2015 Other Gam(e)s Thread

[ctcf]

God damn Vin Scully is magic. His stories are fantastic. Example: Apparently after Casey Stengall was traded from the Dodgers to the Pirates he comes up for his first AB at Ebbets field, he doffs his cap at the welcome back ovation and a [expletive] bird flies out.

[Guest]

Vin Scully is the grandpa you start talking with and then he tells a neat story and you're like 'that's neat grandpa' and then he tells 18 more stories and then you realize you're trapped because you can't be mean to grandpa and I guess the moral of this story is that Vin Scully is bad and has been bad for many years.

[jb10194]

Trout with a home run in his first at bat, of course.

[ctcf]

Anthony Castrovince @castrovince

The rain is pouring at Marlins Park. Which has a roof. Which is open.

[Guest]

Anthony Castrovince @castrovince

The rain is pouring at Marlins Park. Which has a roof. Which is open.

For some reason, this made me lmao

[ctcf]

That should be everyone's reaction. It is both hilarious and sad.

[Tryptamine]

Samardzija getting lit up in his WSox debut. Moustakas goes yard and then Jeff drills Cain in the arm one pitch later.

[ctcf]

Shark's craptacular spring seems to be carrying over. So far: 4.1 IP, 5 H, 4 ER, 4 R, 2 BB, 1 K, 1 HR (Moustakas), 2 HBP

[Guest]

Vin Scully is the grandpa you start talking with and then he tells a neat story and you're like 'that's neat grandpa' and then he tells 18 more stories and then you realize you're trapped because you can't be mean to grandpa and I guess the moral of this story is that Vin Scully is bad and has been bad for many years.

 

THANK YOU

[SouthSideRyan]

I love TT's Scully hate so much.

[Tryptamine]

Down goes Yordano Ventura. Throws a pitch, slams his glove down and starts grabbing his pitching hand.

[ctcf]

*vomits*

 

[expletive] pitchers. Just sucks.

[ctcf]

[SouthSideRyan]

Down goes Yordano Ventura. Throws a pitch, slams his glove down and starts grabbing his pitching hand.

 

His hand?

[Guest]

Down goes Yordano Ventura. Throws a pitch, slams his glove down and starts grabbing his pitching hand.

 

His hand?

 

classic zambrano cramp

[ConstableRabbit]

Shark got lit up today.

[Tryptamine]

Down goes Yordano Ventura. Throws a pitch, slams his glove down and starts grabbing his pitching hand.

 

His hand?

 

classic zambrano cramp

 

Yup, thumb cramp on his throwing hand.

[Guest]

Silent Hawk in all his glory today. Amazing.

 

I don't really hate the White Sox, but I do hate most of their white trash fans and their TV booth.

[George Hayduke]

Cespedes had a nice leaping catch at the wall today to rob Kurt Suzuki of a home run.

 

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/116579162/left-fielder-yoenis-cespedes-robs-twins-of-a-home-run-in-tigers-debut

[ctcf]

Uhhhhhhhhhh

 

Cleveland radio guys on the Marlins roof incident: "It took longer to close the roof than Bruce Jenner was a man."

 

What the [expletive]?

[Guest]

Anthony Castrovince @castrovince

The rain is pouring at Marlins Park. Which has a roof. Which is open.

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The Marlins had a rain delay because David Samson guessed wrong after looking at the weather app on his phone. This is not at all exaggerated.

 

@flasportsbuzz Marlins president Samson said he has weather APPs on his phone. "I tried to predict cloud would go north and it went south on..stadium."

 

@flasportsbuzz Samson said when he told Loria there would be rain delay, Loria said: "I thought we have a roof." Samson:"I said that's a reasonable answer"

 

@flasportsbuzz Marlins don't have a meteorologist consultant. Instead, three team executives monitor weather forecasts on APPs.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

holy [expletive] haha

[sneakypower]

Jered Weaver topped 85 just once today

[Derwood]

Gray perfect through 5

[Guest]

Gray perfect through 5

 

No-hitter. He hit Odor.