we lose today?

ass whoopin

[halplm]

I think predictions are silly, biased, and more often than not I do them to try to make sure something else happens, which is also stupid.

 

7-2 Cubs, Bryant gets 2 walks and a 3 run HR.

 

Great, now I feel stupid.